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A top-level tournament of some intellectual pursuit, like chess or crosswords or whatever. An amphitheater or auditorium or some other large building with lots of competitors. -TheFwank

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"No, you can't call a judge because I'm wearing a t-shirt with words on it. This doesn't qualify as an unfair distraction. Having breasts is not some evil ploy of mine. Just go. If you're having trouble, then concentrate more on your side of the board. Look- it's your turn," Corrine snapped at her now red-faced opponent. Shit like this had been happening all tournament- people blaming their poor plays on her chest and she was so, so fucking sick of dealing with it.

Part of her was tempted to leave, but the larger part was still the one that wanted to win the Mystic: The Confluence Pro Circuit Cup Qualifier. And despite all the headaches of the day, she was one of the few people in the tournament with a spotless match record. It was an impressive feat for an unknown player, made even more noteworthy by her gender and physique. The crowds gathered around her table grew as her standing improved. Corrine played a feature match on camera and afterwards was asked to do a deck tech with the coverage hosts, but declined. She wanted to stay focused.

Not that she needed focus to win game one against this shaken opponent. He was playing the spells of his combo deck in a sub-optimal order, and she was buying even more time for herself with disruption: a few Desecrate Minds later and he was down to two cards in his grip. She calmly swung for seven with her team, then looted once from Wisperthief's triggered ability. She played a land during her second main phase then passed the turn.

It was either go off with his combo now, or scoop. He looked at his desecrated hand, then at her lethal board, then miserably at her chest again. "I can't play like this," he muttered. "Judge!"

Corrine leaned back in her chair in disgust and mouthed "oh for fuck's sake," even though she wanted to scream.
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Trans-Kitty-Pride In reply to ??? [2013-12-30 05:45:30 +0000 UTC]

No, but I played against some very... distracting... players.

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Extra-Thick-Noodle In reply to ??? [2013-08-31 22:06:54 +0000 UTC]

*tableflip* I CALL SHENANIGANS!!!
:V

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w-oo-t In reply to Extra-Thick-Noodle [2013-09-01 08:21:27 +0000 UTC]

Β (γƒŽΰ² η›Šΰ² )γƒŽε½‘β”»β”β”»

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FaceDownDagon In reply to ??? [2013-08-31 21:02:59 +0000 UTC]

Hooray! It has arrived!

...I don't suppose you've glanced at any of the early Theros spoilers yet?

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w-oo-t In reply to FaceDownDagon [2013-08-31 21:33:30 +0000 UTC]

I had to go to mtgsalvation to find out if there was any new ones (there were). The set has some strange things going on with the legendary enchantment artifacts. I'll be interested to read a rules FAQ about the Enchantment Creatures too.Β 

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FaceDownDagon In reply to w-oo-t [2013-09-01 18:23:19 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, the type mash-ups are a bit odd. Individual cards so far seem fairly neat to me though, as does Scry returning.

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w-oo-t In reply to FaceDownDagon [2013-09-01 23:05:49 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what kinds of cards will be the most abusive with the Heroic ability.

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FaceDownDagon In reply to w-oo-t [2013-09-01 23:10:50 +0000 UTC]

People have all sorts of speculation. One idea I saw running around is some sort or red tokenizer with Akroan Crusader and Young Pyromancer, plus some red pump spells with Overload (such as to trigger heroic AND work with the tokens, I believe?) which seems at least interesting. I would think the in-set idea would be to Bestow your heroes with a lot of things, I suppose.

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SapphireDragonDX In reply to ??? [2013-08-31 21:00:45 +0000 UTC]

Now I'm hoping she's also a cool videogamer as well. What I do to do co-op with a lady like that...

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w-oo-t In reply to SapphireDragonDX [2013-08-31 21:35:02 +0000 UTC]

I bet she is. Nerdy habits tend to come in bundles.

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SapphireDragonDX In reply to w-oo-t [2013-08-31 23:14:35 +0000 UTC]

Oooohhh! Please tell me she's not afraid to show her sexy side. >_<

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w-oo-t In reply to SapphireDragonDX [2013-09-01 08:50:22 +0000 UTC]

I'm not sure if she has a great option to hide her sexy side.

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yamibanner [2013-08-31 20:43:16 +0000 UTC]

Who knows what had them distracted. Could be the lighting.

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w-oo-t In reply to yamibanner [2013-08-31 21:34:11 +0000 UTC]

There's a not-so-subtle joke I could make about headlights.

