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Description Spoilery if you don't expect me to spoil my own characters before they appear in the comic. And if you don't, you are so crazy and I love you for having more faith in me.

Then I will crush it. But crushing with love.

A side character for Hanna Is Not A Boy's Name! that ended up being made once I decided to delve a little bit more into Doc's world. I felt like it needed some fleshing out (and I wanted to as well) and so Lamont came into being.

Wondered where all those bags of blood came from? Lamont.

Lamont is pretty mild mannered with sluggish mannerisms and a tendency to think too much before he reacts or responds, giving off the impression that he is dull witted. He is often smiling more than not, even when things aren't looking so well for him or his company. This may have to do with the fact that he has a manic laugh response to anything that frightens or threatens him, a coping mechanism that can seem horribly inappropriate in more dire situations.

That said, Lamont ends up talking or bartering his way out of dangerous situations, finding that he neither has the desire nor the power to fight with the supernatural. Instead, he will reap the benefits and try to remain on their 'good side'.

He does however know everyone in the city that IS of a supernatural persuasion, even if they are aware of it or not. That means Hanna, and pretty much everybody Hanna hangs out with.

Oh yeah, also Adelaide. :]

This bastard will eventually be in Hanna Is Not a Boy's Name!

Now he can go sit with Abner and Ples in the 'spoilered comic characters' club and have cucumber sandwiches.

Hell yeah. Going back to work now. I love you guys.
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Comments: 205

Anebarone [2010-03-29 20:44:29 +0000 UTC]

His description kind of makes me love him even more? <3

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ShovelDuct [2010-03-29 20:44:04 +0000 UTC]

Cucumber sandwiches are the SHIZ

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Obrey [2010-03-29 20:43:22 +0000 UTC]

O.O I have to find someone to do him XD.

Can't wait to see this.

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Eloarei [2010-03-29 20:43:11 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I like! He's cute. ^^ And I think it'll be good to have another mild-mannered character around. I love his character design. He looks nice and comfortable. Laid back, kind of.
Keep up the good work; you've got us all terribly excited now, I hope you know!

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optical-jackson In reply to ??? [2010-03-29 20:42:43 +0000 UTC]

*cuddle* I think he's rather sweet.

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Digi-Writes-Fanfics In reply to ??? [2010-03-29 20:42:42 +0000 UTC]

Awww, he's adorable. I'm extremely pleased to get more depth into Worth's world, so this fills me with glee. I'm excited to see more of him~!

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phonet In reply to ??? [2010-03-29 20:42:33 +0000 UTC]

fuck yeah cucumber sandwiches. fuck yeah.

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Mr-Townsend In reply to ??? [2010-03-29 20:42:18 +0000 UTC]

So how does Lamont acquire the blood? I was thinking for a second he was supplying it... from his veins!

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MarikLover666 [2010-03-29 20:42:16 +0000 UTC]

ASDFGJKL I love his mannerisms and stuff you gave him!~ <333 He seems super cool~ *w*/

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HideousBlob [2010-03-29 20:42:09 +0000 UTC]

Haha, cool! I was wondering where Worth got all of those wonderful toys...


like blood...


blood is a wonderful toy *_*

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Demonic-Muffin [2010-03-29 20:41:53 +0000 UTC]

He looks like an Italian Mafia-type character. I hear him with a velvety Italian accent.

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kikimmkay In reply to Demonic-Muffin [2010-03-29 22:19:17 +0000 UTC]

AHH I second that. That's the first thing I thought when I saw him, haha.

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lilyjordyn In reply to Demonic-Muffin [2010-03-29 21:17:50 +0000 UTC]

I hear him talking like a new jersey greaser. It makes me lawl.

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AnnieDraws [2010-03-29 20:41:31 +0000 UTC]

New character! Great design C:

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xFearOrRegretx [2010-03-29 20:41:15 +0000 UTC]

Cucumber sammiches FTW!

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ZethRina In reply to ??? [2010-03-29 20:39:04 +0000 UTC]

Wonderful idea, and great concept! Can't wait for him to appear (Along with Abner and Ples of course)

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Leucrocotta [2010-03-29 20:38:46 +0000 UTC]

Yessssss. I love spoilers, which is another one of the reasons that you're my favorite webcomic artist. Because you spoil your characters yourself. And that is just awesome in my book. He seems like he'll be fun to witness in the story. Manic laughter? HECK YES.
And I totally want some cucumber sandwiches toooo, no fair. ):

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bite-insane-iam [2010-03-29 20:38:45 +0000 UTC]

he's adorable!

i want cucumber sandwiches!

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LemurOwl [2010-03-29 20:38:18 +0000 UTC]

Noo Spoilers!! Oh well X) Cool character

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In-The-Machine [2010-03-29 20:38:16 +0000 UTC]

Spoilers are so the juice of life.

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WolfKoujitheGreat [2010-03-29 20:37:15 +0000 UTC]

-faith crrrruuuuussssshed- ;o; ...! -but with love?- x"33

Because that just makes everything all better. -snicker- xDD

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zebraBird [2010-03-29 20:37:08 +0000 UTC]

ooho~ another spoiled character? naaaah we don't mind, he's cool anyways!

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flatw00ds In reply to ??? [2010-03-29 20:37:04 +0000 UTC]

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KoniraThax In reply to ??? [2010-03-29 20:36:22 +0000 UTC]

YAY! Worth characters! I love that crazy bastard.

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Livie-Lightyear In reply to ??? [2010-03-29 20:36:19 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE his design. I really love how you can create characters that looks so different but still belong in the same world. LOVE IT!

The smiley one on the bottom right above your signature is ADORABLE.

