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Published: 2010-05-03 13:55:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 2043; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 24
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Maybe it's just my twisted humor but when finding out what a crappy time =Deathcomes4u was having I decided to figure out something that might cheer her up.
This is for you Death, hope your luck gets betterPLOT/Punchline/Spoiler if you want to translate the text yourself
Behold the Washington Monument, Sideswipe beheld it and only one thought ran through his perverted processor. 'Unicrons Missing Spike' which he tagged onto the monument with the help of his twin. Now to pray to Primus that Prowl doesn't figure out it was them.
Later, between fits of giggles on the Ark someone translates to Spike what the message says. Naively Spike asks why Unicron would miss him.
In my mind no one has told Spike his name is actually the name of... you know
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wtf are they thinking of-thinks O\\\\^\\\\O- never mined
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That's Great! I laughed so hard my mom asked if i was okay. I really never noticed that about Spike.
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At first I found the pic to be giggle worthy........then I read the punchline *has fallen of her chair laughing* bad bad bad bad bad! lol. I can surely picture the reations of not only the autobots, but also the decepticons! It must have been a quiet week, battle wide, after that! *snickers* poor little Spike W. The jokes will probly never end! *evil grins*
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LOL, no kidding. As soon as one of the decepticons manages to decipher Sideswipe's penbotship that is.
(Sorry took so long to respond I was away for awhile)
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I can just picture it all, from Sideswipe seeing the monument for the first time and the eureka moment, to him wheedling aid out of Sunstreaker, to the telecast of the their work, to Spike's confused expression, to the twins (and most everyone else no doubt) having hysterics on the floor while poor Bee has to explain... but doesn't because there is no way he's going to be the one to tell Spike what his name means.
Ah that's a fic i wouldn't mind reading.
But seriously... you are my HERO! *is still chuckling*
~Myst
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Sunstreaker probably is looking at the monument and telling Sideswipe how sloppy his penmechship has gotten.
Iβm very glad you like it. The picture was a success cause it was meant to make people giggle. β¦and corrupt the minds of viewers to never be able to look at the Washington Monument the same way.
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*laughing so hard shes squeaking and gives a thumbs up*
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i guess 'Spike' would be like the name 'Dick' now?
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Ack! You used the d name 
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hehe i will still laugh harder when thay use Sparkle in stead of Spike for the young human of bees.
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Sideswipe you fraggin perv!
oh god, that is SO sideswipe.
of course prowl would suspect it was them, no other autobot is stupid/crazy/fiendish enough to attempt such a stunt!
oh boy, poor spike. he's probably going to ask Bee, and poor bee has to explain or at least carefully evade the answer.
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SKYWARP! *Skywarp ponts at Sideswipe* That Fragger Made Me Do It!
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Teletraan brings up the image of the Washington monument onto the main screen.
Most of the Autobots: ...
Rest of autobots: ...
Humans:
Spike: Hey Bee... I don't get it. Why would Unicron miss me?
Sideswipe practically dying with laughter on floor.
Bee trying to not laugh:Umm, well no bot wants to lose a spike.
Cliffjumper falls over laughing
Spike: Wait, you said 'a spike'. What's going on? Bee!?
I wonder what Sideswipe and Sunstreaker's defense will be. I can so see them trying to make a sneaky escape and Prowl blocking the exit, arms crossed and foot tapping.
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oh primus, but how will they explain this to the suits back at the white house?
i'm pretty sure there'll be people there who would NOT be amused at alien graffiti on a historical monument, ESPECIALLY if they ever find out what it means and the context of it all.
(of course there'll probably be people who'd lobby that the graffiti stays and theorize that it must be some sort of meaningful symbol to life the universe and everything)
XDD i can SO see prowl doing that, unamused scowl on his faceplate and all, like some sort of robotic nanny to misbehaving kids.
whatever the twins' excuse is, it's probably going to be gold.
silly spike, ignorance is bliss, although i'm pretty sure bots are going to snicker whenever they hear his name.
(i wonder if the twins laughed when they first heard spike's name? XD )
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Optimus: Well Mr President we do appoligize but it seems it was the Decepticons again. They used a cerebral chip on two of out autobots to try and put strain between the human Autobot alliance. But my chief security officer has assured me heβs taking care of it.
Sideswipe: This is INHUMANE! Prowl you afthead! This isnβt fair.
Sunstreaker: Muzzle up Sides. I am going to kill you if you ever drag me into one of your βperfect pranksβ again.
Prowl watching as Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are being forced to clean the monument whilst wearing serving maid dresses tailored by a rather eager Preceptor. (Donβt know why but I often think Preceptor would like sewing as a hobby.)
And as for your question, yes, yes the twins nearly died that day from laughing. Any new bot to the ark has to giggle, I canβt imagine otherwise. I mean think if the situation was reversed and you were introduced to a boy namedβ¦ wellβ¦ you know
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hehe, smooth damage control there Prime. i guess that's why Prime's the prime
(and something tells me that this has happened far too many times in the past, poor optimus
whoah! evil prowl is EVIL! *cackles at the maid outfits*
you know cliffjumper and ironhide would SO make fun of them.
they'd NEVER let it go! XD
hehe, the sewing is probably for scientific purposes, and we do not question science!
(although i do wonder if perceptor takes requests, as i can imagine a certain minibot looking absolutely lovely in a maid outfit! 
honestly i have no idea how the name Dick can be short for Richard. nor Bill for William.
English be a strange strange language sometimes...
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Questioning science (especially when science demands bots be dressed up as maids) must never be allowed.
Maybe I will try to draw Bee in a french maid outfit but so many pictures to finish...
Bee: (looking at the dress to Preceptor and Mirage) So why is it critical to science and the lives of all autobots I wear this?
Preceptor: Science must never be questioned.
Mirage: You are a moral officer as well as a spy. Dressing up now and than encourages a good healthy and active environment.
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XD oh bee would look so adorable with an unsure look on his face while wearing the outfit
and you know that if it's to help others, he'd eventually do it.
and just for kicks, i'd like to see someone make cliffjumper wear a maid outfit.
he'd be so adorable being all pissy and full of rage in his little outfit while bee would try to calm him down.
*sighs happily at the mental image of both bee and cliffjumper in maid outfits*
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No CJ but I got a pretty cute Bee in maid picture in the works
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HAHAHAHAHAHA oh man i laughed so hard when you sent me that idea 
effing GENIOUS man
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Hotmail can be finicky but I'm just happy you like it! You know I over worry, most of me was thinking 'coarse she'll like this' tiny part of me 'but what if she doesn't?'
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