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datadrain2128 In reply to ??? [2013-08-31 20:14:46 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, I can totally see this happening, and you've captured the moment perfectly! Β Made me smile hugely, and loved every minute of it. Β ^.^

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w-oo-t In reply to datadrain2128 [2013-08-31 21:51:36 +0000 UTC]

You're happy, she's frustrated, and her opponent is miserable- there's a whole range of emotions!

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Fighter1Manga In reply to ??? [2013-08-31 19:57:17 +0000 UTC]

Very nice to see it in color. She's got a great figure

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w-oo-t In reply to Fighter1Manga [2013-08-31 21:52:51 +0000 UTC]

I'm not sure why I decided to color it. Perhaps it was the desire not to get too rusty.

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Fighter1Manga In reply to w-oo-t [2013-08-31 23:02:32 +0000 UTC]

The coloring does look nice.

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Hattushilish In reply to ??? [2013-08-31 19:43:06 +0000 UTC]

As always, the art is top notch but the small story underneath each picture is as valuable! Thanks for sharing!

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w-oo-t In reply to Hattushilish [2013-08-31 21:53:04 +0000 UTC]

No problem!

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Saccularius In reply to ??? [2013-08-31 18:47:39 +0000 UTC]

weak willed fuckers.

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w-oo-t In reply to Saccularius [2013-08-31 21:54:20 +0000 UTC]

Just look away, just look awaAAAH I CAN'T LOOK AWAY!

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Saccularius In reply to w-oo-t [2013-08-31 23:04:45 +0000 UTC]

I CAN LOOK AND STILL PLAY

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Svip In reply to ??? [2013-08-31 18:30:21 +0000 UTC]

Hey!Β  That's two sentences!Β  Cheats!

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w-oo-t In reply to Svip [2013-08-31 18:47:57 +0000 UTC]

Hah- if I only took single, complete, grammatically correct sentences, then I wouldn't have a whole lot to work with : ]Β 

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Svip In reply to w-oo-t [2013-08-31 18:50:39 +0000 UTC]

Immanuel Kant could.Β  I can.Β  I can create long sentences.

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Svip In reply to Svip [2013-08-31 19:02:05 +0000 UTC]

In fact, I will prove it for you:

As the Queen's Council adjourns for a meeting before her, news arrives of her claim for a foreign throne being denied, resulting in a furious tirade, leaving the council silent and speechless and with the possible scenario of war.

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accidental-feedee In reply to Svip [2013-08-31 21:31:22 +0000 UTC]

"As soon as the Council adjourned for their meeting with their Queen, she launches into a furious tirade about her denied claim to a foreign throne that leaves the council silent, speechless, and conscious to the possible scenario of war."

It's hard to include the prior event of a messenger with it.

Reads a little better though.


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Svip In reply to accidental-feedee [2013-09-01 04:25:56 +0000 UTC]

Well, in woot's defence, English is not built to withstand long sentences like German is.Β  But I doubt I am allowed to provide suggestions in German.

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Benji-Blacksky In reply to ??? [2013-08-31 18:07:13 +0000 UTC]

She'll be the Breast, I mean Best, player there is


(No I really mean Breast)


She should count her blessings. At least she doesn't have to deal with Egyptian curses and cardgames on motorcycles.Β 

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w-oo-t In reply to Benji-Blacksky [2013-08-31 18:46:36 +0000 UTC]

But then she'd get to wear a sweet-ass duel disk.

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Benji-Blacksky In reply to w-oo-t [2013-08-31 19:45:11 +0000 UTC]

True, those were nice looking, and have mammarie themed monsters

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Ghostdog123765 In reply to ??? [2013-08-31 18:05:39 +0000 UTC]

Awesome!

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w-oo-t In reply to Ghostdog123765 [2013-08-31 18:48:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks : ]

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Ghostdog123765 In reply to w-oo-t [2013-09-01 02:13:48 +0000 UTC]

No prob its awesome

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ThousandMileHorizon In reply to ??? [2013-08-31 18:05:00 +0000 UTC]

That's just an unfair move! The guy probably knew he was gonna lose and needed an excuse to get out of the match.

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w-oo-t In reply to ThousandMileHorizon [2013-08-31 18:48:24 +0000 UTC]

Shenanigans have been called.

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ThousandMileHorizon In reply to w-oo-t [2013-08-31 18:50:47 +0000 UTC]

Indeed, the game was likely rigged to begin with.

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