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Published: 2014-12-10 02:01:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 1517; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 5
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My caricature of a long, slightly entertaining conversation that ended up going around in circles and getting boring at the end.Related content
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You're so mad and full of hate and should totally believe in god because some mindless religious drone told you that magical guy from stories is god and deserves to beΒ worshipped and I so nice and holy and you so evil and unholy and you should repent and believe in god and open your heart and stuff because feelings and you blocked him which was so mean and I can't end a sentence because I'm so cruise control on mindless religious banter right now.
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(This is satire).
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Lol. Well, I'm pretty sure at least some of them actually have good grammar. XD
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Actually we both had excellent grammar, though I started trolling with deliberately bad grammar when s/he went all grammar nazi over a typo. This is the in a nutshell version of the whole conversation :3
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This is pretty much every argument I've ever had with Ye Olde Christians, ever. Except my arguments with my mother's ancient Greek friend. She replaces that high and mighty I'LL PRAY FOR YOU shit with cussing me out in Greek. Frankly, I prefer that to the self-righteous bullshit. At least she's honest about her ire.
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This gave me a good laugh XD
"Fucking feelings, how do they work?"
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