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Published: 2004-01-06 04:46:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 45; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 12
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Men's RestroomStereotypical Guy: She is totally the one.
Out of all the mamamcitas in the audience...she is the one that's
gonna be a boppin underneath MY covers to-NIGHT! Hey! Don't look
at me while I'm takin a fuckin leak...turn around, fag! So anyways,
I can totally feel her checkin me out. Did you see those lips?! OH LORD HAVE MERCY! I was creamin in my pants before she even said "Hi". I looked into those big brown eyes...or was it green...were they blue? Who gives a shit? Eyes don't matter when she's suckin on my dick like a baby cow.
Poor Friend: Yeah, she always looks nice.
SG: NICE?! Yeah, NICE tits is more like it.
PF: Yeah, I guess so.
SG: You guess so?! What the fuck am I gonna do with you?! Maybe if you stopped acting like Jesus all the goddamn time you'd have more than one cunt banging you.
PF: It's called marriage. That's what I'm supposed to do. You know...
"til death do us part", "forever, and ever". It's heavy duty stuff. Besides, I rather like it. And that "cunt" and I only introduced you to that "mamacita" because she's our friend. So don't screw this up. There are plenty of one-nighters on the dance floor. Let this one down easy. Because this woman is rather decent.
SG:
could you hand me the paper towels?
PF:
Women's Restroom
Stereotypical Girl: He is totally the one.
Out of all the idiots in the audience...he is the one that's
gonna be a boppin underneath MY covers to-NIGHT! Hey! Do you really have to stand so close to the stall?! Seriously, if you were'nt married, I would have thought you were Queen Dyke. So anyways,I can totally feel him checkin me out. Did you see those eyes?! OH LORD HAVE MERCY! I was creamin in my pants before he even said
"Hi". I looked into those big brown eyes...or was it green...were they blue? Who gives a shit? Eyes don't matter when he's when I'm riding him like a horse.
Poor Friend: Yeah, he always looks nice.
SG: NICE?! Yeah, NICE ass is more like it.
PF: Yeah, I guess so.
SG: You guess so?! What the fuck am I gonna do with you?! Maybe if you stopped acting like the Virgin Mary all the goddamn time you'd have more than one dick slammin you.
PF: It's called marriage. That's what I'm supposed to do. You know...
"til death do us part", "forever, and ever". It's heavy duty stuff. Besides, I rather like it. And that "dick" and I only introduced you to that "idiot" because he's our friend. So don't screw this up. There are plenty of one-nighters on the dance floor. Let this one down easy. Because this guy is rather decent.
SG:
could you hand me the toilet paper, this stall is all out.
PF:
Stereotypical Girl: He doesn't have any idea what's comin to him.
Stereotypical Guy: She doesn't have any idea what's comin to her.
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Comments: 8
very nice, and very true. it could be a one act play this year too, lol
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i would probably have to cut down on the language tho...i got the idea for this while sitting on a toilet...mmm...the language of love.
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its sad , because a lot of its true... but i guess as long as we don't become sterotypical assholes at least we are safe
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yeah...society can bite at times.
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interesting look on it, hun, a little jaded, but also quite true. Me, I'm proud to be the poor friend. I hate assholes that talk like that
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so do i...and the Poor Guy and Poor Girl are the modern heros. i like them most of all, too.
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