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vampirehosad β I AM OFFENDED BEYOND WORDS
Published: 2004-07-15 06:16:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 840; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 144
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Yep, not the kiriban again... (Sorry! I hated the pic, so I destroyed it... I'm going to start over again!)But... I FINALLY saw a picture of the Hellsing calendar... Which I had been so curious about, since these people in a Japanese site once were raving about how sexy Captain was for being half naked or something, and of course I just wanted to see.
Oh my... GAWD.
I think I'm going to KILL MYSELF. He looked like an EMACIATED BUDGIE.
And what was worse, Doc was dressed like a PIMP next to him.
YES A PIMP WTFFFFFFFFFF
The pimp and whore. How LOVELY. THANKS KOUTA HIRANO!!!!!!
I think Kouta Hirano must have done that on purpose. IT MUST BE A JOKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Captain is NOT A STICK FIGURE AHHHHHHH OFFENDED
The end. Oh, MS-PAINT, like usual.
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FFFF I love you.
I agree. Blasphemy.
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Oh ya and you just inspired me to draw a picture kaythanks. :]
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Ugh, I just saw that picture. Ewww. And I was born in September D:> I officially hate my Birthday now D:
DOK. DID YEW FORGET TO FEED HANS AGAIN?
Your pictures just crack me up XD
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dear GOD my eyes D: i didnt imagine the captain like that XD ever. and this made me curious on searching for the calender picture, and i found it, HARHAR O: here it is
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Yep, there it is!! ARGHHHH BLINDED AGAIN
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I think I have been scared for life. Thank God Walter and Alex weren't drwn poorly/ at all. I don't want them getting hurt. But do tell, were they on the calendar!! (Sorry fancitement).. Anyway, I can't belive that Major was from a Hentai... wouldn't that have killed anyone who even dared open the front cover? Or given them a heart attack? I can understand Alucard, but NOT MAJOR!!!
Sorry to Major fans, if there are any, and my appologise to the normal amongst us.
Uebrigens: Ich spreche Deutsch!
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Amusingly enough, Alucard has only had one appearance in Hentai, and he didn't have sex.
The ones who were "featured" were the prototypes for Seras, Pip, Major, ANDERSON, Yumie/Yumiko. That's all I can think of right now. Haha.
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LOL! XD OMG I"M THINER THAN HIM!!!!! (I think) XD
AHH!!
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Oh, NO! Prepare for a pimp slappin'! XD
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AAHHHH!! NOO!!! THE PAIN!! XD
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XD LOL, I have that calendar!! When I first saw the picture you're talking about I laughed my ass off... and for no particlar reason, partically because it was on purple. What kind of color is that for these two guys? And Captain, well... he kind of looks pissed on that calendar, doesn't he? Like, '... -_- [I hate this...] '
^__^ Always good to see another manga Hellsing fan! I really like this picture too XD You got Doc looking just awesome.
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Yeah, what IS up with the purple? And Captain was probably angry because his stomach was drawn all weird and caved in!
Thank you for your very nice comment!! 
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True, Captain does look a bit odd in the calendar *l* though I do adore the picture very much.
And, yes, I was! And it was quite fun, let me assure you ^_^
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Wow, wonderful nazi ghetto youth. Captain should just eat SchrΓΆdinger. What the hell is schrodingers job anyway?.. exept being a ho T_T
Oh well, I love Doc's outfit, very nice work.
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....@.@
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
NOT how I imagined Captain sans clothing. >< He kinda scares me, though...everyone from Millenium, except Schro and Rip, scare me.
Kouta, Kouta, Kouta...sometimes you just dismay me.
He's certainly depressed and antisocial enough for an uberanorexic.
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AHHHH D: Captain! *hugs* He needs food, the thin little thing. (but I always wondered what he was like under that coat, but what can you expect? Piggy eats everything, nothing left for the other nazi buggers O: )
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Wow. When they say ignorance is bliss, they ain't kidding! I like seeing characters wear clothes other than their normal threads, but... yikes. o_0;;
hentai! *dies*
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Hirano a Hentai artist? ... Somehow that dosn't surprise me... I still want to see the calender though...