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ego [2010-03-29 20:36:05 +0000 UTC]

AHHH *_* I love him already! Especially if he has something to do with Worth.

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Arada [2010-03-29 20:36:00 +0000 UTC]

FIRST: He's super awesome looking, and "I'm already laughing at little pictures that keep poping up in my mind of him laughing at the wrong time.


Second: I hear the fangirls gears turning. I'd give it a week or so before Worth/Lamont related things are on DA. ID

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spectrosity In reply to Arada [2010-03-30 05:54:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm seeing more like jealous!Conrad; that is, jealous of Lamont in the near future.

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Arada In reply to spectrosity [2010-03-30 16:48:56 +0000 UTC]

oh god yesss

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ouaf In reply to spectrosity [2010-03-30 16:16:21 +0000 UTC]

this so much hohoho

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Original-Elfish In reply to Arada [2010-03-30 03:29:35 +0000 UTC]

A week? I'd give it three days, max. XD

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Arada In reply to Original-Elfish [2010-03-30 16:48:43 +0000 UTC]

PFFT. LIES UNLESS YOU HAVE LINKS

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Original-Elfish In reply to Arada [2010-04-02 19:16:19 +0000 UTC]

THE INTERNET HAS FAILED MEEEEE
I'm seriously shocked that I haven't found any yet, though. XD

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HatsuharuAiava In reply to Arada [2010-03-29 20:56:39 +0000 UTC]

NUUUUU CONWORTH ONLY! *wanders off all calm-like*

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hatching-neyers In reply to HatsuharuAiava [2010-03-29 23:00:10 +0000 UTC]

I agree to thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssss!!! Conrad and Worth only!! D: Lamont can have Abner ... since Abner looks kinda lonely and doesn't really have anyone at all ... except whoever the people on /coq/ decide to stick him with during any given hour. <<

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HatsuharuAiava In reply to hatching-neyers [2010-03-29 23:02:04 +0000 UTC]

Abner/Para PlatonicOTP

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Squizilla In reply to HatsuharuAiava [2010-03-29 23:15:08 +0000 UTC]

I second that emotion

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hatching-neyers In reply to HatsuharuAiava [2010-03-29 23:03:55 +0000 UTC]

Lol. That's true, but if Abner/this guy is the only way Conrad gets Worth, then I'm all for it, anyway. Para can still cuddle, though. >>

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HatsuharuAiava In reply to hatching-neyers [2010-03-29 23:06:14 +0000 UTC]

Do you think he'd ever mistake Para for the back of Abner's head and kiss it when they're all in bed? That'd be hillarious...

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hatching-neyers In reply to HatsuharuAiava [2010-03-30 01:08:41 +0000 UTC]

Lol! That'd be amazing! Lamont would note how very soft Abner's hair is and probably pet it a little ... Then things would get awkward because I can't imagine Paradox being all lovey dovey after being woken up by some other guy's hand on his rump.

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HatsuharuAiava In reply to hatching-neyers [2010-03-30 10:01:13 +0000 UTC]

You never know, Para might like it! Which is what would freak Lamont out more really. That or Para will get angry.

OH GOD! past influence here: AbnerLamont but Para does not approve, so Lamont wakes up regularly with a ferret trying to smother him... why does that amuse me? (my cat used to do that to my ex)

Is it bad that I'm starting to like this crack pairing?

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hatching-neyers In reply to HatsuharuAiava [2010-04-03 22:47:56 +0000 UTC]

Omg. Lol! You're probably amused because there was an episode of Malcolm in the Middle where the helper monkey tried to smother the fat neighbor with a pillow. Ha! Jeez ... monkeys ... Ferrets are better. <<
It's not bad at all. >3 If it keeps WorthConrad on the map, at least. Not that I'm entirely opposed to WorthLamontConrad ... << or WorthAbnerConrad ... I make Conrad into a whore. D:> I'm so ashamed. *sits in her box of shame for five minutes*

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HatsuharuAiava In reply to hatching-neyers [2010-04-04 10:40:08 +0000 UTC]

I've never really watched Malcolm in the Middle, I think my amusement is more a case of "my cat knew this guy would soon be an ex so he slept on his face" now that I look back.

Conslut is amazing though, who DOESN'T pair Conrad with everyone? <8B

I feel bad for Abner in that three-way though, on the one side, there's stinky germy Worth, on the other, there's a vampire, he must shamefully cry into his ferret after sex...

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hatching-neyers In reply to HatsuharuAiava [2010-04-07 03:43:32 +0000 UTC]


Probably. I wonder how Para feels, knowing his best friend participates in shameless three-way sex with his worst enemy and his second worst enemy ...

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HatsuharuAiava In reply to hatching-neyers [2010-04-07 08:56:59 +0000 UTC]

Probably eyerolls and is devising a way to smother the two of them.

Or maybe Para gets freaky with Worth's coat just to spite him... I know they do that stuff...

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Arada In reply to HatsuharuAiava [2010-03-29 21:09:34 +0000 UTC]

PFFT, I AGREEEEEE.

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HatsuharuAiava In reply to Arada [2010-03-29 21:14:04 +0000 UTC]

and Ples/PossibleNewGuy... I'm adamant that is canon...

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Arada In reply to HatsuharuAiava [2010-03-29 21:19:51 +0000 UTC]

Whos possible new guy? Everyone is a talking about him and I haven't seen him.

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HatsuharuAiava In reply to Arada [2010-03-29 21:21:59 +0000 UTC]

I'm not sure if I still have the link... I shall see... [link]




this means I do...

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Arada In reply to HatsuharuAiava [2010-03-29 21:34:26 +0000 UTC]

-laughs- Oh, I'm pretty sure thats Lamont.

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