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Published: 2012-10-13 19:08:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 1268; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 6
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LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS AMAZING.Sorry. I'm trolling.
The story behind this is simple. Dot knows she should probably give Miguel a blow job but doesn't know how to and doesn't necessarily want to either. Essie is all "YOU NEED TO STOP THIS RIGHT NOW HERE IS A BANANA" and Dot's all "NO". Dot needs to listen to her sassy gay friend. :/ IT WORKED FOR JULIET.
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A GIRL HAS GOT TO REST HER FEET SOMETIMES YO.
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EXCEPT MAYBE blowjobs. XD Dot is not a very typical fangirl; she finds Essie mostly gross. XD Well, when Essie's with Peaches at least.
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Essie never ceases to amaze me
also, I am somewhat frightened to click on that link o.o
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Dont' be afraid. It's just a hilarious skit on YouTube. XD It has nothing to do with sucking bananas.
Essie tells it like it is, yo.
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I freaking LOVE Sassy Gay Friend soooooooo much. I like the Desdemona/Othello one. "Well, you know what? He's also ordered a pillow at Bed, Bath, & Beyond that's good for smothering!"
Essie is my inner sassy gay friend.
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CAN IT PATTY HERST. I'm not buying any Stockholm Syndrome today! It's obvious why it's a trope, cuz who WOULDN'T want a sassy gay friend? XD
GOOD. Now go suck on a banana. XD
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XD Sadly that is the best way to get used to it. Also don't forget to peel and practice teeth positioning. Rather observe the marks on a fruit than the pain on my lover. >.o
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DON'T FORGET ENTHUSIASM, DOT. She'd probably suck a banana like she was going to its funeral. She's generally awful at being sexy. XD
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