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A top-level tournament of some intellectual pursuit, like chess or crosswords or whatever. An amphitheater or auditorium or some other large building with lots of competitors. -TheFwank

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"No, you can't call a judge because I'm wearing a t-shirt with words on it. This doesn't qualify as an unfair distraction. Having breasts is not some evil ploy of mine. Just go. If you're having trouble, then concentrate more on your side of the board. Look- it's your turn," Corrine snapped at her now red-faced opponent. Shit like this had been happening all tournament- people blaming their poor plays on her chest and she was so, so fucking sick of dealing with it.

Part of her was tempted to leave, but the larger part was still the one that wanted to win the Mystic: The Confluence Pro Circuit Cup Qualifier. And despite all the headaches of the day, she was one of the few people in the tournament with a spotless match record. It was an impressive feat for an unknown player, made even more noteworthy by her gender and physique. The crowds gathered around her table grew as her standing improved. Corrine played a feature match on camera and afterwards was asked to do a deck tech with the coverage hosts, but declined. She wanted to stay focused.

Not that she needed focus to win game one against this shaken opponent. He was playing the spells of his combo deck in a sub-optimal order, and she was buying even more time for herself with disruption: a few Desecrate Minds later and he was down to two cards in his grip. She calmly swung for seven with her team, then looted once from Wisperthief's triggered ability. She played a land during her second main phase then passed the turn.

It was either go off with his combo now, or scoop. He looked at his desecrated hand, then at her lethal board, then miserably at her chest again. "I can't play like this," he muttered. "Judge!"

Corrine leaned back in her chair in disgust and mouthed "oh for fuck's sake," even though she wanted to scream.
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w-oo-t In reply to ??? [2021-11-30 02:37:05 +0000 UTC]

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themanfromhyrule In reply to w-oo-t [2021-11-30 03:54:32 +0000 UTC]

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shoakhan [2021-04-26 04:52:47 +0000 UTC]

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Burksaurus [2020-02-22 05:04:28 +0000 UTC]

She's a cute BBW

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w-oo-t In reply to Burksaurus [2020-03-05 23:53:22 +0000 UTC]

And nerdy to boot- be still my heart <3

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AmorousAce [2019-07-09 23:49:28 +0000 UTC]

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w-oo-t In reply to AmorousAce [2019-07-11 01:11:06 +0000 UTC]

Hah- she's not much one for table talk, but the idea is the same: she just wishes her opponents would die without so much unnecessary drama.

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AmorousAce In reply to w-oo-t [2019-07-11 20:29:00 +0000 UTC]

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w-oo-t In reply to AmorousAce [2019-07-13 03:14:24 +0000 UTC]

I haven't played much recently either (the Alara block). I moved away from the store I did Friday Night Magic at, and haven't looked into the local place that started hosting those events.Β 

Corrine does look uncomfortably close to the table, but during competition she doesn't like to give herself room to slouch (her natural seating posture). I'm sure she'd look more relaxed at her kitchen table playing with friends.

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JellyKatUwU [2018-07-14 07:25:20 +0000 UTC]

I imagined her at a Magic the gathering tournament. I love it hehe

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w-oo-t In reply to JellyKatUwU [2018-07-14 17:12:54 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that's what I was getting at with "Mystic: The Confluence."

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JellyKatUwU In reply to w-oo-t [2018-07-14 20:53:14 +0000 UTC]

Heck yeah mtg is the bees knees

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takehikoryuzaki [2016-09-28 09:31:02 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of my wife, a fat MtG player

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w-oo-t In reply to takehikoryuzaki [2016-09-29 21:35:13 +0000 UTC]

You lucky so-and-so!

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Handel-Paul-Piper [2016-01-28 00:07:55 +0000 UTC]

I like her shape ^_^ *thumbs up*

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w-oo-t In reply to Handel-Paul-Piper [2016-01-28 04:59:22 +0000 UTC]

Shape: rounded :]

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YuuyaAizawa [2015-10-29 05:26:21 +0000 UTC]

Well if she's playing MTG she must love playing green, using that exponential growth, and become immense. O boi

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w-oo-t In reply to YuuyaAizawa [2015-10-29 15:48:50 +0000 UTC]

MtC! I am not getting sued by Hasbro! :]

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YuuyaAizawa In reply to w-oo-t [2015-10-29 23:32:18 +0000 UTC]

Nise call

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3814Aang [2015-04-27 23:16:57 +0000 UTC]

uhm is she playing MTC typical or overseer?

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w-oo-t In reply to 3814Aang [2015-04-30 16:34:41 +0000 UTC]

MtC typical. Probably some disruptive midrange deck.

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3814Aang In reply to w-oo-t [2015-05-08 19:19:17 +0000 UTC]

well how good is her feildstepper?

