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Yeeee!
Glomp: (to the camera) Hello everyone! Have you got a friend who laughs at your intrests? Do people always say that youβre weird? Well worry no more, with glompβs super swagalicious tips to incourage fetishes! With my two assistants Tails and Knuckles! I was gonna go for Saharat, but he said he was going to put a restraining order on me if I hurt him again, so...Tails!
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Tails: .....Kill me...
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Glomp: letβs get started!
(Step 1: Shake up a soda!)
Glomp: ah, there is nothing like a cool, refreshing face full of shaken-up soda! But, in the hands of professionals, they can be the key for unlocking a fetish! (Shakes up a soda) Now sit back and wait! (Hides behind a chair as knuckles comes along)
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Knuckles: Ooh soda! *drink it*
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Glomp: And now for the-AHH! SPIDER! (Tries to hit it with a frying pan, but ends up launching knuckles through the window, just as thensoda takes effect!) Ahhhh! Well, as long as itβs the special type of soda I got! (Holds it up...until he relizes it a fizzy lifting drink)....oh.
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Knuckle: Whoa! I'm lifting!
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Glomp:...welp, weβre never going to see him ever again! ^^
(step 2: Offer them big rewards!)
Glomo: (as knuckles floats in the sky in the background) Everyone wants a reward for doing something, wheter it be taking out the trash or talking down the suicidal! For example! Flain!
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Glomp: If you inflate yourself with this balloon, (holds up a P-balloon) then you get my wonderful gift!
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Flain: Oh okay. *Inflate himself with P-Balloon* Mmmph.
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Glomp: You win! (Runs up the cliff and brings a freaking BOULDER! With a cute little bow!) Here yo GOOOOOOO! (Pushes it off the cliff)
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(It lands on top of flain!)
???: BOOOM!
Glomp:....Shinx this nix, iβm out.
(Step three: Have a buddy do it!)
Glomp: Ok, if a person shows them it isnβt so bad, then they can learn to accept it! Scorpi! Show the fox how itβs done!
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Tails: First of all I'm not a fox!
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Glomp: Then why do you got those snazzy tails, and this certificate that says youβre 100 percent a fox? (Holds up said certificate)
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Tails: G-Gggnnggg....
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Scorpi: (chewing on a piece of fruit adn stuffs one into Tailsβ mouth)
Blue 25: You do know he doesnβt like being called a fox because that also means sexy. Or something.
Glomp: hey! Shut up!
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Glomp: There you go, fox!
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Tails: Stop calling me a fox!
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Tails: MMMPH!! *angry*
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Glomp: So, whatβcha gonna do about it, h-
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Flain: *Kick his butt and has bandage wrap around his belly*
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Glomp: OW!Β
(Step 4: Get into their mind!)
Glomp: The only way you can figure out if they do have a locked fetish is to dig deep within their brains!
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Glomp: You just watch me! Saharat! I have a suprise for you!
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Glomp: (activates the dream machine) peek-a-boo!
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Glomp: (in saharatβs mind) now letβs see what-WHA!
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Saharat mind filled with inflations!
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Glomp: .-. (Cuts to him ded!)
(step 5: blackmail them!)
Glomp: well, there nothing like a little blackmail canβt do!
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Camsta (as camera): Like what?
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Glomp: Hey PaRappa! I have a picture of you eating cat food while naked, and iβm gonna show it to,your girlfriend unless you inflate yourself!
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PaRappa: Nice joking Glomp...
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Glomp: (holds up the picture) haha! (Whistles)
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PaRappa: Wah!? No no wait! *inflate himself*
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Glomp: now to delete this! (Accidentalky sends it) Ah! Undo! Undo! Oh crud!
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Glomp:....Oopsie!
(Step 6: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!)
Glomp: (getting chased by PaRappa, as well as a few other, save knuckles) Welp, youβre now being chased by an angry mob! Donβt panic! Just follow this step and youβll be saved!
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*Angry mob chasing him!*
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Glomp: first, SUPER 360 NOSCOPE PARKOUR!
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*he almost at cliff!*
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