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Description no refunds on the time of your life wasted reading this one.

bwa ha ha. ha. HA.

on a side note, if i thought half as clearly by day as i do by night, i might be a very successful human being. but somehow by morning all i can think about is how much i'd rather still be asleep.

but no matter how existential your nighttime reveries can get, it's nothing a dutch oven can't banish.
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Comments: 142

Hajbe [2015-11-08 12:52:06 +0000 UTC]

I believe this is the start of a few months of "mad scientist - mode" for Didi...

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FabledHeroes [2015-03-23 00:09:04 +0000 UTC]

Crap balls that must stink

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slayerfan45 [2015-01-24 06:25:14 +0000 UTC]

Dick move bro

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blued1500 [2015-01-02 08:47:32 +0000 UTC]

Didi has have tungsten plated sense of smell to survive that! hilarious!

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EVOUniverse [2014-08-02 12:47:29 +0000 UTC]

Dutch oven...HILARIOUS!!! LMAO!! 

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crazyman54 [2014-03-15 21:53:31 +0000 UTC]

Oh my fudging mustard, that was hilarious

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Genisay [2013-06-25 02:13:17 +0000 UTC]

*Dies so hard!* But not in the same way Andy did! Gawd! Gogo!

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mvEGGY [2013-05-03 18:15:19 +0000 UTC]

I know i'm a little late to the party here, but Gogo's manner of speaking reminds me of Toki Wartooth from Metalocalypse (and don't ask me why, but I get the idea you've watched Metalocalypse before, haha!). Especially when she gets all philosophical like this. And now that's all I ever hear when she's talking, which just makes it that much funnier.

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maglad [2012-08-22 12:21:44 +0000 UTC]

Actually, recent studies have proven that the NORMAL, natural sleep cycle for human beings is sleep 3-5 hours, wake up for 1-2 at night, then sleep 3-5 more hours. But with our handy electricity and schedules and such, we have forgotten this, and now most of society believe that 6-8 hours of sleep, in a row, are the "natural" way to sleep.

This is not true, actually, but a modern myth created only very recently by our species. After the study, the researchers took the time to look around for mentions of this in literature and the likes, and found out that indeed, the french had their own word for this small period of wakefulness in the middle of the night (sadly this word eludes me. It has been a few years since I read the article on the sleep cycle and I dont speak french so the word didint stuck with me for long), a word which basically meant "the best time for sex".
After all, you and your partner were awake in bed with nothing to do for 1-2 hours. Take a guess

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Shadow-Blossom888 [2012-06-29 03:26:40 +0000 UTC]

terribly sorry, But I seem to be confused. Exactly what is Andy"s relationship with Gogo?

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I-Am-The-Fall In reply to Shadow-Blossom888 [2015-09-27 18:30:26 +0000 UTC]

Uh that's Didi

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Shadow-Blossom888 In reply to I-Am-The-Fall [2015-10-27 19:45:37 +0000 UTC]

I realize that, I left it on Vanheist's page, and accidentally left it on the comments section for that particular work as opposed to her general comments section.

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cherry12 [2012-05-28 00:31:11 +0000 UTC]

ever philosophical on flatulence

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Squidrog [2012-05-22 14:18:40 +0000 UTC]

refunds? you gave me too much i owe you some change.

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AuroraKet [2011-09-06 18:17:26 +0000 UTC]

Poor Didi...

Good thing it's her though, I'd hate to think of the result if she did that to Andy. If you've read the li'l Gogo/li'l Didi strip you know why, if not, well... it mentions Gogo's farts qualifying possibly as a biohazard. hehehe. Evil.

Love it Time for clean sheets though after she did that, no way the stink will disperse with that kind of gas and the dutch oven. They may need to throw those sheets out even hehehe.

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InTheStarryNightSky [2011-09-03 07:25:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh I agree with you. Morning : Night

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Sampixie [2011-08-02 07:05:13 +0000 UTC]

OMG I SO DIDI THIS TO MY LITTLE BROTHER HEHEHHABWAHAHAHAHAHAH

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CandiedJellyfish [2011-06-30 20:13:29 +0000 UTC]

I won't lie, I seriously loled.

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RavinWood [2010-09-23 12:28:30 +0000 UTC]

GoGo is so cut in panal 4

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Anominom [2010-08-15 11:23:25 +0000 UTC]

I belive this is known as "Dutch farting".