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XangelwithashotgunX4 [2014-07-29 02:02:04 +0000 UTC]

BOOBS!!!!!!!! XDDDDDD

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Rocky-3 [2014-01-18 17:04:24 +0000 UTC]

You know something like this actually happened in a real ccg tournament. During an Illuminati tournament one of the players wore a revealing red or black dress, and when one of her opponents called a judge, because her attire was too distracting, they ruled that it was well within the spirit of the rules.
For reference Illuminati is all about deception, manipulation, and intrigue, where, for example, your allowed to steal others tokens if you dont get caught and had suggested an (optional) rule that was essentially its not cheating if you dont get caught.

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w-oo-t In reply to Rocky-3 [2014-01-24 03:32:55 +0000 UTC]

Something tells me she'd be really good at that game!

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GhostOfTheEmptyGrave [2013-12-11 23:49:24 +0000 UTC]

Poor Corrine...

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12luigi [2013-11-30 15:34:15 +0000 UTC]

how just how i can't draw fat ladies how e_e

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w-oo-t In reply to 12luigi [2013-12-01 08:28:16 +0000 UTC]

I always start by drawing a regular sized lady and then keep adding to her.

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12luigi In reply to w-oo-t [2013-12-01 12:55:26 +0000 UTC]

oh thank you ^^

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angel00101 [2013-10-29 06:53:10 +0000 UTC]

I wonder if her chair creaked under when she sat down in it.

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w-oo-t In reply to angel00101 [2013-10-29 08:54:04 +0000 UTC]

I bet it did- those convention center chairs were meant to be stacked, not be sat on by stacked girls.Β 



OK, that was awful Β : p

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Forcedlactationlover [2013-09-29 19:05:48 +0000 UTC]

While there is little question that her boobs, even covered normally as they are, would distract me, and so would her nicely plump body, I'd somehow manage to concentrate enough on my game to try to win fairly, with the real key beingΒ when, if,Β I find out if I could enjoy some form of her company afterwards.

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So much for long sentences.

Fun drawing. Incidentally, she may not be a geek, but she is probably a nerd. Being one myself, I often recognize others.

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w-oo-t In reply to Forcedlactationlover [2013-10-06 23:00:16 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, her t-shirt is worn ironically. She hoped it would save her from a bunch of tedious nerd cred quizzing and one-upmanship (this proved ineffective). Β 

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Forcedlactationlover In reply to w-oo-t [2013-10-07 01:30:34 +0000 UTC]

Oops! I failed to Fave this as it deserves. Rectified!Β 

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GhostOfTheEmptyGrave [2013-09-25 18:42:19 +0000 UTC]

I'd like to play with her...

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w-oo-t In reply to GhostOfTheEmptyGrave [2013-09-25 19:36:22 +0000 UTC]

Just make sure you have a good sideboard plan against... oh wait, innuendo : ]

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GhostOfTheEmptyGrave In reply to w-oo-t [2013-09-25 19:50:38 +0000 UTC]

Hehe

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Link2Hyrule [2013-09-13 06:36:10 +0000 UTC]

Isn't this "Setting" Suggestion 3? You already have a "Scenario" 3.

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w-oo-t In reply to Link2Hyrule [2013-09-13 09:32:48 +0000 UTC]

Good catch. It must have autocompleted and looked close enough : ]

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MAC-LEOD [2013-09-09 17:06:17 +0000 UTC]

Wow. She's beautiful.

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w-oo-t In reply to MAC-LEOD [2013-09-13 09:33:04 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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RockinT765 [2013-09-06 02:06:24 +0000 UTC]

Aren't her boobs hitting the table and knocking everything over?

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w-oo-t In reply to RockinT765 [2013-09-06 04:59:47 +0000 UTC]

No, she's careful not to. They do force her to memorize her board state though (a skill that makes her a better player).

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Pastel-Candy [2013-09-05 20:58:38 +0000 UTC]

They look like balloons.

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w-oo-t In reply to Pastel-Candy [2013-09-06 05:02:24 +0000 UTC]

It would be foolish for me to disagree.

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Pastel-Candy In reply to w-oo-t [2013-09-06 14:23:18 +0000 UTC]

Haha, yes.

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HoNk11223 [2013-09-04 19:28:35 +0000 UTC]

XD .0.

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Maskywoman [2013-09-03 22:18:04 +0000 UTC]

i play yugioh.Β Β 

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TheDuelKing In reply to Maskywoman [2014-04-18 17:45:23 +0000 UTC]

Me too lol that's what this made me think if, and MTG

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Maskywoman In reply to TheDuelKing [2014-04-18 20:52:32 +0000 UTC]

do u have a blie eyes shining dragon i do

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