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Tehnekox96 In reply to ??? [2011-10-03 19:56:53 +0000 UTC]
"Start pressing that button and give me an orgasm!"
xD
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tortaleenie In reply to Tehnekox96 [2011-10-04 00:07:21 +0000 UTC]
Yeah......when he says he has an itch, he obviously means the itch is in his crotch.
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tortaleenie In reply to VampireMeerkat [2011-10-04 07:22:06 +0000 UTC]
LOL....I c whot u did thar
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Tehnekox96 In reply to tortaleenie [2011-10-04 06:58:15 +0000 UTC]
Oh god, that's what I always thought after I completed his tests! It was just like "O.O" xD
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jfvgnemesis In reply to ??? [2011-10-03 19:31:31 +0000 UTC]
i love all of them
i didn't understand the "can i see you personallity cores?" but i love the draw
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VampireMeerkat In reply to jfvgnemesis [2011-10-03 19:38:52 +0000 UTC]
He was referring to her chest.
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jfvgnemesis In reply to VampireMeerkat [2011-10-03 19:46:09 +0000 UTC]
lol now i get it
i didn't saw the box of sleeping pills
(sorry for my english)
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DieselPoweredDoodad [2011-10-03 19:16:56 +0000 UTC]
I totally read the "One of my balls dropped" thin gin a GLaDOS voice.
And proceeded to laugh so hard my sides hurt.
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Gaara2112 [2011-10-03 18:51:01 +0000 UTC]
I portalold all over the place. Now i have giant holes in my walls. Wheatley never wins, unless Chell is drunk, or with a defective turret.
Hey lady, be a sport and tell them i fucked you good.
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VampireMeerkat In reply to Gaara2112 [2011-10-03 19:55:48 +0000 UTC]
We are not responsible for any portals made in your walls by portlolling.
IT'S NOT DEFECTIVE.
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Gaara2112 In reply to VampireMeerkat [2011-10-03 20:02:16 +0000 UTC]
SHUT YOUR STUPID NONSENSE AND GIVE ME SOMETHING TO MAKE THEM GO AWAY.
OK, IT'S INCOMPLETE.
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VampireMeerkat In reply to Gaara2112 [2011-10-03 20:36:31 +0000 UTC]
Sorry, the contract we never gave you and you never signed doesn't cover any of this.
Shooting blanks everytime. All the time. Sigh.
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Gaara2112 In reply to VampireMeerkat [2011-10-03 21:58:01 +0000 UTC]
Don't make me come down there, and start knocking heads.
Too bad he's missing out on that incredible 65% more bullet, per bullet deal. It's great. If i were a turret I'd want that too.
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