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Published: 2014-08-16 23:14:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 66732; Favourites: 2092; Downloads: 1100
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Oh god. Don't notice me. No- don't come over here. Aah! Fuck. Fuck. "Oh hey, Owen, how long's it been? Five years?"Related content
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Me. Me, I'll be your assistant.
I'll get her arms :U
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you are the champion the prophecies spoke of
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I know there are gorgeous women like this in the world, but I really wish more women with THIS body shape would come to the beaches and make it a little more exciting.
Good job with her, W-oo-t
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I'm not gonna complain about her blocking my view of the ocean.
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I wouldn't either. I'd just be happy to see her!
xD
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That's a lot for one anyway... She made a nice progress in five years. Good to see a girl all grown up.
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Grown up and grown out :]
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I've been breached, she knows me, RUN AWAY. But as usual love the work w-oo-t.
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Phew! Awkward conversation: AVOIDED.
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..........ok, as long as it was avoided XD
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That's a beach bum I'd like to hang with!
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Yeah- no beard and no metal detector!
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Plus, she does have a beach bod! It's a win win!
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I wish more women would come to the beach with this kind of beach bod.
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Make the beach a better place.
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Sexy tomboyish hair and tank top.
Each time you do something like this, I'm like "this is my favorite woot girl".
And I've said that so many times, I'm a damn liar by now.
Thanks. Thanks for making me a liar...
but hey, you've provided me with a freaked out softie, so I'll call it even. For now.
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I'm glad you liked her. It annoys me that all I gave her was a few sentences. I think she deserves more!
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... You make me feel like I need to do something about this -w-
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Lots of surface area for sand to stick to!
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Poor girl, she'd need a nice person to clean that surface area off later. owo
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According to owen, she's really become a real beach bum.
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well there is a way for her to make for an escape. :3 if she has on one of them shiny bikini's if she twist and tilts juuuuuuust right, it could blind him and then she should have enough time to gather her things and flee.
either that or toss sand in his eyes and quickly grab em from behind and suplex him and make a break for it. if his head doesn't hit a rock or anything i'm sure he'll be fine~ :3
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Hah. All I can think about is Dale Gribble shouting POCKET SAND and blinding his foe.
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What the fuck he said pocket sand? I heard that voice clip being used before (as well as the video) but i thought it was "huckin' sand"
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I'm guessing this Owen guy knew her before she needed the "fat" part of that hashtag.
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Gettin' some sun on dem buns.
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so did my girl melfy xD you should see my newest pic of her
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I'm guessing she was thin back then, and this Owen is an old flame?
"Wow, the years have really been great to you. You look am-... ama-... a mass. I mean, you're a mass-ive-ly beautiful."
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And before that I'm sure he was thinking: don't say ass, don't say ass.
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How I wish I was that Owen guy right now.
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She oughta hide that burger and drink somewhere. Perhaps in her belly.
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And commence awkward conversations.
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If only there was better Block / Ignore functionality in real life
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Thats legal? I mean I'm sure theres some ILLEGAL ones out there, but you know, ethics and law and all that jazz.
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A blast from the past!
Thirst Tubs may well quench said thirst but I dunno about generic Burger burgers <:3
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Who brings burgers to the beach, anyways?
Oh yeah- the sort of characters I tend to draw.
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hoply Owen didn´t joined greenpeace!
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