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I hate people who don't know how to swear. Like today, one of my friends walks up to me. We're talkin', and somehow something came up and he says "bitch ho." I look at him, and don't say anything. He looks at me funny, and asks me, "Why the fuck are you looking fucking at me like that?"
I said, "There you go again."
"Fuck dude, what are you fuckin' talking about?"
"Dude, shut up. You suck at swearing. Okay? Swearing is an art. It's not something you just fuckin' throw around. I said what, one swear word in what, 5 sentences? And I didn't sound like an ass doing it. Learn how to swear, or don't swear at all."

See, a lot of people are like that. And they piss me off. They don't know what they're doing. I'm sitting on the bus the other day, reading "The Lost World," when I hear some stupid sixth grader go, "Fuck you, you fucking mother fucking fucker." I couldn't help laughing. The kid asked me why "the fuck" I was laughing, but I just shook my head and went back to reading my book.

If you just listen to what people say, you'll see what I mean. If you have Counter-Strike, Halo, or any other online game, you'll see what I mean. Especially with little kids. They'll use swear words to make themselves look older, because they think that adults swear alot. But they don't. "Hey, how old are you?"
"Fucking 17 bitch whore."
"You're eleven, aren't you?"
"Well... fuck you."

Swearing is an art most people don't understand. It takes practice. It is just as hard as any other form of art, and a lot of people don't get that. They say, "Oh, they're just words. I can throw them together and it will fucking sound just damn fine." And they end up sounding like retards. Its like all other words. You can't just throw them together and expect them to make coherent sentences. You can't just throw swear words together and expect them to mean anything. Please, if you're going to swear, learn how to swear first. Don't swear in excess, put the words in at the proper places, and most important, don't swear just because you think it makes you sound older. It doesn't. It just makes you sound like a jackass.

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I hate people who don't know how to swear. Like today, one of my friends walks up to me. We're talkin', and somehow something came up and he says "bitch ho." I look at him, and don't say anything. He looks at me funny, and asks me, "Why the fuck are you looking fucking at me like that?"
I said, "There you go again."
"Fuck dude, what are you fuckin' talking about?"
"Dude, shut up. You suck at swearing. Okay? Swearing is an art. It's not something you just fuckin' throw around. I said what, one swear word in what, 5 sentences? And I didn't sound like an ass doing it. Learn how to swear, or don't swear at all."

See, a lot of people are like that. And they piss me off. They don't know what they're doing. I'm sitting on the bus the other day, reading "The Lost World," when I hear some stupid sixth grader go, "Fuck you, you fucking mother fucking fucker." I couldn't help laughing. The kid asked me why "the fuck" I was laughing, but I just shook my head and went back to reading my book.

If you just listen to what people say, you'll see what I mean. If you have Counter-Strike, Halo, or any other online game, you'll see what I mean. Especially with little kids. They'll use swear words to make themselves look older, because they think that adults swear alot. But they don't. "Hey, how old are you?"
"Fucking 17 bitch whore."
"You're eleven, aren't you?"
"Well... fuck you."

Swearing is an art most people don't understand. It takes practice. It is just as hard as any other form of art, and a lot of people don't get that. They say, "Oh, they're just words. I can throw them together and it will fucking sound just damn fine." And they end up sounding like retards. Its like all other words. You can't just throw them together and expect them to make coherent sentences. You can't just throw swear words together and expect them to mean anything. Please, if you're going to swear, learn how to swear first. Don't swear in excess, put the words in at the proper places, and most important, don't swear just because you think it makes you sound older. It doesn't. It just makes you sound like a jackass.