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"Reality hurt...."Emergency Warning : This is an alternate world, where futa-spell or the magic that can make female pony impregnate another female pony doesn't exist.
Emergency Warning : DON'T KILL ME, PLEASE!!!! *dig a hole*
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MugenSeiRyuu In reply to ??? [2014-11-04 12:49:08 +0000 UTC]
Actually Dragons can pretty much breed with anything and Half-Dragons are usually considered a powerful addition. Ahuizotl seems to be some kind of Dog....
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Zalleus In reply to MugenSeiRyuu [2014-11-04 19:46:57 +0000 UTC]
First off, you speak like someone who has never seen reptilian genetalia before. If you had, you would understand that no, dragons cannot just breed with anything, and no mammal would have such an appendage inside them if their lives depended on it. (Indeed, their lives probably depend on NOT having such an appendage inside them.)
But my second point is not that ponies CAN not breed with dragons, Sparity herself is proof that they can. My point is that they SHOULD not breed with dragons. Dragons are a monsterous race who, since time immemorial, have killed ponykind, destroyed their cities, and stolen their possessions to be used as a bed. You might say that Spike is an exception, considering that he was raised by ponies, but I believe his actions on his birthday, wherein he became corrupted by typical dragon greed and rage and rapidly matured into a massive killing machine in the middle of ponyville, proves otherwise.
I say that it is paramount that we no longer greet dragonkind with friendship and tolerance, but with the hatred and persecution that they deserve! The dragons of the world must be exterminated in the cruelest and most violent ways possible!
Starting with Rarity's mutant spawn Sparity!
And thirdly... Ahuizotl should be self explanatory.
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MugenSeiRyuu In reply to Zalleus [2014-11-04 20:24:51 +0000 UTC]
Oh, I know about Reptilian genitalia. It's however also stated in Mythology that Dragons can somehow mate with other animals, including humans. Given that MLP also seems to follow the D&D setting, it should be noted that they exclusively encountered Chromatic Dragons, not the friendly Metallic Dragons. ( In both cases refering to their color )
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Zalleus In reply to MugenSeiRyuu [2014-11-04 21:57:52 +0000 UTC]
Interesting assessment. I am interested as to why you believe that MLP seems to follow the D&D setting (also curious as to which edition, Equestria looks nothing like Eberron, so definitely not 4th) though I have already stated that ponies SHOULD not be mating with dragons, not that they can not. Dragons are obviously a blight upon any civilized society, leaving only destruction and immolation in their wake. This is especially true considering your statement about Chromatic Dragons; if they really have only encountered chromatic dragons, as opposed to a friendlier type of dragons, then it stands to reason that all dragons, Spike and Sparity included, will possess the same aggressive tendencies as the rest of their vile kin.
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MugenSeiRyuu In reply to Zalleus [2014-11-04 22:47:45 +0000 UTC]
It's more about the fauna than the general setting. Pretty much every creature in the show appears in the Monster Manual, and I think one official comic mentioned an Owlbear.
Chromatic Dragons are often not completely evil. Sure they have a lawful evil alignment, but often can be reasoned with. Purple Dragons have an interest in exploration.
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MugenSeiRyuu In reply to sandkitten16 [2014-11-04 09:49:53 +0000 UTC]
It's a crazy future, afterall.
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sandkitten16 In reply to MugenSeiRyuu [2014-11-04 22:13:11 +0000 UTC]
exactly. cant complain
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theone2three In reply to ??? [2014-11-03 11:03:32 +0000 UTC]
You have angered the community.
*beware the ides of march...*
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Zalleus In reply to theone2three [2014-11-03 19:48:50 +0000 UTC]
What, you're gonna kill him 4 months from now? Why wait?
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NIGTHMARE13 In reply to ??? [2014-11-03 03:52:44 +0000 UTC]
VAVACUNG... (sinister smile version HELLSING ULTIMATE)
I...
WILL...
KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
unholstering "THE EXECUTOR" (S&W 500 MAGNUM)
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AngelDiaz95 In reply to ??? [2014-11-03 02:55:20 +0000 UTC]
wajajajajaj she died... JAJAJAJAJAJA excelente c:
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Zalleus In reply to OmegaGames [2014-11-03 19:42:54 +0000 UTC]
There's an asterix on the last panel explaining it. RainbowDash was gay.
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Purityice In reply to OmegaGames [2014-11-02 17:44:14 +0000 UTC]
It's a term i believe that is similar to bisexual or lesbian in the pony world, she only got with mares, had no fillies before she died.
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blewfire In reply to ??? [2014-11-02 04:01:30 +0000 UTC]
The painfull the truth. I just laughed. I really like this comic.
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technosis In reply to ??? [2014-11-01 22:45:17 +0000 UTC]
The most puzzling thing about this is how Rarity didn't know.
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FrostKuji In reply to technosis [2014-11-04 23:34:46 +0000 UTC]
She knew, but after a 100 years she would forgot. Knowing Rarity she didn't really care in the first place. Bet she made the dresses at the wedding if there was one. lol
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chip434343 In reply to ??? [2014-11-01 19:20:09 +0000 UTC]
boo! I was enjoying the your cool head cannon/story and now I am crushed! (not really but slightly disappointed)
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NKirby In reply to ??? [2014-11-01 18:45:24 +0000 UTC]
*aims gun*...*reads the warning*...only because you asked nicely...and because you used DIG
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Kenneth9010 In reply to ??? [2014-11-01 17:36:34 +0000 UTC]
Ohh, that explains it. Although, this comes to my mind. Aerial Ace, even she's not the descendant of Rainbow Dash, has some sort of carefree attitude like RD.
