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pew-machine In reply to Phil-McDonald [2011-06-24 07:02:54 +0000 UTC]

haha

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Phil-McDonald In reply to pew-machine [2011-06-24 09:15:37 +0000 UTC]

LOL, I'm sorry but it HAD to be said
...no way in hell would the King let
HIS babes be touched by anyone else but HIM!!

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pew-machine In reply to Phil-McDonald [2011-06-24 20:58:35 +0000 UTC]

Duke wouldn't be jealous, come on! he's DUKE!

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Phil-McDonald In reply to pew-machine [2011-06-25 11:18:39 +0000 UTC]

Are ye sure about that?

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pew-machine In reply to Phil-McDonald [2011-06-25 17:26:15 +0000 UTC]

I dunno :3

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Phil-McDonald In reply to pew-machine [2011-06-25 18:01:03 +0000 UTC]

My point exactly...NOBODY touches OR fucks
with Duke's chick...& lives!!

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pew-machine In reply to Phil-McDonald [2011-06-25 18:39:30 +0000 UTC]

I hope you aren't taking this seriously

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Phil-McDonald In reply to pew-machine [2011-06-25 18:52:24 +0000 UTC]

Nope...but there's harm in
havin' a little fun or stating the facts,
now is there?

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pew-machine In reply to Phil-McDonald [2011-06-25 19:01:35 +0000 UTC]

well Duke would be a huge ass if he's bitching about his chicks being on other hands

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Dalek1965 In reply to Phil-McDonald [2011-06-24 13:54:00 +0000 UTC]

Just ask the aliens.

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Phil-McDonald In reply to Dalek1965 [2011-06-24 13:59:59 +0000 UTC]

are you kidding?

Duke's still pissed with
them for screwing with his chicks
& drinking all hi beer too!

what next? drive his Mighty Foot monster truck
into the Grand Canyon & blow it up?

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Dalek1965 In reply to Phil-McDonald [2011-06-24 14:07:01 +0000 UTC]

That's what I meant. You wanna see what happens when you mess with Duke's chicks, just take a look at the aliens.

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Phil-McDonald In reply to Dalek1965 [2011-06-24 14:38:05 +0000 UTC]

I already did...on EVERY Duke Nukem game!
from Duke 3D to Forever!! Those alien bastards
never stood a chance against the king, nor did
their leader: the Cycloid emperor!!

If anything, Duke should the one running for President
...& I hope to god in the next game, he already is
the new US President & the action takes place in Washington DC!!

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Dalek1965 In reply to Phil-McDonald [2011-06-25 01:24:34 +0000 UTC]

They already had a "Duke It Out in DC" expansion pack for DN3D. It involved Duke fighting to save the President.

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Phil-McDonald In reply to Dalek1965 [2011-06-25 11:20:56 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but they show make a similar one
for DNF...one where Duke IS the President
& the aliens storm the white house, leading up
to the Capitol building...& finally, the Pentagon!

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