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welsh-witch — why I hate the college systems
Published: 2006-03-16 12:02:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 34; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 9
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last year the college installed this...programme - it opens whenever a student logs in and it's suppsoed to be full of things I could use...the only problem is I can't turn it off and I can't close or hide it, it's freaking annoying!
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*Flox shows off his teeth* razor sharp ^_^
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Ee, pointy. Reminds me of the Empress's grin.
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There's a good reason why Catriona doesn't do big, broad smiles.
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Yeah, pretty much. It's all those long and pointy cat-teeth.
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Yeah, they're scary. Good for ginning at unruly diplomats with.
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Elves and humans and other non-carnivore based species tend to get put rapidly in their place by looking at a set of killer teeth like hers. They're pointy...
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I see...Flox doesn't really use his teeth for menace...except for killing the odd rat or (if he's very hungry and out of Wildy's sight) rabbit - he won't eat sentient creatures though (that's why there's the rule "no eating, or trying to eat, the visitors no matter how tasty looking they are" - speaks of a few close shaves in the early years, huh?)
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He is a panther... I agree, no eating the guests is a good rule. Especially with people like Wurtle around.
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Kathros has him well trained...though there's nothing like having a big kitty around to make people show a little respect (even if Flox does act more like a house cat kitten than a proper panther most of the time)
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I think she needs Flox around with Gwen living in the village.
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Kathros: he's a life saver...growls every time she starts into me...part of the reason he has to be on a leash when he comes into the village
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*Pets Flox* Good kitty
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Flox: *purrs* this one is nice
Kathros: she's very nice...and no threatening the elves here
Flox: Elfy things?....ugh...too perfumey!
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It's not perfume! -it's six gallons of conditioner per elf!
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Flox: all smells like perfume to me...too artificially flowery...*sneezes as a legolas wanders into the room*
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It's not like they'll compromise on hair products! I can't even negotiate the issue!
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Flox:...you can't give them something to make their hair pretty but doesn't have a scent? How about something more herbally than flowery?
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*Carolin gets carried off by angry elves*
Li-go-las: Elfs like flowers.
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Flox: it's only a thought...you can put the carolin down
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Li-Go-Las: I no hold Carolin.
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Flox:....what're the elfy things going to do?
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Li-Go-Las: I really know not. Probably take her 'cello and refuse to give it back until she give in to flowery shampoo.
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Flox: she's not taken the flowery shampoo away, just discussing alternatives with me
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Li-Go-Las: Then I truly know not what fate awaits the Carolin
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Flox:......*loudly* maybe flowers are not so bad?.....What about Rosemary scented shampoo? flowery but not over powering?
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Li-Go-Las: Sounds good to me. But what sounds bad is the silence. Where have they taken the Carolin?
*They are interrupted by a brief scream outside, and then a distant explosion, and then a scream that seems to be travelling upwards outside the window at high velocity, and then a knock at the door.*
Li-Go-Las: Holy dragon! What that?
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*falls through the door* hello Floz and Le-g-las... I'm a kettle! *passes out*
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Flox: *somehow manages to open the door with his teeth*
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*falls through the door* hello Floz and Le-g-las... I'm a kettle! *passes out*
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Flox: *nuzzles*...she needs sleep?
Kate: *helps Carolin up and drags her over to a sofa*
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*sleeps, sleeps and sleeps more, dreaming of elves and no-longer-dead composers*
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*starts playing the dead composers song*
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A song by dead composers, or about dead composers. Is this the Monty Python one by any chance? 'Decomposing Composers'?
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"You can still hear Beethoven, but Beethoven can not hear you" ~ well, he couldn't do that when alive either, poor, tortured soul he was. I can conceive of no more excruciating torture to exact upon a musician than to rob them of hearing music.
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*Also pats Beethoven* He had a really tortured life, poor dude. He was beaten into playing the piano, literally, he had no friends as a child, was bullied and all his love affairs ended in disaster. *Huggles Beethoven*
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*huggles Beethoven* poor baby...hey, he'll get more leisure time with us ^_^
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how about we let him play with the hobbit kitties for a few hours every day?
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Sounds good to me! And the hobbit-kitties (bunnies and squirrel) will like it!
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*claps her hands happily* goody, i'll sort it out with them ^_^
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Kate: *whistles* kitties! bunnies! squirrels! front and centre downstairs please!
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*Beethoven looks actually a bit scared as the mis-matched collection of assorted hobbit-creatures line up in front of him. Apparently, someone tipped Merry off to who the esteemed guest is, because he has his precious triangle.*
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boys...you are all here? *counts* yes all here, right, you know who Beethoven is?
Merry: a famous conductor!
Kate: right...right...and what we want you to do is play with him for a little bit every day
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