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Published: 2009-05-27 05:06:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 13256; Favourites: 201; Downloads: 53
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Description Before I talk about this comic, some links. I uploaded another gimmick review to youtube, this one is for Sonic Adventure: [link] and if you remember the first Riders game the extreme gear ran on compressed air, behold as the real world catches up to fiction![link] (Remember to rate and comment on my video and subscribe to my channel.)

Ok, about the comic now. I loved the Sonic riders games (way more than mario cart) but come on, those things top out at 2-300 mph, Sonic can easily run that fast backwards (a la episode one of Sonic X.)

edit: Btw, just in case anyone complains that Sonic is being limited to a vehicle in racing games, think of it this way. If allowed to run at full speed, the races would always come down to Sonic and Shadow, and the game would be terribly unbalanced. Though Sonic still has a slight edge even in a vehicle since he has the REFLEXES of someone who runs at mach 1 on his morning jog.
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Comments: 90

jmansword [2010-09-22 21:14:58 +0000 UTC]

sonic has an edge at any speed wiht anything but you are rightr he does have the reflexes of someone that runs at mach1 for his morning jog

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Sonic722 [2010-06-14 01:11:20 +0000 UTC]

or metal sonic

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MoonbowDragon In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 01:34:45 +0000 UTC]

You're right. If sonic wasn't limited to his board, there's no point of racing knowing Sonic was always gonna win(or shadow). We need to be fair

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kirana44 [2010-04-11 21:19:53 +0000 UTC]

And isn't the whole point of Riders that, in the opening cutscene, Jet is, whilst using his gear, just that tiny bit faster than Sonic?

Awesome comic anyway, since I've always thought a Sonic racing game was a bit redundant anyway (Zero Gravity is fun to play, though).

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vanilla-the-tigeress In reply to ??? [2010-02-25 17:34:28 +0000 UTC]

lol the funny part is there faster on there feet

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munir99 In reply to vanilla-the-tigeress [2010-08-02 11:02:07 +0000 UTC]

I just seen this sonic feet joke at sonic shorts

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munir99 In reply to munir99 [2010-08-02 11:03:00 +0000 UTC]

oh and i almost forgot.after he uses feet at sonic shorts,he is just F**K!!!

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cyclipse95 In reply to ??? [2010-01-20 03:26:10 +0000 UTC]

I've actually seen something like that on the Sonic Shorts Collection. It goes as follows:
Sonic: *falls of board*
Jet: *passes him* So you're supposed to be the fastest thing alive? What a joke! Hahah-
Sonic: *runs past Jet, flips Jet off*
Jet: *stares and anime sweatdrops*

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Sonic-and-ShadowFan In reply to cyclipse95 [2010-02-07 22:44:19 +0000 UTC]

yeah, thats on Newgrounds! ^^ i love the sonic shorts

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scanthehedgehog232 In reply to Sonic-and-ShadowFan [2010-02-28 23:39:49 +0000 UTC]

@cyclipse you mean this
sonic: *fall off board*
jet: so your supposed to be that fastest thing alive? what a joke hahahha-
sonic: *runs past jet and pull out middle finger*
jet: *stares and amine sweatdrops*

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cyclipse95 In reply to Sonic-and-ShadowFan [2010-02-08 02:33:38 +0000 UTC]

They are true works of art

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Sonic-and-ShadowFan In reply to cyclipse95 [2010-02-08 02:35:25 +0000 UTC]

yeah!

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Wakeangel2001 In reply to cyclipse95 [2010-01-20 04:38:39 +0000 UTC]

yes, I'm aware of that one, I saw it before I drew this, but I did think of this joke before I saw it, though the Sonic X anime beat us both to the punch in it's first episode.

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cyclipse95 In reply to Wakeangel2001 [2010-01-20 22:07:16 +0000 UTC]

Ya, my friend and I LOLed when we saw that

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DCLeadboot [2010-01-11 17:33:49 +0000 UTC]

Sonic's better off running, anyway...

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Naxal710 [2010-01-11 16:56:44 +0000 UTC]

So amazing!

