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Published: 2016-02-28 16:51:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 86635; Favourites: 900; Downloads: 464
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Description Hello again!

So hey! I've been away from dA for a bit, walking the earth, getting into adventures n'shit, riding historical on the Fury Road. Which is all well and good, but let's get back at it here.

As you may or may not know, my comic "series" here on dA, Bomango, has been something of an ongoing experiment and--for lack of a better term--"creative sandbox" for many years, during which I've made jokes, characters, stories, weird stuff, boring stuff, occasionally great stuff (i hope, anyway), and overall, it's been super fun. It's also been super confusing for people, because it's not REALLY a proper "Story", and certainly not organized or told as such. Which had left me in the awkward position of making a comic and thinking to myself "what if this were a comic?"

That's a weird place to be.

Anyway, I'm going to be answering that question: What if this story were ACTUALLY A DAMN STORY?

Towards that end, here's a little bit of production reference art that SOMEONE ALREADY POSTED SOMEWHERE (cough cough) with a bit of the cast from future works. (Still in progress adding to this lineup as of this posting, that's why there're folks still missing).

Left to right on the lineup:

1. "Regular" Gogo Bomango: Average meal size, no extra cost. This is your starting Gogo package. Upgrades optional.

2. Didi Bomango: Buy one Gogo, and mail in for your free Didi at no extra (financial) cost!

3. "Deluxe" Gogo Bomango: Like it or not, your Gogo is now upgraded. Deal with it, and adjust door frames/reinforce furniture accordingly.

4. Andy Fisher: THE HERO OF OUR--wait, is he? Maybe...wait, no, he's saying he doesn't care for labels. Fine. Okay, anyway, he's kinda short, and the world around him ain't getting any smaller either.

5. Pablo: The wee blue beastie. HAMS.

6: Safara: Serious, fiery business. Or smouldering business. But serious business, and usually at high temperatures.

7: Titus: LARGE business. VERY LARGE. YUUUGE. You THINK you've seen LARGE, but you don't even KNOW. The very essence of David Rydering (BIG McLARGEHUGE!)Β  Β 

8: Leesha Fisher: Andy's cousin, redheaded but significantly less fiery business than #6. Likes to judge others, so she'll have a field day if she looks to her right.

9: Cora May Melikian: Wicked eyebrows, wicked business acumen, pathological bureaucratic sensibility, and a love for shades of purple.

Well! I doubt that explained much of anything, but...enjoy! More to come, much more Happy Sunday!
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Comments: 168

MitchellTF [2016-03-01 16:25:04 +0000 UTC]

So, how can I best follow bomango?

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odubya23 [2016-03-01 13:09:01 +0000 UTC]

It look's like you've redesigned Safara a bit from earlier drawings, which DID make her look kinda like a cat.

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KryptnKnight [2016-03-01 08:45:04 +0000 UTC]

"Now I am become TITUS, the destroyer of furniture!"

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BrineTime [2016-03-01 06:16:30 +0000 UTC]

DAMN, YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?!

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MelancholicSiberian [2016-03-01 05:37:27 +0000 UTC]

Please, add the metric system.

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JChance [2016-03-01 04:08:34 +0000 UTC]

I can't remember whether I commented about this in the flashback strips, but I like that original Gogo is still a thing--for a while I was worried that she'd been retconned out.Β  Don't get me wrong, I love the hulky one too!Β  And, just for a bit of perspective, Titus is taller than most Astartes, even.

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ShadeOfObscurity In reply to ??? [2016-03-01 02:30:45 +0000 UTC]

Where the hell does Titus get cloths that size? They surprisingly look good on him too.

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CommanderUNSC [2016-03-01 00:58:20 +0000 UTC]

Did anyone else see this and immediately think of Guardians of the Galaxy? Because the first thought that popped into my head when I saw this was "They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy' 'what a bunch of A-holes" bit

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heihachi13 [2016-02-29 22:04:16 +0000 UTC]

But...But...What about Hector?

