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Published: 2012-05-06 23:08:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 1041; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 55
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Roy: ok, ok, here's another one that's WAY better! ..... knock knock!Draco: oh, HELL NO!
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oh Roy... you are so adorably blonde for someone with black hair. I just wanna huggle you!
Roy belongs to
Draco is mine, obviously
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Holy crap. This is so epic. XDDDD
That is so like Roy to gravitate towards the most grumpy, violent personality in the building.
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i find it funny that draco even sits next to this guy
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I figure the best excuse is "there weren't any other seats."
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Roy probably came in AFTER Draco. XD
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He just can't leave anyone well enough alone. >_>
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Lolol, this is the best! xD These guys need to get together more often.
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A guy goes into a bar with a giant chicken, orders a drink and paid with exact change.
The next day he goes into a bar with a giant chicken, orders a drink and paid with exact change.
The third day he goes into a bar with a giant chicken, orders a drink and paid with exact change.
The bartender noticed this and said, "I noticed that you came here three days in a row and did the same thing. Would you like to explain?"
The guy said, "I encountered a genie who granted me three wishes, my first wish was when I pay for something I come out with exact change."
The bartender said, "That is a very useful wish but, what is with the giant chicken?"
The guy said, "My second wish was to have a chick with great legs."
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daaaaayam. but really funny 
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...I might regret this but was the third wish?
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It was never mentioned so, I don't know. *gets slimed* ...I JUST TOOK A SHOWER... 
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Oh, Draco. Think of it as an exercise in patience.
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HAHAHA! Yesssssss! These two's interactions are the best!
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"Can this wait till AFTER I get drunk?" best comeback ever!
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an alternate version was "I'm too sober to deal with this crap!"
but this one was funnier
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and a bit more appropriate if you ask me.
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