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VelvetyLicks In reply to Kenneth9010 [2014-11-02 04:43:11 +0000 UTC]
I think RD's Protégé had a hoof in her upbringing, aka. Scootaloo.
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Sturmlion1 In reply to ??? [2014-11-01 17:27:14 +0000 UTC]
I think everyone has come to accept that RD is into Mares.
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tigreanpony In reply to ??? [2014-11-01 14:26:00 +0000 UTC]
Well can't say I'm happy about no more dash decendants, it is a shame though I think eventually RD would make a good mother but eh such is life. I would like to know who dash went with and why they couldn't have adopted. I could see Dash adopting an egghead lol
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nekotigerfire In reply to ??? [2014-11-01 10:10:56 +0000 UTC]
Lol i prefer knowing that in this story its straight to the point that magic cannot fix pregnancy with girl on girl here. Also love reactions
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Phaedrolous In reply to ??? [2014-11-01 10:04:50 +0000 UTC]
Ok, this is really confusing me now.
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Ksardes In reply to ??? [2014-11-01 10:03:50 +0000 UTC]
How you could do a huge comic about next generation without RD’s descendants.
I mean ofc she is fillyfooler, but no magical lesbian spawn, really?
It’s really unfair to RD.
Emergency Warning : "DON’T KILL ME, PLEASE!!!!"
We don’t, only because, at least Rainbow is a fillyfooler.
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SilverCrystal93 In reply to ??? [2014-11-01 09:52:07 +0000 UTC]
sorry ... I think I missed something ... who is the lover of Rainbow Dash? ....
or still do not know ?
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fotland42 In reply to ??? [2014-11-01 09:00:23 +0000 UTC]
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!
Well, you did ask me to threaten that. I know when a request for a threat has been made.
Is this also a world without sperm donors? Answer: no, because there's always the old-fashioned method of sperm donation. And you know it wouldn't be too hard finding stallions willing to perform such a service for a famous Wonderbolt and national hero. Not to mention how hot Dashie is.
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vavacung In reply to fotland42 [2014-11-01 09:20:59 +0000 UTC]
Nope. Rainbow Dash is too honest with her lover. So she don't feel right to get pregnant with other stallion. And if they actually get to have child. It's still not RD who will take a wife role. It's her lover who will doing that.
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becmuda1704 In reply to vavacung [2014-11-01 09:30:52 +0000 UTC]
you're so adventurous you know?, hope you success with that.
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fotland42 In reply to vavacung [2014-11-01 09:25:36 +0000 UTC]
I'm not saying it should have happened, just that it could have happened. I can be a bit pedantic when people explicitly give incomplete reasons.
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MidnightBlitzz In reply to ??? [2014-11-01 04:44:08 +0000 UTC]
um... what??.... wait *reads description* oooh I get it ^^
mmm nice
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uncommentator In reply to ??? [2014-11-01 03:38:57 +0000 UTC]
"This is an alternate world, where futa-spell or the magic that can make female pony impregnate another female pony doesn't exist."
I'm sorry that universe does not exist.
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beartone678 In reply to uncommentator [2014-11-02 03:18:33 +0000 UTC]
Technically even universes that dont exist can exist when you consider that an infinite amount of universes exist for every single possible scenario...
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Hotspot-the-626th In reply to ??? [2014-11-01 02:10:41 +0000 UTC]
Well, I can't say I'm too surprised, but maybe she could've adopted
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bico-kun In reply to Hotspot-the-626th [2014-11-01 08:29:34 +0000 UTC]
You think Rainbow Dash would want kids? No, better question, you'd want a pony like Rainbow Dash responsible for raising a kid?
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Hotspot-the-626th In reply to bico-kun [2014-11-01 13:14:36 +0000 UTC]
You never know. That's present information. Things can change in the future before her death.
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crazyseandx In reply to ??? [2014-11-01 00:12:25 +0000 UTC]
...and here I thought she'd use a spell with the help of Twilight to have kids.
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frederiksd In reply to crazyseandx [2014-11-01 00:16:05 +0000 UTC]
acording to vacacungs description there are no futa/impregnate spells.
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lgraciano In reply to ??? [2014-10-31 23:46:06 +0000 UTC]
Well, I think it is silly to criticize an author for the choices they made on a character. In this version, here Dash was a lesbian, that is fine. It is Vavacung's vision, I say let Vavacung have it.
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Shochu-Tachi In reply to lgraciano [2014-11-01 00:05:15 +0000 UTC]
that is true. and idk where people are getting dash being a lesbian from. i've heard if her being bi for liking soarin and spitfire
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chuck-vic-norris In reply to Shochu-Tachi [2014-11-01 16:09:41 +0000 UTC]
It may have to do with her having a tom-boy personality. Add the rainbow mane and tail (rainbow represents the LGBTQ community) and you have her being implied as a lesbian/bisexual
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