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Entry 2: Ash and Smoke

There is a god! Listen to this! Later today all of 'Pallet Town's' Pokemon Trainers arrived at the lab. Apparently they could choose out of three Pokemon: Bulbasuar, Charmander or Squirtle, but this did present a slight problem. There are more than three trainers in Pallet Town. Maybe if Oak spent less time watching me and more time counting the trainers in this town then maybe he would have known that!

Anyways, this geezer called Ash Ketchum arrived…late. Veeeeery clever huh? Has he never heard of an alarm clock! So of course there were no Pokemon left, except for me that is. So Oak grudgingly handed me over to him as his first Pokemon. Not before I shocked him though. So after the introductions he wanted to show me off the neighborhood and why wouldn't he? I'm such a handsome devil! Outside we met his mother (she's kind of cute for a human that is). Turns out Ash is a real Mummy's boy, can't say I'm surprised. She was parading his underwear around for all to see. Very funny yet also very disturbing at the same time and something I hope that with time and therapy I'll forget.

He's quite an ambitious fellow though, Ash I mean. He has dreams of becoming a Pokemon trainer no wait scratch that, he has dreams of becoming the worlds greatest Pokemon Trainer. Yeah right! Well all's I can say on the on the matter is good luck to him and it's going to be a long journey. Especially if he doesn't even know why I don't like Pokeballs. When he threw one at my head and it bounced off my skull his dim, mother thought we were playing catch – as if! And then, just to add insult to injury' she said I was a little weird! Me weird! Well of course I wasn't going to stand for that, no way. Yep they all got what they deserved…a good shock sandwich! I love the smell of burning in the morning. Smells of victory!

Although maybe I shouldn't have been so ambitious myself. I just landed my self tied up and bored. He bought rubber gloves with him. Thanks once again to Professor Oak, can't he go study a tree or something. If he's lucky he might find a Caterpie. But my stubbornness prevailed. He didn't want to drag me, wuss, but what's even mushier is that he actually tried reasoning with me. Well I think he was – to be honest I wasn't really listening.

Thank the heavens for the Pidgy that came along and distracted him. Even that had its drawbacks though he expected me to battle, me Pika! So I ran off and got myself a good seat for the 'Ash is a dumbass' show. This proved to be quite entertaining. First he tried to catch that Pidgy by lobbing his Pokeball at it, sigh. Then he tried the stealth approach but that didn't work either, in fact I don't think I've seen a human fly so far. But both of these were no where near as funny as Ash getting his food stolen by a Rattata and just to top the moment off his own Pokedex implied that he was stupid! I was rolling around with laughter; you really should have been there! I've got tears in my eyes just thinking about it.

I think I might just stick with this Ash guy. He could be good for a laugh, plus I can't complain about the free food. Yep at the moment as I sit here with a stolen pen and pad (take that Perv-essor) I'm thinking life is pretty sweet.

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Entry 2: Ash and Smoke

There is a god! Listen to this! Later today all of 'Pallet Town's' Pokemon Trainers arrived at the lab. Apparently they could choose out of three Pokemon: Bulbasuar, Charmander or Squirtle, but this did present a slight problem. There are more than three trainers in Pallet Town. Maybe if Oak spent less time watching me and more time counting the trainers in this town then maybe he would have known that!

Anyways, this geezer called Ash Ketchum arrived…late. Veeeeery clever huh? Has he never heard of an alarm clock! So of course there were no Pokemon left, except for me that is. So Oak grudgingly handed me over to him as his first Pokemon. Not before I shocked him though. So after the introductions he wanted to show me off the neighborhood and why wouldn't he? I'm such a handsome devil! Outside we met his mother (she's kind of cute for a human that is). Turns out Ash is a real Mummy's boy, can't say I'm surprised. She was parading his underwear around for all to see. Very funny yet also very disturbing at the same time and something I hope that with time and therapy I'll forget.

He's quite an ambitious fellow though, Ash I mean. He has dreams of becoming a Pokemon trainer no wait scratch that, he has dreams of becoming the worlds greatest Pokemon Trainer. Yeah right! Well all's I can say on the on the matter is good luck to him and it's going to be a long journey. Especially if he doesn't even know why I don't like Pokeballs. When he threw one at my head and it bounced off my skull his dim, mother thought we were playing catch – as if! And then, just to add insult to injury' she said I was a little weird! Me weird! Well of course I wasn't going to stand for that, no way. Yep they all got what they deserved…a good shock sandwich! I love the smell of burning in the morning. Smells of victory!

Although maybe I shouldn't have been so ambitious myself. I just landed my self tied up and bored. He bought rubber gloves with him. Thanks once again to Professor Oak, can't he go study a tree or something. If he's lucky he might find a Caterpie. But my stubbornness prevailed. He didn't want to drag me, wuss, but what's even mushier is that he actually tried reasoning with me. Well I think he was – to be honest I wasn't really listening.

Thank the heavens for the Pidgy that came along and distracted him. Even that had its drawbacks though he expected me to battle, me Pika! So I ran off and got myself a good seat for the 'Ash is a dumbass' show. This proved to be quite entertaining. First he tried to catch that Pidgy by lobbing his Pokeball at it, sigh. Then he tried the stealth approach but that didn't work either, in fact I don't think I've seen a human fly so far. But both of these were no where near as funny as Ash getting his food stolen by a Rattata and just to top the moment off his own Pokedex implied that he was stupid! I was rolling around with laughter; you really should have been there! I've got tears in my eyes just thinking about it.

I think I might just stick with this Ash guy. He could be good for a laugh, plus I can't complain about the free food. Yep at the moment as I sit here with a stolen pen and pad (take that Perv-essor) I'm thinking life is pretty sweet.