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Published: 2011-07-16 08:19:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 4320; Favourites: 148; Downloads: 40
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WolvenAttack [2013-04-13 04:14:56 +0000 UTC]

som3th1ng t3lls m3 th4t on3 or both 4r3 go1ng to b3 n4k3d 1n th3 w4v3s 1n th3 n3xt l1k3 t3n s3conds

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OctaviaVectorr [2012-11-04 03:40:21 +0000 UTC]

This woman genital area, also known as a vagina, is way bigger than those boobs of yours, Kanaya.

Excuse, me Rose, but I beg to argue. This bikini top is only shielding all the boob I have inside. If I take this off, my boobs will be bigger than that female genital area, or vagina, you have.

Oh, you think so? Why don't you take it off then?

Rose.. are you really suggesting I.. "strip.."? Because.. I wouldn't mind completely.. doing it for you..

Ohoho, Kanaya. Go ahead~ ♥



That is what they are saying.
Your argument is invalid ;u;

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Ame-Maji In reply to OctaviaVectorr [2015-03-08 23:11:16 +0000 UTC]

This is why I wish dA comments had a like button available.

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OctaviaVectorr In reply to Ame-Maji [2015-03-10 02:42:56 +0000 UTC]

c:

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Vita-ex-machina In reply to OctaviaVectorr [2012-11-05 06:57:28 +0000 UTC]

skinny dipping is imminent UuU

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OctaviaVectorr In reply to Vita-ex-machina [2012-11-05 11:11:15 +0000 UTC]

yes. Yes it is.

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Baite [2012-08-02 07:02:24 +0000 UTC]

It reminds me of a sims interaction or something loolol

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xXNevermoreAgainXx [2011-12-12 23:50:12 +0000 UTC]

Haha I don't even know why I love this so much, I have no idea what could be going on in this picture XD
But I love it all the same and it made me laugh, so favorite<3

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CandyAxe [2011-10-05 19:47:38 +0000 UTC]

I am majorly enjoying all the context giving in the first several comments.

To be fair, starfish are awesome.

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BEOGROAOAAAGA [2011-10-05 15:12:44 +0000 UTC]

bitchtits!!
bashful vagina?

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Vita-ex-machina In reply to BEOGROAOAAAGA [2011-10-05 16:13:06 +0000 UTC]

pffft, these are classy ladies we are talking about haha

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BEOGROAOAAAGA In reply to Vita-ex-machina [2011-10-05 23:33:46 +0000 UTC]

oh sorry
FEMALEDOGMAMMARYGLANDS!!
bashfulfemalereproductiveorgans?

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Vita-ex-machina In reply to BEOGROAOAAAGA [2011-10-06 06:30:05 +0000 UTC]

this is accurate

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faqundo [2011-07-29 01:07:06 +0000 UTC]

So Here Is Where The Human Reproductive Organs Usually Are?
no, here, look.
¿How Can You Fill A Bucket With That?
lol

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Alpha-DragonWulf [2011-07-21 20:28:33 +0000 UTC]

Oh my gog
No context is needed this is fantastic

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Vita-ex-machina In reply to Alpha-DragonWulf [2011-07-22 03:25:48 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha thank you C:

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detnemed [2011-07-21 03:34:46 +0000 UTC]

"Why are you pulling your bottems down?!!!!"

"just looking at this awesome wax job, its a unicorn fighting a dolphin in a mech suit. wanna see?"

"OMG thats so cute!!" <3

"I know lol!"

pic related-> [link]

i related the pic! i am accomplished.

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Vita-ex-machina In reply to detnemed [2011-07-21 08:29:55 +0000 UTC]

YOU ARE AMAZING
winning comment right here akljdhfaenaklegnv

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detnemed In reply to Vita-ex-machina [2011-07-23 10:11:57 +0000 UTC]

like a boss...

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AFarBetterRestIGoTo [2011-07-18 01:20:39 +0000 UTC]

I enjoy this.

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Rainbow-Mist-Topaz [2011-07-16 13:01:43 +0000 UTC]

"I Do Believe That I Now I Have Sand In The Upper Part Of My Two-Piece Human Bikini"
"That's quite an impressive feat, but might you have sand in the lower part?"
"...I Do Not Think So."
"Then I believe you are, as they would say in the world of online video games, 'pwned, lol'."

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Vita-ex-machina In reply to Rainbow-Mist-Topaz [2011-07-16 17:23:15 +0000 UTC]

how does she not have sand in her bottoms
THATS WHERE SAND GOES FIRST.
hahaha

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Rainbow-Mist-Topaz In reply to Vita-ex-machina [2011-07-16 19:51:11 +0000 UTC]

maybe she went surfing and chest-planted into the sand?

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Vita-ex-machina In reply to Rainbow-Mist-Topaz [2011-07-17 03:15:51 +0000 UTC]

yes! why not.

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thecameraslying In reply to Rainbow-Mist-Topaz [2011-07-16 16:53:57 +0000 UTC]

I can totally see them saying that LOL

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OCDonotsteal [2011-07-16 08:23:17 +0000 UTC]

Girl 1:Hey! (Points to starfish)

Girl 2:What?

Girl 1:Hi!

Girl 2:LoL (points to sandcastle)

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Vita-ex-machina In reply to OCDonotsteal [2011-07-16 08:33:42 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA.
LOOK AT THOSE STARFISH OVER THERE
YEAH CHECK OUT THIS SANDCASTLE
oh my god.

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