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MrSirk [2016-02-29 19:21:07 +0000 UTC]

And by right you mean skipping over the three totally normal people and zooming in right on Andy! With his greasy hair and smug sense of self satisfaction. Dude has so many flaws that he needs to work on. Doesn't even care about what the popular girls are doing. Not to mention how he spends all day reading. Who reads?! And don't get me started on his fashion sense. News flash: cargo anything went out of style before you were born and blah blah blah.......

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Anastasiy In reply to ??? [2016-02-29 18:26:34 +0000 UTC]

This is beautiful! And I love the colors

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Omikias [2016-02-29 18:18:09 +0000 UTC]

"Bob Johnson! Oh wait..."
~ Tom Servo

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Fenixton In reply to ??? [2016-02-29 16:40:25 +0000 UTC]

Whoa! Titus definitely looks like Rogal Dorn from Wh40k.

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chimpaflimp [2016-02-29 13:53:27 +0000 UTC]

Deluxe Gogo also comes with optional Deathclaw feet, for when your fetish just has no limits.

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VanHeist In reply to chimpaflimp [2016-02-29 18:14:51 +0000 UTC]

Hey, the wasteland can be a lonely place. Don't judge too harshly.

...*shudder*...

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rafaelbz [2016-02-29 12:07:06 +0000 UTC]

Bomango is back, this is amazing, I was afraid that the series could have been finished, (any chance that we see a valentine day art)

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VanHeist In reply to rafaelbz [2016-02-29 18:13:50 +0000 UTC]

No time! There are future holidays to miss as well! FORWARD!

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Agrophias [2016-02-29 06:17:19 +0000 UTC]

Well that was embarrassing....... I was showing my new gf your page and talking about how much i love your stuff then when i saw there were new posts i literally screamed..................

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VanHeist In reply to Agrophias [2016-02-29 18:15:02 +0000 UTC]

HA HA.

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Jackharney1 [2016-02-29 05:50:09 +0000 UTC]

So Titus is big huh? I really think that could have been expanded upon more.

also, I just realised that I am exactly the same size as Gogo regular! Go me!

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Devils-Night [2016-02-29 05:45:11 +0000 UTC]

I feel bad for Titus' heart and bones.

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elijahconrad [2016-02-29 04:42:13 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I'd smile like that too if I was 8'9" and 700 lbs.

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FabledHeroes In reply to elijahconrad [2016-03-02 21:12:39 +0000 UTC]

Hulk smiles like that sometimes considering he's 8'8 and 2400lbs

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VanHeist In reply to elijahconrad [2016-02-29 18:15:59 +0000 UTC]

"Bring me the STRONGEST among your FURNITURE!"

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crossbones6732 [2016-02-29 04:26:41 +0000 UTC]

So, I'm guessing someone wanted to be different and built the human around the robot suit this time, in the case of Mr. Punch Rock Groin there, hmm?

Also, great time to ride historic, with six Oscar wins at the time of this comment, no?

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VanHeist In reply to crossbones6732 [2016-02-29 18:17:12 +0000 UTC]

Don't need no Academy to tell me what I already know is shiny and chrome >

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crossbones6732 In reply to VanHeist [2016-02-29 21:43:34 +0000 UTC]

Damn straight, by the V8!

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CheskaMouse [2016-02-29 03:21:31 +0000 UTC]

I almost thought McLargehuge was Gogo's dad... I invision Gogo's mom as some tiny force of nature... sweet as hell, can beat mountains up.

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DarkKnight82 [2016-02-29 02:30:24 +0000 UTC]

i think your comic has had a decent balance with fillers, non fillers and the evolution of Didi, Gogo, and Andy. the only problems i think there are is the beginning to now. How many years have past in the story, how old is Gogo and Andy, and how long have they known one another and how old were they when they meet

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Wolfdrums19 [2016-02-29 02:23:01 +0000 UTC]

Jesus I'd love to stand next to GoGo...I'm 5'8 and I wanna see what it's like standing next to such a beast of a woman.

But then Titus...holy freaking shit

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JimmyDimples [2016-02-29 01:25:36 +0000 UTC]

From what I've heard, the typical American doorway is six feet, eight inches tall. Β Use that knowledge accordingly.

