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Description GRETTA: Just as you're about to fall asleep, you hear a light knocking at your door. The room you rented in The Griffon's Feather is on the third floor, protecting you from the noise of the tavern area at ground level. It's been quiet until now. There it is again- the knocking is more assertive this time. You definitely didn't imagine it. What do you do?

JOEL: I roll over in bed and say a muffled "go away" into the pillow. I have to be awake before dawn and continue traveling.

GRETTA: Whoever it is, they're not taking no for an answer. Through the thick-timbered door, you hear them exclaim: "Ah-ha! I just knew you'd be awake! C'mon- open up." It's a feminine voice. They jiggle the handle excitedly.

JOEL: OK, fine. I come to the door, but not without first grabbing my dagger on the nightstand. Is there a peephole on the door at all? Can I see who it is out there?

GRETTA: Nope. The door's sturdy with big wrought-iron hinges, and it's very opaque.

JOEL: "Who's there? Identify yourself."

GRETTA: "Uh, I was kinda hoping to see if you recognize me."

JOEL: Can I roll for Detect Ambush? No? Whatever. I open the door, but only a crack. 

GRETTA: Standing in the dimly-lit hall is a stocky, womanly figure in a tight tunic and painted-on leggings tucked into mid-calf high boots. There's a shawl wrapped around her head and shoulders. She loosens it, exposing her bright eyes, eager face, and a short haircut. She has chestnut hair, about as long as mine. "It's me!"

JOEL: Perception roll? 2+2, so only a 4. "It's you," I say lamely. I open the door wider to get a better view.

GRETTA: She pouts a little, then fully unwraps the shawl that had previously obscured her generous bosom. Even fully-covered, you'd know those tits anywhere- they belong to your favorite barmaid at the Griffon's Feather! She squeezes them teasingly, seeing that she finally has your attention. Every time you've stopped in Darrowmede, you've made it a point to stay at the Griffin so you could ogle her as she swished around the room in her skirts, almost dancing while carrying clanking steins and laden trays of greasy meats. "It's me, Ellia, dummy. You aren't gonna use that dagger on me, are you?"

JOEL: I toss it so it lands on top of my pack. "Of course not. My apologies. Ellia- I'm sorry about not recognizing you. I've only seen you in a dress and long hair before."

GRETTA: "This is my new, low-maintenance adventuring look. Like it? I came here to ask you to take me with you! Please- I sewed this stuff like a month before, hoping you'd swing by earlier, and now it just barely fits. If you had taken any longer, I'd have to start all over again. Every day I'm trapped at The Griffon's Feather, I can't help getting bigger!"

JOEL: I try to feign disinterest. "Uh, ya don't say."

GRETTA: Roll to bluff. I know your weakness, so -5.

JOEL: 9-5. Damn- another 4.

GRETTA: Ellia sees a way to press her advantage and lifts the hem of her snug tunic to expose her belly. "A steady supply of smoked ham hocks and dark mead are murdering my waistline. Look- better yet: feel how fat I'm getting!" She pushes the door open all the way and poses in the frame, arching her back, her round stomach an offering. 

JOEL: I brush her smooth skin lightly with my fingers as if touching the most delicate porcelain. "I hadn't noticed."

GRETTA: "Mmhmm. You didn't see me futilely trying to eat and drink my wanderlust away? Really? Men are so easily distracted by these silly things." With a heroic effort, Ellia hoists her tunic over her melon-sized boobs, which plap loud enough onto her tummy that you worry about other guests waking up.

JOEL: I use my arm like a shepherd's hook and haul her into the room and close the door. 

GRETTA: Ellia squeals with delight at your initiative, her soft chest pressed into your abs, her belly pressed against your lap. Now she knows how hard her curves are making you. With a grin, she pushes herself away, breaking precious physical contact so her words will register. "You're taking me with you, OK? Let's have some fun now and then go right away. We can sleep under the stars once we're out of Darrowmede. It'll be impossible for me to sneak out in the morning.""

JOEL: I tussle her shorter hair. "Not even with your clever disguise?"

GRETTA: "I can't count on everyone being as oblivious as you. Now shut up and put my titties in your mouth."
 
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Comments: 89

w-oo-t In reply to ??? [2020-03-27 20:12:32 +0000 UTC]

thanks!

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TheTubich In reply to ??? [2020-03-27 06:25:21 +0000 UTC]

Nice~<3

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w-oo-t In reply to TheTubich [2020-03-27 20:11:35 +0000 UTC]

:3

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TheTubich In reply to w-oo-t [2020-03-27 20:26:40 +0000 UTC]

:3c

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bloodmaker [2020-03-27 05:59:27 +0000 UTC]

Yuusssssss!! more w-oo-t

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w-oo-t In reply to bloodmaker [2020-03-27 20:12:23 +0000 UTC]

Glad you liked it :]

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Kaijugame In reply to ??? [2020-03-27 03:41:37 +0000 UTC]

Can't wait to see them fight an Umber Hulk together.   ^_^

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w-oo-t In reply to Kaijugame [2020-03-27 20:09:49 +0000 UTC]

Lvl 1 barmaid with no weapon proficiencies and a stolen kitchen knife :[  

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Kaijugame In reply to w-oo-t [2020-03-27 21:17:31 +0000 UTC]

Ah shucks, maybe it'll die of a coronary heart failure and drop down at her feet the moment it takes a step towards her.  "Grah- UKK!"  THUD!

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w-oo-t In reply to Kaijugame [2020-03-29 00:04:19 +0000 UTC]

*Rolls a 1 for basal functions*

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Kaijugame In reply to w-oo-t [2020-03-29 00:40:55 +0000 UTC]

He shouldn't have eaten all those gnomes.  High in cholesterol.

