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WarriorNerdz66 — Dirk x reader x Jake
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Description Beeeeeep.

You looked down in curiosity at your phone as it vibrated, taking it out with a soft sigh. “Who could this possibly be?” You whispered, trying to sound interested.

You knew damn well who it was.

No other than Dirk Strider, probably pestering you about wanting to hang out with Jake and yourself. Of course you’d normally decline; who would want to three wheel? You like them both as friends, maybe more, but you knew there was something going on between them.

But as you read the text begging you to hang out with them, you just sighed again. If he wanted to hang out this badly with all three of you present, you may as well.

You texted Dirk a quick ‘whatever. I’ll be there in ten minutes,’ and got up to get dressed. You put on a red tank-top, black jeans, and slipped on (f/c) shoes. You hustled outside, jogging towards your friend’s apartment.

After ten minutes of jogging in the warm heat, you paused, air conditioning forgivingly hugging you as you entered the building. You ran both your hands through your (h/l) (h/c) and hopped into an elevator, pressing the ‘floor 12’ button and waited.

Cue horrible elevator music.

You tapped your feet impatiently as it stopped two or three times to let other’s on, until it finally stopped at your floor. You squeezed past a few people to walk down the long hall, stopping at a familiar door.

Sighing, you knocked on the door loudly, and then fell back on your heels to wait. The door swung open, a male just a few inches taller than you grinned. “Ah, hello ol’ chump!” Jake grinned. You smiled at the male, softly shoving past him to enter the room. “Hi, Jake.”

At the sound of your voice, Dirk looked up from the couch, waving. “Hey, (y/n).” You just scoffed at him, rolling your eyes. Dirk frowned at this, grabbing your waist with a strong arm to haul you onto the couch. “D-dirk!” You whined.

“No hello for me?” The Strider pretended to look hurt. “No! I could be at home in my bed watching Netflix right now. But instead I’m here because you begged me to.” You pouted, crossing your arms to look away from him.

Jake chuckled, moving your legs so he could sit next to his boyfriend. “Well, we just wanted to hang out is all.” Jake said. Dirk glanced at him and nodded, looking down at you with a smirk. “Yeah, just hang out.”

Oh. You knew that look.

“Dirk fucking Strider I swear if you even think about tickling me you’ll be dead.” You snarled. “Good thing I’m going to do it instead of think about it!” Dirk quickly started to tickle your sides, Jake holding your legs down with a smirk.

You immediately started to holler in laughter, trying to roll out of their grip. “Hahaha! D-D-Dirk! S-stoo…oop!” You whined, trying to control your fit of laughter. It wasn’t really working.

Tears were spilling from your eyes as you started to practically wheeze. “Oh no, looks like she needs CPR!” Jake gasped. You eyed them both, still laughing horribly loud, shaking your head. “D-Don’t e-e---even hahaa… think a-about hahahaha!” You were cut off as the tickling started up again.

Dirk chuckled, abruptly stopping his tickling to hold you down on his lap. You were trying your hardest to regain air, hyperventilating at this point. Suddenly, a pair of chapped lips met your own in an attempt for ‘cpr’.

You squealed in surprise, pushing the Strider away. Dirk laughed in a rough matter, giving Jake a thumps up. “Aw, no kiss for me, Strider?” Jake pouted. You rolled your eyes at them, ignoring the two as you turned on the tv. Dirk chuckled darkly.

“Oh  you’ll get more than a kiss, Jake.”
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Comments: 51

Deathnote9718468 [2015-06-18 16:49:54 +0000 UTC]

Yaoi just got real

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to Deathnote9718468 [2015-06-19 16:43:38 +0000 UTC]

ah hell yiss

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Deathnote9718468 In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2015-06-19 17:22:29 +0000 UTC]

X3

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Mintleaf13 [2015-06-01 05:56:59 +0000 UTC]

Is this a poly relationship?

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to Mintleaf13 [2015-06-02 02:41:32 +0000 UTC]

I never really thought into it, but yeah, I guess so : o

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kidface [2014-12-12 17:43:18 +0000 UTC]

   MOAR!     

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to kidface [2014-12-12 19:02:54 +0000 UTC]

I don't think I'll write anymore cx it was just a oneshot.

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kidface In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-12 22:53:42 +0000 UTC]

;u; nuuuuu! -sips tea- 

when dirk said you'll get more than a kiss. i thought he meant he was going to steal reader-chan from jake XD

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IceandLion121 In reply to kidface [2016-01-11 10:50:42 +0000 UTC]

... Did we just move from Dirk to France? O.O NO! DON'T ... ENGLAND, DON'T YOU DARE SIGN TH-. darn you tea-sipping bastardo. -.-0. We now have dear old Dirk dragging Jake. -.-0 this is just great. As long as Jake doesn't sign that contract, they won'- *just absconds* darn you France, of course you make him sign the so called 'calendar'. (I hope you get the Hetalia reference)
   

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to kidface [2014-12-12 23:06:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh gosh XD No, no. Not at all cx

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kidface In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-12 23:19:28 +0000 UTC]

haha

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DouglastheDragon01 [2014-12-06 02:40:31 +0000 UTC]

wat does dirk mean by 'more than a kiss'?

