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May 22 2059, Oslo, Norwegian Commonwealth
My family train ride around the Norwegian Commonwealth just got 100 times worse. The sexual advances of my mother-in-law Tove Wang and my neighbor Osmine has certainly been bothersome. Not to mention the embarrassment of my wife giving me a lap dance in my train seat in public! I promise you what might seem like a cool sex fantasy while you are sitting in your couch chilling is nothing like it in real life.

Then again, why have I not gotten used to any of this? Living in a country with sex addicts. My wife being one of them. I thought it would somehow get normalized. Instead, I feel like I only get more on the edge.

Getting an "upgrade" between the legs as a surprise "present" to Idun on Christmas, turned out to be a much, much worse idea than I could ever have imagined. That God damn thing is fucking huge, and I cannot sit or do anything without noticing it. Okay, seeing my wife, Idun so happy, made it almost worth it.

What I had not thought about is that girls gossip. And in this country, girls gossip a lot about sex and dick sizes. I don't think it is appropriate for my wife to tell the neighbors that I had a Pussy Breaker 360 installed, down there. But well now they know. Privacy around sex and intimate body parts seems a difficult concept to grasp for anyone around here. It drives me mad. I was born in the wrong country.

But if only it was the neighbors and my mother-in-law that knew. But oh no. I had the worst experience.

There is a certain somehow in this country which I have had the unpleasant experience of meeting twice before. You feel her before you see her. Somehow the temperature drops when she enters the room. I have no idea how that happens. I assume that the temperature cannot literally drop because of a person. I don't believe in magic and supernatural stuff.

But by Odin there is something seriously wrong and off with commander Modgunn Wold. Maybe somehow my brain subconsciously picks up that she is approaching on microscopic sounds or something, and it triggers some feeling of coldness. I have no idea. But I swear to you, while I was at the observation car looking at a water fall we passed with the train, I suddenly felt the room getting gold. I knew she was there. Like I knew her presence before I even saw her.

And that voice. Just cut straight through me. She doesn't say much. All I heard was "Vieregg." I turned around and there she was. You have no idea how unpleasant her presence is. Those ice-cold ghostly eyes just pierce right through you. She doesn't chat or smile to put you at ease like normal freaking people. Oh no, she always stands there looking at you in uncomfortable silence while you frenetically try to think of something sensible to say. Yet, all I could focus on what how fast my heart was beating.

Despite being a woman she dwarves most men. Certainly, me. Of course there are gentle giants, but Modgunn has the worst reputation. I don't really get how she was the command of all armed forces in Norway. She is less like a commander in my view and more like a violent beast. There are a bit too many stories circulating about her beating people to pulp with her bare hands. Modgunn makes me think less of a command and more of some sort of gladiator in Roman times.

While I am thinking of making up excuses to ease my way out of her presence and hurry back to Idun, she says the fatal words, "Pussy Breaker 360."
Fuck no! How the hell has Modgunn learned that? That is not a good thing for me.
She puts her left hand between my legs and feel it. "It is big. Never used a man with it."
Think, think, damn it! How do I get out of this? Why is my brain shutting down. And why am I starting to get a hard on?! I do not want a hard on right now. This is the worst possible time to get one.
"Prudish aren't you. They say you aren't very respectful towards women and their needs?" Modgunn says.
"Uh… what? Nah, well…. I am not sure about that."
"That is not an answer. Do you or do you not reject advanced by women with sexual needs? You look pale, Vieregg. Why don't you come to my cabin and relax. I think you need a drink and a good fuck."

Say no! Say no Vieregg! Don't go. It was a bad idea last time. You did not enjoy it. This will not be any better.
"My pleasure, commander," I suddenly heard myself saying. Must have been survival instincts kicking in because that was definitely not what i wanted to say.
So yes, I ended up in the commander's cabin, and I am not telling you how that went unless you give me a lot of really good reasons.

Let us just say that a lot of women on that train, including my mother-in-law, walked around with big smiles on their faces afterward. The same kind of smile I see every morning from my wife after she has been wild little cowgirl on top of me playing with her favorite toy, the pussy breaker 360.

Seriously, never ever get a dick replacement. It costs way too much money and while it will make your wife happy, it may make you only more miserable. Anyway why should you? Is sex addiction a big problem in your country?
Probably not. You are a luck bastard living in a normal country. Like one of those countries not containing Modgunn Wold. That is a big positive for any country.

