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Published: 2011-03-06 03:24:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 25329; Favourites: 958; Downloads: 0
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My first Deadpol piece! I hope you guys like it.Winning!
~Vinnie Tartamella
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Here's a small piece of a longer story I wrote about Deadpool the other day:
Awesome sauce with a smooth blend of tea bags that you sit on and hump just like this *Deadpool then demonstrates the modern act of teabagging on the nearest mannequin he can find* "Aww poor thing, I guess that means the dates off for us tonight" as Deadpool looks at Bamby Pamby (the name he's given the mannequin - it reminded him of Bamby don't ask we don't know either) and realizes he may have ACCIDENTENDALLY Teabagged her head off while carelessly flinging his sword around. "This calls for a change in tonights plans, Weasel whats my schedule?" he says into his brand new and somehow mysteriously acquired (shhh stolen from Tony Stark) Stark Tech micro band blah blah blah blah - its a super high tech smartphone that can interface with any cpu, hack into alot of systems and the best part it has 24 hour free porn access for a mans man. Weasel tells him all about this super important case involving Hydra and Baron Von Strucker going down tonight but Deadpool is too busy messing with the new gadget looking for hotties to replace Bamby. He finds the perfect one while still ignoring Weasels important info and says "I got it bud, it's all taken care of and I'll be ready for tonight with my shoes tied and the Ladies shall not be denied this fine-ness. Catch you later at that thingie where the bad guy thingy is going to BOOM, no worries I HAVE A PLAN" (He has no plan at all). Flash Forward to night, Deadpool is seen lurking around the docks with some mysterious figure attached to his back, while humming the joyous odes of classic Rob Zombie songs like Dragula, Feel so numb and Living dead girl. All of a sudden out from the water gorgeous topless mermaids unexepectadly leap out of the dark and start attacking him and his "cargo". Deadpool comments on the situation to the audience with glee "See what happens to a guy when he's doing freaky things at night for no apparent sensible reason to anyone, including the writer. Uh oh he's telling me to shut the hell up and get back to talking to you. Ok fine, be that way Mr. Pisspants hasn't slept for 36 hours, I shall continue on without my inner inner inner voice, does that even make sense? Anyways, this is what you get when you are doing weird, creepy, probably illegal and immoral shit at 3am: YOU GET HUGE BOOBY MERMAIDS!!! What fucking guy hasn't dreamed that once in his life. Now back to kicking ass, groping cleavage, blowing things up, grabbing more boob, slicing and dicing and calling Weasel, really should have paid attention to him earlier"
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your welcom i realy like all of your pictures
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Hahah I love Deadpool! This is great, I love what you did with his "Wanted" sign!
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Haha thanks! I had too, it just felt right
So you're a comic fan too? You just missed the FL supercon last week, it was near the Miami airport! I had a table there.
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Oops, my bad, you had already seen it before lol! I forgot you had commented on it.
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Yeah! I wish I went to the con, I want to go to the next one!
I love drawing fanart and stuff, but I hav trouble with superheros, they are so complex and their anatomy is always so inticate!
I've drawn a few on my art account, but not a lot. I'll have to look through your gallery to learn a thing or two!
If you don't mind, I would love to see what you think about this Spiderman drawing I did, he is one of my favorites: [link] I drew it in class one day.
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Awe, well you can hang out with me at the next one down here if you'd like 
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Thank you very much!
I'd love to go to a con, hopefully I'll be able to go to the next one. I'll stop by your booth!!
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am i really the only one on the planet who hasn't read this stuff, good lord i'm missing out!
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Hahah check out Uncanny Xforce. That's a good series with him.
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Lmao at him crossing out the 'WANTED' and putting 'WINNING' only Deadpool!
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LOL!!! Deadpool would draw a mustache on his own wanted poster 
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How'd you do it? Pencil then scan or with a tablet?
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Penciled then scanned, painted with the tablet.
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Oh, nice! Came out really well
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