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Alexia was just an ordinary household cat, when one day she swallowed a large amount of coke, over-ripe apricot and an experimental genetic medication that her owner, Hubert had been taking for his chronic cough. That was when her whole world changed. Her brain evolved about 3,000 years ahead of schedule and it was at that moment, as soon as she truly opened her eyes and became conscious of her surroundings, that Hubert walked into the room, picked her up and poked her in the belly. He had always done this previously and loved the purr of delight she usually exuded, but today, Alexia froze for a fraction of a second, then exploded. Not literary. She meowed as loud as her cat-lungs could manage and scratched everything she could reach with her claws. Hubert dropped her in shock and Alexia, frightened beyond belief, scurried away and ran as fast as she could in any direction that took her fancy.
And from that day forward, Alexia has plotted her revenge on Hubert for that ill-considered belly poke. It consumes her every waking moment and she is bent on her task.
Little does she know Hubert moved to Argentina. Apparently the Argentinian air is good for the cough.

Anyways, will Alexia ever get her revenge? Or will she have to conquer the world to be able to find Hubert? Will Hubert's cough ever be cured?

I know! The suspense is killing me too! >_<

Unfortunately the suspense is going to kill you, because that's the end of the story folks. This is my contest entry for 's female villain contest. Check it out: [link]

This entire thing was based almost exclusively on the fact that I hate cats. Or rather, I don't exactly hate them. They are annoying and I don't like them much. I think a cat would make the perfect villain.

Anyways, have a good day

Description
Alexia was just an ordinary household cat, when one day she swallowed a large amount of coke, over-ripe apricot and an experimental genetic medication that her owner, Hubert had been taking for his chronic cough. That was when her whole world changed. Her brain evolved about 3,000 years ahead of schedule and it was at that moment, as soon as she truly opened her eyes and became conscious of her surroundings, that Hubert walked into the room, picked her up and poked her in the belly. He had always done this previously and loved the purr of delight she usually exuded, but today, Alexia froze for a fraction of a second, then exploded. Not literary. She meowed as loud as her cat-lungs could manage and scratched everything she could reach with her claws. Hubert dropped her in shock and Alexia, frightened beyond belief, scurried away and ran as fast as she could in any direction that took her fancy.
And from that day forward, Alexia has plotted her revenge on Hubert for that ill-considered belly poke. It consumes her every waking moment and she is bent on her task.
Little does she know Hubert moved to Argentina. Apparently the Argentinian air is good for the cough.

Anyways, will Alexia ever get her revenge? Or will she have to conquer the world to be able to find Hubert? Will Hubert's cough ever be cured?

I know! The suspense is killing me too! >_<

Unfortunately the suspense is going to kill you, because that's the end of the story folks. This is my contest entry for 's female villain contest. Check it out: [link]

This entire thing was based almost exclusively on the fact that I hate cats. Or rather, I don't exactly hate them. They are annoying and I don't like them much. I think a cat would make the perfect villain.

Anyways, have a good day