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I NEVER PLAYED Bayonetta, I DON'T KNOW what is Vigrid and is a police debt. situated in that city, MAYBE it's all in here.............. wrong, but this pic JUST A DMC5 COVER PARODY
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Name: Bayonetta
Age: 607
Nationality: Unknown (probably somewhere in Europe)
Occupation: Umbral Witch
Offenses: Wanton destruction of public, private, federal, and existential property, public indecency,Β conduct unbecoming to a practitioner of the black arts, assault with a deadly hairstyle, using dominatrix techniques without a license, numerous violations of video game code #475 (overdoing of heroine-specific cliches), and extensive breaking of the laws of physics beyond her genre's acceptable suspension of disbeliefΒ Β
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This women is my role model. Not her body or looks, but for her attitude and confidence!
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This is so freaking hilarious. And even more so when Tamtam insulted Bayonetta when it turned out that Bayonetta is the superior game and will be getting a sequel while DmC bombed and they will be making some Android game that many people don't care about. Oh well. This is why you don't run your mouth.
But nice job on trying to spin it into comedic gold.
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Bayonetta is in here [link] with DMC4 Gloria model. One sadly thing - she has no face/eye/finger posing
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thank you
here I think you will need this [link]
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need more jus ask me
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XD As soon as I saw this, I was very close to laughing out loud and falling flat on my back!
I love how you parodied DMC's main promotional illustration replacing Dante (or "Etnad" as I like to call him) with Bayonetta.
Her 3D model looks incredibly detailed too! Did you take it from the actual game?
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No I did not. It's a converted xnalara model by.. I don't know..) This body is from Fakefaktory model pack for half-life 2.
Etnad.. sounds genius
I think I want to make a comic: Dante versus Etnad or something like that..
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Lol her head is little
the picture is nice though?
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as I've seen official pictures with her and gameplay screenshots, in all her head is disproportionately little
so I think that's normal
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Why would the police strip Bayonetta naked?
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Because that itself is a crime?
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Lol. I just had an idea. The new Dante should be in the same jail and looking over and be like "Gi-ga-di!"
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This is funny and all, but there is something wrong with the hands...
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Ha! I love this game, but this would so happen. Arrested for public indecency killing a few angels.
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Haha, much, MUCh better than Limbo City and their hideous resident! ;D You should try Bayonetta, it's a superb game.
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unfortunately I have no any console
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Aww man, that's rough, bro. 
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So maybe. We'll see about that
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