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May 22 2059, Oslo, Norwegian Commonwealth
My family train ride around the Norwegian Commonwealth just got 100 times worse. The sexual advances of my mother-in-law Tove Wang and my neighbor Osmine has certainly been bothersome. Not to mention the embarrassment of my wife giving me a lap dance in my train seat in public! I promise you what might seem like a cool sex fantasy while you are sitting in your couch chilling is nothing like it in real life.

Then again, why have I not gotten used to any of this? Living in a country with sex addicts. My wife being one of them. I thought it would somehow get normalized. Instead, I feel like I only get more on the edge.

Getting an "upgrade" between the legs as a surprise "present" to Idun on Christmas, turned out to be a much, much worse idea than I could ever have imagined. That God damn thing is fucking huge, and I cannot sit or do anything without noticing it. Okay, seeing my wife, Idun so happy, made it almost worth it.

What I had not thought about is that girls gossip. And in this country, girls gossip a lot about sex and dick sizes. I don't think it is appropriate for my wife to tell the neighbors that I had a Pussy Breaker 360 installed, down there. But well now they know. Privacy around sex and intimate body parts seems a difficult concept to grasp for anyone around here. It drives me mad. I was born in the wrong country.

But if only it was the neighbors and my mother-in-law that knew. But oh no. I had the worst experience.

There is a certain somehow in this country which I have had the unpleasant experience of meeting twice before. You feel her before you see her. Somehow the temperature drops when she enters the room. I have no idea how that happens. I assume that the temperature cannot literally drop because of a person. I don't believe in magic and supernatural stuff.

But by Odin there is something seriously wrong and off with commander Modgunn Wold. Maybe somehow my brain subconsciously picks up that she is approaching on microscopic sounds or something, and it triggers some feeling of coldness. I have no idea. But I swear to you, while I was at the observation car looking at a water fall we passed with the train, I suddenly felt the room getting gold. I knew she was there. Like I knew her presence before I even saw her.

And that voice. Just cut straight through me. She doesn't say much. All I heard was "Vieregg." I turned around and there she was. You have no idea how unpleasant her presence is. Those ice-cold ghostly eyes just pierce right through you. She doesn't chat or smile to put you at ease like normal freaking people. Oh no, she always stands there looking at you in uncomfortable silence while you frenetically try to think of something sensible to say. Yet, all I could focus on what how fast my heart was beating.

Despite being a woman she dwarves most men. Certainly, me. Of course there are gentle giants, but Modgunn has the worst reputation. I don't really get how she was the command of all armed forces in Norway. She is less like a commander in my view and more like a violent beast. There are a bit too many stories circulating about her beating people to pulp with her bare hands. Modgunn makes me think less of a command and more of some sort of gladiator in Roman times.

While I am thinking of making up excuses to ease my way out of her presence and hurry back to Idun, she says the fatal words, "Pussy Breaker 360."
Fuck no! How the hell has Modgunn learned that? That is not a good thing for me.
She puts her left hand between my legs and feel it. "It is big. Never used a man with it."
Think, think, damn it! How do I get out of this? Why is my brain shutting down. And why am I starting to get a hard on?! I do not want a hard on right now. This is the worst possible time to get one.
"Prudish aren't you. They say you aren't very respectful towards women and their needs?" Modgunn says.
"Uh… what? Nah, well…. I am not sure about that."
"That is not an answer. Do you or do you not reject advanced by women with sexual needs? You look pale, Vieregg. Why don't you come to my cabin and relax. I think you need a drink and a good fuck."

Say no! Say no Vieregg! Don't go. It was a bad idea last time. You did not enjoy it. This will not be any better.
"My pleasure, commander," I suddenly heard myself saying. Must have been survival instincts kicking in because that was definitely not what i wanted to say.
So yes, I ended up in the commander's cabin, and I am not telling you how that went unless you give me a lot of really good reasons.

Let us just say that a lot of women on that train, including my mother-in-law, walked around with big smiles on their faces afterward. The same kind of smile I see every morning from my wife after she has been wild little cowgirl on top of me playing with her favorite toy, the pussy breaker 360.

Seriously, never ever get a dick replacement. It costs way too much money and while it will make your wife happy, it may make you only more miserable. Anyway why should you? Is sex addiction a big problem in your country?
Probably not. You are a luck bastard living in a normal country. Like one of those countries not containing Modgunn Wold. That is a big positive for any country.