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VanHinck — Know How I Got These Scars?Pg4
Published: 2008-09-28 19:02:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 2738; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 10
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And the concluding part.I like this little comic. Joker is gonna run out of ideas sooner or later...
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Part Two:[link]
And Part Three:[link]
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There may be more, you have been warned.
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I think he was abuse during his childhoold,like molested and he did that to him because he hopes his abuser will stop,or because he hated himself.thats why he isnt scared of the death.
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he was sky diving into a bear trap factory when he was attacted by a bear.
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He worked for a sausage making plant, then one day the blades got caught, he went to repair them, when all of a sudden the blades flew off and gave him those scars! There!
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I think you have the truth of it, Sir!
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Broke up with Catwoman...then she slapped him in the face!
I know its not very creative, but I cant think of anything good right now. lmao
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he was mowing the lawn when the blade flew off and hit him in the face.
and I LOVE YOUR COMICS XD!!!!
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Thank you very much! (And sorry for the long time in replying- I really appreciate the comment
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he got in a sword fight with Captain Jack Sparrow....
he survived a shave at Sweeney Todd's simply because Sweeney's aim was off that day.
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fell down a cliff with spiky rocks at the bottom, thats what my friend says...
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I would've thought the Joker's ex girlfriends would be very 'ex'.
Post-mortem, if you will. D:
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yes good point... no sloppy seconds for joker
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the jokers out of ideas? The day has come! The trumpets have blown! The sky is falling! The ground is -
*stops abruptly as the Joker knocks xPPx over the head with gun*
Mistah J - Good. She's unconscious. Now let's see -
*picks up list xPPx was holding*
1. Rachel came from the future and slashed him viciously with her killer stilletos across the face
2. Harley found out he was cheating on her with Poison Ivy. Owch.
3. Good old Batsy is in a tennis game with Mistah J in his bat costume. Batsy throws his arm forward. Spike detaches itself from Batsy's arm. Flies forward and cuts Mistah J's face.
4. Mistah J's uploading deviantart work. His scanner stops working half way through. Destroys his work. Completely. (that actually happened to me on my old account. Goddamn scanner.) Mistah J gets so mad he starts bashing the scanner. Bits of plastic flies everywhere. You can put two and two together.
Mistah J - *laughs madly and disappears.*
*xPPx wakes up suddenly*
Huh? Where'd he go?
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here's one:
once i was in scotland and i was attacked, but you see, they had a special way of dealing with people, so he took the knife, and dag into my flesh, the cold blood oozing from the wound, and he was gonna make me scream, but i took the knife off him, inflicted his own glasgow smile and dug the knife so deep into his flesh he screamed, and his mouth ripped apart.
that's one of mine, may be a bit too dark
John Doe
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Perhaps a little- although, in regards to the Joker, is there such a thing as too dark?
If he moved down South a little, he could get a Chelsea smile instead, but I prefer the way 'Glasgow smile' sounds.
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yeah me too, glasgow smile came first, then chelsea grin
John Doe
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Chelsea GRIN- that was it, I though Chelsea smile didn't sound quite right.
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yeah, but it's a very good way to kill someone
John Doe
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knifes are not suitable substitutes for chops sticks.
hope that's lul-worthy, mr. j!
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i have a few....heh heh...hahahaHAHAHAHA!!!!
*cough* ahem... *clears throught* i need to work on my laugh
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Have a cough sweet. A little known fact about the Joker is that he gets through at least 5 packs of the cherry flavoured ones every day.
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oh...darn i wish i knew that! but i perfer the cream ones
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You can get cream flavoured ones? WANT.
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yea there swirly...i have some here i think...or joker eat them all, ive been wondering how they all vanish
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Joker, definitely.
That inhuman monster!
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yea....he can be niced at times...
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he was trick-or-treating on halloween as a child and found a candy bar with a delicious razorblade filling, poor Mistah J
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But it was definetly delicious...mmm...
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i know... he gave me a piece =3
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Delicious and nutritious....
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The Joker of the last panel is too adorable XD
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The little known supervillain Dr. Dentia and his dental tools of death... or more simply, flossing gone bad? Harley had braces! Late night slumber parties (he shouldn't have fell asleep so soon). Razor blades in his mardi gras king cake.
Agent of Chaos? his mother said? I'll show you agent of chaos...NOW CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Irritable chihuahua and sausage flavored chap stick.
this one time, at band camp....
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YES YES AND THRICE YES to all of the above
BAND CAMP?
Oh, the images... D:
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I always knew chihuahua's were trouble...and no, i do not know where you find sausage flavored chapstick...
YES. Band camp. Instrument of your choice. OI.
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O EGADS. YES.
i will never look at a tuba player the same.
ever.
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They've all got shifty eyes...
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Batman just HAPPENED to get pissed off at Mistah J, and the Batarang just HAPPENED to cut up the poor guy's mouth. THE END.
That, or he drank some Starbucks coffee, and then everything went black.
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I knew Starbucks were to blame somehow, I just knew.
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Especially the one by Walmart. *shudder*
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someone bet him he couldnt fit a ski in his mouth. and he couldnt.
orr...
he ate some whipped cream from a spray can thingy and someone had shaken it up and it was too pressurized.
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*Really REALLY wants to try the spray can cream thing*
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How about, he tried to cram 10 pringles in his mouth without breaking them? XD
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