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SpadesArt [2010-01-10 19:33:17 +0000 UTC]

LOL Jet's been PWNED!!

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sonicfan40 [2010-01-10 19:20:32 +0000 UTC]

poor sport did jet forget that he was the one that had wave planed a bomb under Sonic's board. and when blew it up at the last leg of the race just before Sonic crossed the finish line. jet was being the poor sport not Sonic.

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Wakeangel2001 In reply to sonicfan40 [2010-01-11 02:28:39 +0000 UTC]

Wave put the bomb on his gear without telling Jet, I'm sure he would have objected to that because of his pride.

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sonicfan40 In reply to Wakeangel2001 [2010-01-11 02:42:46 +0000 UTC]

oh ya that's when tails showed Wave in the frost the gear. that Tails made for Sonic that is when she put bomb on Sonic's gear

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princessSEGA In reply to ??? [2010-01-10 15:15:32 +0000 UTC]

nice

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rodrithehedgehog In reply to ??? [2010-01-10 12:25:19 +0000 UTC]

XD! Jet is always too much convinced!

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Knux1610 In reply to ??? [2009-06-15 04:16:21 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, he was really slow in Riders.

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XReaperBlade In reply to ??? [2009-06-02 22:45:05 +0000 UTC]

...why didn't he just do that the entire game? (lolz)

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Teh-Lucario In reply to XReaperBlade [2009-07-02 18:58:07 +0000 UTC]

I think because the point was to ride, not run.

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TeamIceChaos In reply to ??? [2009-05-31 16:46:27 +0000 UTC]

Very good point, I prefer Zero Gravity more than the first, great crack-up! ^^

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Gazordenplatt [2009-05-28 21:34:49 +0000 UTC]

When's Sega going to realize that in Sonic R it was established that Sonic DOESN'T CARE FOR RACING!?!?!

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Wakeangel2001 In reply to Gazordenplatt [2009-05-29 03:38:51 +0000 UTC]

it seems to me that racing SHOULD be Sonic's favorite pastime, and besides, the two sonic riders games are pretty awesome.

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Gazordenplatt In reply to Wakeangel2001 [2009-05-29 03:47:36 +0000 UTC]

I'm still doubtful after the first game. Especially the Acceleration missions. I'm hesitant to buy the sequal, due to the control issues the first game had. It took a longer than usual to get the hang of it. Then again, surfing is not my forte.

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Wakeangel2001 In reply to Gazordenplatt [2009-05-29 05:31:51 +0000 UTC]

the controls for the second game are very different from the first game, though I admit, there is a bit of a learning curve, unlike Mario cart, which has very simple controls. Actually that's part of the reason why I like the riders games better, mastering the controls and pulling off stunts and stuff makes you feel really awesome.

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Gazordenplatt In reply to Wakeangel2001 [2010-03-30 22:06:49 +0000 UTC]

You're right. The controls have changed in the sequel. For the better. Yeesssssss.

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SilverZeo In reply to ??? [2009-05-28 03:22:30 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what Sonic prefers, his air-board or his car from Sonic R?

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Hedgey [2009-05-28 00:48:48 +0000 UTC]

Lol this is so true, I always wondered why Sonic was so slow when his board ran out of air! X3
Awesome comic! ^^

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SamuraiEchidna [2009-05-27 20:16:49 +0000 UTC]

It's been done before. Go check out the Sonic Shorts collections at Newgrounds. I forget which volume.

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Wakeangel2001 In reply to SamuraiEchidna [2009-05-28 05:30:03 +0000 UTC]

I know, but that was from the opening scene of the first Riders game, mine is in the middle of a race. Besides, its not like any given joke can only ever be told once. If you wanna get technical, then that short on newgrounds was recycling the joke from episode 1 of Sonic X.

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0k4m [2009-05-27 11:36:53 +0000 UTC]

lol

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GuardEzio [2009-05-27 11:07:21 +0000 UTC]

lol

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TriforceBoy [2009-05-27 10:11:06 +0000 UTC]

I actually prefer Mario Kart WAY more than Sonic Riders but this is still funny.

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H123G In reply to ??? [2009-05-27 05:10:48 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't agree with you more.

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