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HaloXenon [2010-06-29 10:46:59 +0000 UTC]

What a miserable way to meet ones end.

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SlickLikeNinja [2010-03-21 01:59:36 +0000 UTC]

I'm actually in tears laughing at this. BEAUTIFUL.

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SheTheTDE [2010-03-15 11:25:21 +0000 UTC]

I think I have trouble telling the diference between night and day because I feel like that twentyfour-seven.

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fiety1 [2010-01-22 06:05:24 +0000 UTC]

i must say i indeed did laugh out loud.

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nigeltheoutlaw [2009-11-21 06:02:36 +0000 UTC]

God, its like Rene came to life and lost 100 pounds. *shudder*

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Gatana [2009-10-04 08:54:57 +0000 UTC]

thats pure hilareous WIN right there!

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6thLostSoul [2009-09-19 22:15:02 +0000 UTC]

No matter how many times I read this I still laugh my ass off!

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admiral-squee [2009-09-18 05:38:58 +0000 UTC]

Haha, yes. Gogo wins.

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Romaniman [2009-09-12 17:27:55 +0000 UTC]

Greatest. Fart opener. Ever.

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eclipse561 [2009-08-31 23:13:02 +0000 UTC]

god I can relate. so hard. she reminds me of me, so much here.............................

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DeathOfCaelum [2009-07-21 11:16:45 +0000 UTC]

Heehee, I love how at first you think this is going to be a more serious/thought provoking one, and then, yeah.

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suna-rose351 [2009-07-10 04:00:19 +0000 UTC]

ACK!! Thanks. I was drinking something when I read this. Luckily I managed not to spew it out along with my relentless mirth.

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mevan83 [2009-06-13 02:31:41 +0000 UTC]

Dutch Oven

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Omega23 [2009-06-05 18:17:07 +0000 UTC]

Fart jokes...always funny.

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Sanarit [2009-05-11 08:24:57 +0000 UTC]

i think i just fell in love with Gogo ^o^

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Luzur [2009-03-29 06:09:41 +0000 UTC]

....i dont get it, are they sisters? lesbians? or is the one on the right a guy?

why are those 2 always together?

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Romaniman In reply to Luzur [2009-09-14 01:38:46 +0000 UTC]

They're the same being. Gogo (farting one) violated the laws of nature and replicated herself to make Didi (the victim).

...but you probably figured that out already.

Oh, and if you didn't know already, Didi's a lesbian.

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Lazyarcher8 In reply to Luzur [2009-05-25 21:27:49 +0000 UTC]

Go-go IS a Clone of the Other Girl....or something like that I think

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Otacon144 In reply to Luzur [2009-05-07 15:24:31 +0000 UTC]

It's a bit more complex than that, really, but putting it simply; yeah, they're sisters.

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rubymight [2009-03-22 03:26:11 +0000 UTC]

XDD;

the ending is hilarious <3

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mdu-ntr [2009-02-14 17:17:09 +0000 UTC]

Your comics are friggin awesome. Makes me want to cack myself laughing.

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LostSoulMalachi [2009-02-08 03:13:30 +0000 UTC]

XD Awesome. Probably the best "sweet release" that could have resulted.

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kittypirate17 [2009-01-21 23:15:30 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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nailbnny [2009-01-03 21:51:28 +0000 UTC]

*cracks up*

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MissPinks [2008-12-29 15:32:02 +0000 UTC]

hahah my ex bf done that to me once after we had curry....
*gag
hahah but its funny when its someone else right?....hehe

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KarionSpidle [2008-12-29 03:12:31 +0000 UTC]

shes so mean hahahahahah hilarious hahahahaha
hahahahaha lol

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FlurryofDancinFlamez [2008-12-20 03:15:09 +0000 UTC]

At first I thought Gogo was in bed with Andy and I'm like, 'Hunh?!'
But, huh huh Didi.

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myoneandonly [2008-12-15 05:39:39 +0000 UTC]

Woohoo, revisiting this and I can't help but laugh myself to tears. Damn my family, for instilling in me an almost instinctive appreciation for the ickiest potty humor! Seriously. Dinner table conversation at my house is 50% taking turns burping around the table.

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Vampire-dreams [2008-12-04 15:48:31 +0000 UTC]

I'm gonna have to try that. It's good to confuse my boyfriend now and then to keep him on his toes.

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DeadlySemicolon [2008-11-30 23:52:30 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAHA!! Dutch Oven time!!

**FART**

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