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"Can I keep him?? Please? See, his claws are only six inches long and borderline razor-sharp. That's not even ten inches! He's only got about four hundred more pounds and maybe a foot or two in height to go before he's full grown. C'mon, mom. Lookit himmmm.... He can break a moose's neck with a swipe of his paw, but he doesn't know his own strength, that's all. He'll sleep on my bed and EVERYTHING."Yeah. They probably should keep me away from Alaska.
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Comments: 11
BoHoR [2005-04-18 00:53:19 +0000 UTC]
Well, to be a pet isn't so bad when you're happy, and that bear looks very happy. I can't doubt you would be a lovely owner
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birdzilla [2004-07-22 18:41:03 +0000 UTC]
*snickers* I should've asked you to pick me up a souvenir like that....
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wembly In reply to birdzilla [2004-07-24 04:30:33 +0000 UTC]
yes, well. he eats a good deal. XD *hearts a big bear wif claws*
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ClimbingUpWalls [2004-07-14 03:44:42 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha! That's really cute and funny! I love it!
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ginnyhaha [2004-07-13 17:04:20 +0000 UTC]
lol, that's cute You could feed him on noisy neighbourhood animals
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wembly In reply to ginnyhaha [2004-07-13 17:08:18 +0000 UTC]
yes....yes I could. but I think he'd probably do fine on a diet of um..pancakes. and stuff. XD
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ginnyhaha In reply to wembly [2004-07-13 17:13:33 +0000 UTC]
Well, you're the animal expert, but don't bears need meat to survive?
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wembly In reply to ginnyhaha [2004-07-13 17:15:43 +0000 UTC]
well yes. but he could probably have hamburgers. the neighbors might get suspicious. and I can hardly blame the canary.
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ginnyhaha In reply to wembly [2004-07-14 09:23:56 +0000 UTC]
Yeaah, I guess so. I guess the people at the shop would just think that you are super-hungry.
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