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vanthekeyoflain — Birth of all Irritation

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Description "Hey, Meg. That's a great color on you. Pink just doesn't look right on a bloated pumpkin."

"They stole my hat, broke my glasses and dumped a bucket of paint all over me. I had to change into clothes from the lost and found."
"I feel for you, girl."

"In just a few short hours, I'll be bothered no more by this infernal infintile body. I'll have aged myself enough to have the stamina and energy needed for my newest plan of conquest, without all the negative effects this body inhibits me with."
"When this whole thing inevitably comes crashing to a skreetching halt, I'll be here with an 'I told you so.'"

"No, you listen! I've put up with your excusses and turned a blind eye to your behavoir because you were Peter's friend. Even if Peter does eventually forgive you, I won't. You've crossed the line, and I've had it. By the end of the week, we'll be moved out."

"Officals are saying tonights storm could very well rival the storm of sixty-three, that nearly burnt down James Woods highschool. We advise everyone to stay indoors for the remainder of the evening."

"Wha... where am I? Where's my house?"

"Just keep calm. We're trying to figure out how to get you back. In the meantime, just try to stay away from people and and don't talk to anyone."
"Well, too late, I've already talked with someone. Besides, no one's here that it would make any difference, anyway."
"Who have to talked to?"
"Just this Polish kid I met."
"Did you tell him who you were?"
"No...I lied....sorta."

"Because when you're flying, you're free. No one can touch you, no one can catch you. No one can hurt you. Heh, sorry... it's hard to explain. It's more a feeling of not feeling helpless? You probably wouldn't understand-"
"No. I do. More than you know."

"Then don't go.You said yourself that you felt like your family wouldn't care if you disappeared."
"I know what I said, but...I have to go. I can't stay here."
"Please. Stay with me, Lois. I think I'm falling in lo-"
"Don't. Don't say it, because if you do, then I will too and...I...I can't. I don't belong here."

"It's the only solid thing I had for all these years that kept me from believing I was crazy. Proved that the Lois Pewterschmidt in my mind was actually real and not some false fabrication."

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So, this is something new I came up with.
Basically, this came about while I was reflecting upon the last newest episode, as well as some of the upcoming ones. Before the title was changed, there was an upcoming episodes simply titled "Quagmire kiddnaps Lois." So my brain starting thing up what could possibly happen in such an episode. Even coming up with the idea that it might be the intro of Gary... but eh, I digress.

So, a couple days ago, I was again thinking about this; and at the same time about the parallels of my two main focuses... and about Glenn's (mostly quiet) obsession with Lois... why that might be...and ta-da.. a more family guy legit way of putting these two together versus my big family guy project I'm still working on.

This will be a comic; already have some pages. It will take place ahead of the series; basically a my take on what could happen as a result of the afforementioned episodes. While my other story is painstakingly trying to be canon, this one isn't so much, thought I did try to keep it in as much canon as possible. But when you shoot the ball out of the canon, you're left with guesswork, so yeah.

Family Guy (c) Seth MacFarlane
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Comments: 4

emowerewolf1345 [2017-01-05 09:54:50 +0000 UTC]

I hope you continue to work on this comic cause I have read the pages you have posted and I love them.

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lKGl [2013-11-04 03:10:35 +0000 UTC]

It's very interesting, but there's something I'm concern about as far as this season will go.

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zippymax [2013-08-08 06:51:09 +0000 UTC]

Looks interesting so far!

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vanthekeyoflain In reply to zippymax [2013-08-09 16:14:11 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Still trying to work on it. X3

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