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Why would I make the... the... with Twilight? We... We're just best friends...
Ah'm as lost as ye are, sugarcube. Ye shouldn't keep on readin' that...
*GASP* ... No I- Why the- I can't- Please no- *whimper* Why would a pony write this? Why?
I don't know who wrote it but this pony is going to pay. NO PONY MAKES FLUTTERSHY CRY!
*sobs* *breathes* Are you okay? I'll go bake you a virgin meringue. Sounds good to me.
It's... it's really one of the most terrible fanfictions I've seen. I can erase it from your memory, Fluttie. Just-
No. I... I have... I have to be brave. I must learn to live with this. No matter how awful it was.
Gee, Fluttie, that's some mature stuff here. Yes. Never be too hasty to judge.
I'm sure the author didn't mean to be this offensive. It's probably a young and immature little kid.
I'm sure he is. Hmm-hmm. He probably doesn't even know english. ... ...
AND NOW TO BURN THIS PIECE OF JUNK TO CINDERS! YEAH!
What 'bout that virgin meringue? Later, AJ. For now we burn this shit. Okey.

Rules: derpyna.deviantart.com/journal…
Original: Screenshot from Party Pooped.

Description
Why would I make the... the... with Twilight? We... We're just best friends...
Ah'm as lost as ye are, sugarcube. Ye shouldn't keep on readin' that...
*GASP* ... No I- Why the- I can't- Please no- *whimper* Why would a pony write this? Why?
I don't know who wrote it but this pony is going to pay. NO PONY MAKES FLUTTERSHY CRY!
*sobs* *breathes* Are you okay? I'll go bake you a virgin meringue. Sounds good to me.
It's... it's really one of the most terrible fanfictions I've seen. I can erase it from your memory, Fluttie. Just-
No. I... I have... I have to be brave. I must learn to live with this. No matter how awful it was.
Gee, Fluttie, that's some mature stuff here. Yes. Never be too hasty to judge.
I'm sure the author didn't mean to be this offensive. It's probably a young and immature little kid.
I'm sure he is. Hmm-hmm. He probably doesn't even know english. ... ...
AND NOW TO BURN THIS PIECE OF JUNK TO CINDERS! YEAH!
What 'bout that virgin meringue? Later, AJ. For now we burn this shit. Okey.

Rules: derpyna.deviantart.com/journal…
Original: Screenshot from Party Pooped.