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Published: 2011-04-06 06:36:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 8298; Favourites: 175; Downloads: 34
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Ever wondered why the creatures of Ferelden and the Free-Marches carry miscellaneous objects?You MONSTERS.
(Also don't let the title fool you, it's based on Dragon Age 2).
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Oh nooo itΒ΄s so sad! T.T
But honestly, when I started playing I wasΒ really confusedΒ why the creaturesΒ carried things like Gold or Weapons and stuff^^
But anyway really nice idea and so funny^^ (and sadΒ ) XDD
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Haha, thank you!
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Ah, this gave me a good laugh. 5 million thumbs up!
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I can't hold that many thumbs!
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OH GOD WHY?! D: It's worse with spiderlings or dragonlings. ;-; They have had yet to complete their training.
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Me: *seeing that picture* D: ... *runs to friend* WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE Q_Q!?!!??!! *sink to the knees - dramatically*
Friend: ... what ._.?
Me: *shows him the picture*
Friend: What have I doooooooooone D: ?!?!?
Yeah, that was some dramatical scene between me and my friend.
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Spread the word, the Spider Liberation Front moves at midnight!
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I guess we are doomed Q.Q
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in my defense I run screaming from the spiders...
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They possibly do the same, loud noises startle the poor blighters!
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I wish Hawke had a charity fund or something to spare money for the relatives of all the creatures killed during those epic quests. I'm serious, Hawke's killing abilities probably lead to extermination of whole species and catastrophic demographic crisis.
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Certainly. Especially how many brood mothers and pack leaders he kills of the various species! D:
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now i feel sorry for the mudcrab thief... it had a dagger, two lockpicks, and 15g, i would have spared its life but he tried to pounce me 10 times for pathetic damage, and i normally cast inferno aiming to the ground to kill everything in a 15 ft radius, it was the crab and a bandit... and the bandit had to die, because he had epic equipment and i wanted it
i cant feel sorry for spiders at dragon age... the only thing i grab from them is the poison, still this one made me sad
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Spiders are one thing, but you killed a Mudcrab? D:
I am the sad now.
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then i killed the wolf gourmet (it had a silver spoon and a wooden fork), and the minotaur wine appraiser (it had a bottle of tamika west weald wine (the finest one) and a silver cup), i find monsters with strange hobbies in the elder scrolls just like you find them in dragon age (still working on going trough DA1, origins/awakening/and all stuff added like the fortress of the greywardens before trying DA2:the straightforward linear game :3), well, gotta make mudcrabs tougher with a mod, or else i'll end extinguishing their poor species n.nU
hgope to see you here in DA more often
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Make them friendly and rideable.
I'd play that mod.
Yeah, last time my partner was playing Oblivion (aaages ago now) she was going through the starting sewers. This was after making this comic, the wound was still fresh. I told her not to kill the mudcrabs however she killed one anyway just to annoy me. It had a few gold on its corpse. I told her "Now look what you've done. You've just ruined the family of that poor mudcrab". "What?" she said. "That mudcrab was here for a reason. His grandmother is sick and he was sent into the sewers to buy a health potion for her, as you know mudcrabs don't get served above ground however down here they can make deals with the bandits and other underworld denizens". She didn't believe me a kept playing, until I heard her give a little cry of pain and she turned off the game. She had encountered a bandit. The bandit was carrying a health potion.
SAVE THE MUDCRABS, THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOO.
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It's true, honest, I was there!
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Lol I believe you
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I will never again play this game and not think of this comic when I kill monsters with loot.
D:
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Good. THE MORE YOU KNOW!
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LOL. I'm Not Completely Retarded For Wondering How Wolves, Spiders And Things Ended Up With Health Potions And Shiz Then. :')
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And here I thought the creatures ate them for no apparent reason. I guess I was wrong.
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That would require digging around in their sodden corpses to find gold and the such. It would also require you to preemptively know that there should be gold and stuff IN creatures. Ewwww.
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He only wanted to help you on your quest and/or give you a hug!
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I feel sad for the story aspect, but I absolutely detest bugs in real life... so it's kinda a standoff for me.
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I'm not entirely fond of Spiders either but...
He was only trying to help.
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oddly I thought I was the only one to question "How did they get money and a bow o- o;" and then come up to answers like this comic.
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It kills me a little inside now, when I kill creatures with loot.
Poor buggers.
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Nooooo, we can REVIVE him! T.T Make him faster, stronger! Come back Ser Spider~
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He's gone. There's nothing we can do...
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