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to DouglastheDragon01 [2014-12-06 19:09:02 +0000 UTC]

They're in a relationship, so, ya'know. Relationship stuff.

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DouglastheDragon01 In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-07 02:27:41 +0000 UTC]

oh. OH!

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to DouglastheDragon01 [2014-12-07 17:05:26 +0000 UTC]

Yeah XD

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DouglastheDragon01 In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-14 18:13:50 +0000 UTC]

:/

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MidnaPlayer [2014-12-03 12:00:02 +0000 UTC]

*derpy giggling*

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to MidnaPlayer [2014-12-03 16:06:09 +0000 UTC]

;DD

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Vincebae [2014-12-01 22:15:41 +0000 UTC]

aHHH It's awesome! Thank you so much! >w<

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to Vincebae [2014-12-01 23:18:21 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome! ;u; But tyty

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JordanDonges [2014-12-01 20:26:14 +0000 UTC]

........ Dirk and jake are weird but awesome

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to JordanDonges [2014-12-01 20:30:24 +0000 UTC]

Ehehe yes they are cx

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JordanDonges In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-01 22:24:24 +0000 UTC]

i adore them so much stupid crushes on fake people

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to JordanDonges [2014-12-01 23:18:36 +0000 UTC]

I know ;-; Crushing on fake people is horrible

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JordanDonges In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-02 00:43:52 +0000 UTC]

the hold reason i read so many  X reader fanfictions is to fill the void in my heart left by years of heartbreak.....

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to JordanDonges [2014-12-02 11:56:33 +0000 UTC]

I pretty much do the same vov Also because they're very entertaining to read. 

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JordanDonges In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-03 00:46:59 +0000 UTC]

sigh i have fallin into a world of make believe no way out

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to JordanDonges [2014-12-03 00:49:59 +0000 UTC]

Yeah it sucks, but it's sort of rewarding. 

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JordanDonges In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-03 03:04:42 +0000 UTC]

I am going to tell you a little poem i wrote


touched by the fake brought into a world of dreaming.
open arms to this world it heals broken hearts and wounds
creatures live in this world some are human so are not
this world is a place of safety for those alone and bleeding
the creatures that live there will show you love kindness and a warm smile
though many say they are not real they very much are real.
they became real though our thoughts our dreams
we breath the air of this world wondering when we will be happy in ours
you wait for happiness but until if finds you this world will your home
this world will keep you safe,keep you happy,and keep you from being lonely
this is the world of imagination the beatuy takes hold of many. 
some never leave this place and become one with it
others find the way out and say goodbye to their lands of dreams
one day even if you find happiness you will return.
when you sleep when you breath when you remember remember your times there.
when you finally die and meet your end in this world they will be there with open arms
welcoming you home into your own dream land of imagination

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to JordanDonges [2014-12-03 16:07:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh god. I absolutely love that! It's so true and hmpff<3

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JordanDonges In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-03 16:09:00 +0000 UTC]

would you believe that i came up with that on the spot?

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to JordanDonges [2014-12-03 17:15:38 +0000 UTC]

Yes. XD You're very smart.

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JordanDonges In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-03 21:50:00 +0000 UTC]

aw you flatter me!
i get that alot cause the people reading my first fanfiction (its a markiplier x reader but then it changes into a multiending)
get shocked that it was my first fanfiction

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to JordanDonges [2014-12-03 22:03:19 +0000 UTC]

<33
Ooh right! I believe I read that one c: I really really love it

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JordanDonges In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-04 09:44:42 +0000 UTC]

ah thanks i am glad that my fanfiction can make people happy

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to JordanDonges [2014-12-04 15:12:23 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome vuv

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JordanDonges In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-04 16:39:06 +0000 UTC]

all de love
CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT~

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to JordanDonges [2014-12-04 17:37:06 +0000 UTC]

omg yes XD

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JordanDonges In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-05 01:13:28 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Shadamybelong [2014-12-01 20:10:06 +0000 UTC]

hnngfgggggggggtrust me , i thought i was gonna be a threesome .

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to Shadamybelong [2014-12-01 20:11:59 +0000 UTC]

It was going to be a threesome, but I got too lazy to write a lemon.

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Shadamybelong In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-01 20:12:57 +0000 UTC]

Just like i got with my gamzee lemon . but it got removed ;-;

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to Shadamybelong [2014-12-01 20:21:35 +0000 UTC]

They always remove certain lemons >:c 

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Shadamybelong In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-01 20:28:38 +0000 UTC]

want to pimp slap whoever reported my Deviation >:C

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to Shadamybelong [2014-12-01 20:30:48 +0000 UTC]

Or shank 'em ouo

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Shadamybelong In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-01 20:41:47 +0000 UTC]

Or just tell gamzee that they killed his faygo bushes on purpose .

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to Shadamybelong [2014-12-01 22:09:46 +0000 UTC]

Bahaha yes >

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Shadamybelong In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-01 22:16:44 +0000 UTC]

or just tell karkat that someone smashed up all of his romcoms XD

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WarriorNerdz66 In reply to Shadamybelong [2014-12-01 23:18:57 +0000 UTC]

True, true XD 

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Shadamybelong In reply to WarriorNerdz66 [2014-12-01 23:56:47 +0000 UTC]

XD Yeah ~

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