But WTF, you gotta wonder about Doc what with the freaking weird shirt he wears, I mean he's supposed to be freaking insane and all but, no. I cos-played as him and I can get away with that crap because I'm a girl.
WTF! Now I want to see the calendar!> !?!!!>!>!>!Argh! Damn you!!!11!!one!
And what episode is everyone talking about with Seras and the Valentine brothers? In volume 2? ... She dosn't look any different than normal... It is one of the few times she kicks ass!! Appreciate that.
I like how Khota is drawing his character in the later volumes... yes, somtimes it seems that he just got bored with how he drew them before and is trying out newer styles of art... he really is going into abstract though.
What surprises me the most is that there is a severe LACK of sex, kissing and other kinky related stuff in Hellsing. I mean, in the anime it was all sex based and in the manga there is like, maybe three secenes that are considered kinky and he only actually shows ONE kiss in seven volumes...
WTF.
Yes, I have made my mark upon the world.
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Hirano a Hentai artist? ... Somehow that dosn't surprise me... I still want to see the calender though...
But WTF, you gotta wonder about Doc what with the freaking weird shirt he waers, I mean he;s supposed to be freaking insane and all but, wtf. I co-played as him and I can get away with that crap because I'm a girl.
WTF! Now I want to see the calendar!> !?!!!>!>!>!Argh!
And what episode is everyone talking about with Seras and the Valentine brothers? In volume 2? ... She dosn't look any differant than normal...
I like how Khota is drawing his character in the later volumes... yes, somtimes it seems that he just got bored with how he drew them before and is trying out newer styles of art... he really is going into abstract though.
What surprises me the most is that there is a severe LACK of sex, kissing and other kinky related stuff in Hellsing. I mean, in the anime it was all sex based and in the manga there is like, maybe three secenes that are considered kinky and he only actually shows ONE kiss in seven volumes...
WTF.
Yes, I have made my mark upon the world.
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OMG WTF CAPTAIN IS SO PIMPIN
Is it just me, or does it seem like Kouta Hirano appears to make all his characters appear pimpin'?
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CAPTAIN is pimpin!?!?
And yeah, I noticed! Maxwell-pimp! HA HA HA
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Yeah! Captain's a closet pimp!
Oh yeah baby. XD
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IΒ΄ve read all commends on this pic and now iΒ΄m curious on everything. what did we in germany miss again? Kotha hirano made a hentai manga? I did not know. A hellsing kalendar? I did not know. .... stupid german lack of information!
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Yes! Kouta Hirano used to be a hentai artist... And he made a Hellsing calendar with various Hellsing characters in different outfits and whatnot... But it's very rare!
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Thank you! You are the first to notice.
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I think it's probably Hirano returning to his origins ;>_>
Since he started off as a hentai artist, and the Doc, Major and Captain are all characters from a hentai manga ~_~
Good pic though ^_^ Doc looks sooo cute!
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Yeah, I think so too! And as well as Pip, Anderson, Jan, and Luke. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh, and Seras! Don't forget Seras! Sometimes I just want to slap that man.
Thank you!
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I knoooow
It's so horrible finding out your favourite character were originally hentai. Oh well, I don't think Alucard was and he's my fave anyway ^__^
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Yes! Luckily Alucard was only a "normal" character in that one hentai manga of his... Urgh... "Seras" and her EPISODE with "Luke" and "Jan" still haunts me. I AM BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
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*shudders* I...just don't want to know.
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I think Captain is one of those characters that just comes off much better in fanart. But skinny shirtless captain = the yuck. What else did they have?
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I don't know what else they had, since the person who showed me only had that... I'll ask him next time, though.
And yes, I think so. I mean there were one or two pictures of Captain that Hirano drew that were nice, but other than that... ADOFHJAODSFJLVXLMVLKADF. That goes for everybody else! (Except for the girls and Maxwell. And even Maxwell gets drawn horribly sometimes.)
You should see some of the horrible Alucard pictures KH drew... especially as of late. ARGH
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LMAO SICK OH GOOD CAPTAIN HAS NIPPLES AHHHHHH
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O-o poor capitan, the reason he's so quiet is he must be anorexic...or..something like that but i can't spell, xD Doc is ze piiiimmpp zoohh ^^ but still 
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*curiousity makes her want to see the calender?*
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