And I'm wondering when (not if) each of these characters will be picked out of a real police lineup in any upcoming chronicles.

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LamangoKaijura [2016-02-29 01:01:19 +0000 UTC]

Regular Gogo needs more love too.

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Musetry [2016-02-29 00:56:59 +0000 UTC]

Huh, So you brought in the Gogo design from when she and Didi were practically identical. XD Good show.

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TeenTitansMan [2016-02-29 00:11:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh, hell yeah, I love size charts.Β  What better way to see how easy or difficult it would be for one character to ride on another's shoulders.

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peirrin [2016-02-29 00:03:09 +0000 UTC]

New people....

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fugupuffer-68 [2016-02-29 00:01:24 +0000 UTC]

one word, Hams. That is all.

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Razor-of-Occam [2016-02-29 00:01:11 +0000 UTC]

Looking forward to more of this.Β 

Also just for funsiesΒ 

Gogo vs anyone of your choosing for Screwattack's Death Battle

GO!

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rickardspaghetti [2016-02-28 23:49:59 +0000 UTC]

Have I told you how much I love you recently?

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Ronamation [2016-02-28 23:29:48 +0000 UTC]

This maybe the scariest police line up out there. Can you guys just imagine the crimes these people committed!

I'll start with one and you guys do the rest.

Safara was arrested because when she got her food at some restaurant it was cold. So instead of wasting time trying to have a waiter tack it back to reheat it so she decided to heat it up herself. Unfortunately this led to three blocks getting burned down; which led to the towns economy to collapse and some deaths. But at least her food wasn't cold.

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Raydis [2016-02-28 23:28:40 +0000 UTC]

Lord almighty! And I thought Gogo was big

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thepicwatcher75 [2016-02-28 23:07:47 +0000 UTC]

Huh... same height as Deluxe Gogo. Alright then. Probably weigh about... a third as much though. xD

And for Gods' sake, Andy, eat your veggies, drink some milk and hit puberty already!

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Cudegra777 [2016-02-28 23:07:22 +0000 UTC]

Nice WIP. ^^
Now will they nae nae?

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CrossOutBryce In reply to ??? [2016-02-28 23:05:53 +0000 UTC]

Welcome back! It's awesome seeing this.
I'm honestly surprised at myself though right now since my first thought was "Where's Hector???" lol, but he'll probably come along later, right?

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RabischTorino In reply to ??? [2016-02-28 22:52:10 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!! WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!

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Mordentus In reply to ??? [2016-02-28 22:32:42 +0000 UTC]

Where's Konstantinos? He's my favorite now!

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Mullmeister [2016-02-28 22:02:55 +0000 UTC]

Titus reminds me of Brick from Borderlands, except with a more casual look.

And if this was a menu I would have a Deluxe gogo combo with Didi cause you just can't have one without the other. And if you're wondering what I would do with them after I bought them simple. Cook appetizing dishes discussing life philosophy along side didi then watch violent nonsensical tv with gogo with a chance of explosions.Β 

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FabledHeroes [2016-02-28 21:58:50 +0000 UTC]

Joel Cevallos: this is starting to get interesting I mean we got a lineup for almost every character

Spider-Man: yeah it's looking pretty good

Wolverine: kinda looks their getting mug shots at a cheap police station

Hulk: I can take number 7

Captain America: I'd be more focused on number 6 Safara from I what I read she's not exactly low tier

Deadpool: Leesha Judges entirely to much and the purple one is just unbelievably bureaucratic lets go get Mexican my treat

Wolverine: your not gonna put bullet shells in the dip like you did at my birthday again are you

Deadpool: No!

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TaylorNicoleReed [2016-02-28 21:21:39 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh!! So excited to see you again!!

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AmensMagus [2016-02-28 21:17:54 +0000 UTC]

Wait, so what upgrades does the one that invaded my apartment have ?
I was not told there would be dietary restrictions !
.............please tell me it's not like in Gremlins......

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Hazardous-Bill [2016-02-28 20:53:53 +0000 UTC]

Hi, Heist! Emote: (wave hand enthusiastically with awkward smile at individual whom you have not seen for a long time)

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