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Published: 2011-03-27 14:26:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 910; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 20
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Victims: Meiling, Remilia, Yukari, Marisa, MystiaRelated content
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Both: Mmm~ *Huggle*
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Minako: You know, Reimu, you are MUCH stronger than you think. You're the child of the second strongest physical fighter among the youkai. I think it's time we finished your hand-to-hand training.
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Koyomi: Be good, Lili.
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Lili: I really do want to see Reimu stop sucking.
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Kurisu: Alright, then. A Kokkyokoro shouldn't be known for being a weak CQC fighter. Just don't give her the full Nerima special. She's not quite ready for that, yet.
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Lili: Where would I even FIND a rape train? Of course I won't.
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Kurisu: ...I meant in terms of training. If I ever catch you LEADING a Hentai Horde you'll get a spanking that won't be soon forgotten.
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Lili: Well, I could have used Reimu's stalkers, but I won't.
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Kurisu: She's your sister, Lili. Your OLDER sister. At least attempt to pretend you respect her.
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Lili: Do I HAVE to?
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Kurisu: If you want her to improve, Lili, she needs to know you're not just doing this for fun. She's your family. Please treat her as such.
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Lili: Alright, alright.
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Reimu: Um... *hugs Lili*
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Lili: Now, let's get to your training.
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Lili: Heh, You didn't think you were good enough to touch me yet, did you? I spar with Casey and Ranma regularly.
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Kurisu: She's almost knocked me out before. Little stinker's got a mean hook.
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Lilina: And I'm getting better all the time.
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Kurisu: I need to get back in shape. I've been a bookkeeper way too long.
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LIli: Of course, I acquired my father's skill in magic, it seems.
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Kurisu: Or lack thereof. I can barely use healing magic, nevermind the offensive stuff like danmaku.
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Lilina: Pretty much what I meant. My spell capabilities are pretty much Master Spark and my train trick. Granted, I can get a lot of use out of those with my gaps, but it's still not much.
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Kurisu: You should be able to pick up healing spells like it's nothing, at least. I'm damn good with those.
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Lilina: Well, we'll see.
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Kurisu: Mm. *pets Lili and Reimu* Rest up, little Reirei.
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*Reimu falls asleep*
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Kurisu: We'll be moving the shrine to my front yard, assuming Mima consents.
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Kurisu: Good. Then the five of us can live as a happy family. *kisses Koyomi and Minako*
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Kurisu: Live with us. *hug*
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*Kurisu huggles Mima*
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Kurisu: Please? It would make me happy to have you near.
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Kurisu: Good... good~
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This blurs the line between surprising and scaring. Is Kogasa one or the other? In canon I mean, or is the translation ambiguous?
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No real harm comes to anyone, though some people don't appreciate the scare.
A scare IS a form of surprise, after all.
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Hasn't then been sane Flan before, though?
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This is just a general lulz set.
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Oh, right, I get that.
I'd probably counterattack the same way Lilina would, though, except less violently. (By less violently, I mean MORE violently, but less lethally, because I hate killing~)
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