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M37h3w3 [2020-03-27 02:22:40 +0000 UTC]

Something tells me Ellia isn't just Gretta's character but a self insert. Something also tells me she wants to turn that ERP session into an ERL session. 

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w-oo-t In reply to M37h3w3 [2020-03-27 20:07:57 +0000 UTC]

Better buckle up, Joel!

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Elephantking89 In reply to ??? [2020-03-27 00:31:40 +0000 UTC]

Later, much later:
Gretta: *huff huff* boy those villagers really know how to put on a harvest festival. I couldn’t eat another bite.
Joel: Yeah *burp* but uh don’t you think you should finally admit it’s time to upgrade your garments? I mean those breasts look like they’re about ready to blow that button to the moon. 

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w-oo-t In reply to Elephantking89 [2020-03-27 19:07:22 +0000 UTC]

Thank the gods the harvest was plentiful this year.

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Thiscantbereal In reply to ??? [2020-03-27 00:22:19 +0000 UTC]

Have we seen Gretta before? With references to her once-long hair and "extra credit" in the title I thought that she may have shown up somewhere else.

Also, it seems like it might be a better idea for Ellia to stay at the Griffon's feather. Adventuring is dangerous and full of exercise. Plus adventurers sometimes don't even eat 3 meals a day. That sounds like a recipe for the worst fate of all: weight loss. I think it'd be better for Ellia to stay as a barmaid where she is safe and can keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger...

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FaceDownDagon In reply to Thiscantbereal [2020-03-30 05:25:20 +0000 UTC]

Adventures can take all kinds of forms, though. Not to mention the bevy of odd magical items out there! Why not risk it for a chance at a few Everfull Mugs, or a wand of Heroes' Feast, or enough gold to buy a fancy villa with chefs and maidservants?

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w-oo-t In reply to Thiscantbereal [2020-03-27 18:49:43 +0000 UTC]

Gretta's pretty generic, but nah. I do hope I haven't used the name Gretta before though. My updated master file of stories that I use to check for duplicate names is still orphaned on a HD on my broken desktop PC.

I had a version of the story where Joel's character tells Ellia that she should change tactics if she wants to persuade him to help her leave the Griffon's Feather. Who doesn't like the idea of returning from your hardships to an increasingly plump barmaid that hangs on your every word about your adventures?

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BukauacXx [2020-03-27 00:17:17 +0000 UTC]

Can you make a version of the image through the fantasy lens? Y'know. Same thing, but with the sewn tunic and whatnot. The "Immersion Version" if you will. ;3

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w-oo-t In reply to BukauacXx [2020-03-27 18:36:33 +0000 UTC]

That's kind of a cool idea. Maybe we'll get to see Ellia some day.

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BukauacXx In reply to w-oo-t [2020-03-28 02:48:21 +0000 UTC]

Another chapter in this quirky D&D session, maybe? We did just enlist a new party member, after all. *nudge nudge*

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w-oo-t In reply to BukauacXx [2020-03-29 00:03:29 +0000 UTC]

We didn't even hear Joel's character's name. 

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BuffKoala3873 In reply to ??? [2020-03-27 00:12:08 +0000 UTC]

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w-oo-t In reply to BuffKoala3873 [2020-03-27 18:35:21 +0000 UTC]

:3

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king81992 In reply to ??? [2020-03-27 00:12:03 +0000 UTC]

She is truly a competent GM.

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w-oo-t In reply to king81992 [2020-03-27 18:35:10 +0000 UTC]

Hah- I always say GM too. I grew up on Palladium Games.

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LennyFaceDraws In reply to ??? [2020-03-27 00:10:30 +0000 UTC]

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w-oo-t In reply to LennyFaceDraws [2020-03-27 18:31:15 +0000 UTC]

Gretta's a bountiful lass. I wonder if she's got some renn faire pics?

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Spaceduckthe64th [2020-03-27 00:07:00 +0000 UTC]

You really know how to write a great story to come along with your fine art!

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w-oo-t In reply to Spaceduckthe64th [2020-03-27 18:29:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks- this pic is actually something old that I hadn't posted because it had been trapped in no-story limbo. Hopefully I'll write stories for more existing pics so you guys can see 'em. 

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BukauacXx [2020-03-27 00:04:50 +0000 UTC]

D&D roleplay in porn is so meta. I love it!

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w-oo-t In reply to BukauacXx [2020-03-27 18:25:23 +0000 UTC]

It pays to have a hot DM GF with a good imagination :]

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Model-A In reply to ??? [2020-03-27 00:01:23 +0000 UTC]

Meeting in a tavern is, of course, the traditional way to begin a campaign. Looks like these two are off to a good start. Certainly better than my last one, which ended with us setting the bar on fire and accidentally giving our tank the plague...

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w-oo-t In reply to Model-A [2020-03-27 18:24:23 +0000 UTC]

Contracting the plague: very topical of you!

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Model-A In reply to w-oo-t [2020-03-28 10:11:40 +0000 UTC]

To be fair, it *should* have cleared all the Orks out of the bar. Unfortunately, they all made their saves and the flesh-shaper managed to fail all of them and catch a disease that would kill them within two days. We had an Iron Warrior on hand who could fix it but never got around to doing another session due to scheduling conflicts, so I think we've all agreed that his organs got liquefied at this point.

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w-oo-t In reply to Model-A [2020-03-29 00:02:33 +0000 UTC]

It's always hard to sync up schedules. The older you get, the more impossible it becomes.

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plopmcgee In reply to ??? [2020-03-26 23:58:33 +0000 UTC]

god you draw the best fatties with glasses

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w-oo-t In reply to plopmcgee [2020-03-27 18:23:46 +0000 UTC]

I've carved out my niche!

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