HOME | DD

Description
Ah. Thought I caught you the first time, Zigzag, you elegant, well-mannered creature, you.

I'm sure we could all learn a thing or two from our favourite Neo-Nazi about how to be polite and gentile.

*ahem*

Yes. In a fan-fiction that doesn't, and probably won't ever, exist, Zigzag is somewhat prone to these raging out-bursts, as she always has been, only now she's considerably more violent and irrational, and the only one who seems to even have a remotely good way with her is Foul Larry, of all people, because we all know that they're super duper BFFs.

No, seriously, they are.

So what's happening here? Well, Zigzag has a great dislike for the Imaginary Foster home she now finds herself in, seeing as it's a system that's run (in her eyes) to benefit humans; she believes it makes it easier to dump friends when they're going to a "good home", and she hates this whole adoption thing with a passion, and she loathes how everybody else is so for-it. She can't fathom why anyone would want to be passed around like an old toy, and what better way to deal with ignorance and lack-of-understanding than with rage?

But it's all good; after a few things have been smashed and one of Wilt's legs has nearly been broken, Larry steps in every time to cart Zigzag off for some quiet time. Nobody really knows what he does to calm her down, but he usually comes out with a few bruises about his belly, a warm tingly feeling after getting a bunch of hugs and "Thanks, mate. Thank you, yeah? Thanks, man. I actually love you, y'know? Thank you so much."

This description was longer than it needed to be :I

Vampyre1o5

Description
Ah. Thought I caught you the first time, Zigzag, you elegant, well-mannered creature, you.

I'm sure we could all learn a thing or two from our favourite Neo-Nazi about how to be polite and gentile.

*ahem*

Yes. In a fan-fiction that doesn't, and probably won't ever, exist, Zigzag is somewhat prone to these raging out-bursts, as she always has been, only now she's considerably more violent and irrational, and the only one who seems to even have a remotely good way with her is Foul Larry, of all people, because we all know that they're super duper BFFs.

No, seriously, they are.

So what's happening here? Well, Zigzag has a great dislike for the Imaginary Foster home she now finds herself in, seeing as it's a system that's run (in her eyes) to benefit humans; she believes it makes it easier to dump friends when they're going to a "good home", and she hates this whole adoption thing with a passion, and she loathes how everybody else is so for-it. She can't fathom why anyone would want to be passed around like an old toy, and what better way to deal with ignorance and lack-of-understanding than with rage?

But it's all good; after a few things have been smashed and one of Wilt's legs has nearly been broken, Larry steps in every time to cart Zigzag off for some quiet time. Nobody really knows what he does to calm her down, but he usually comes out with a few bruises about his belly, a warm tingly feeling after getting a bunch of hugs and "Thanks, mate. Thank you, yeah? Thanks, man. I actually love you, y'know? Thank you so much."

This description was longer than it needed to be :I

Vampyre1o5