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Description Yes, Artix is a dummy. But we love him so.

I thought of this one day, and I could NOT get it out of my head. It was just too frikken funny - because that's Artix for you

He does have the tendency to run headlong into battle with the undead without planning. Nor is he very good at resisting the urge to slay evil.
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Comments: 123

ToaDJacara [2015-12-31 00:05:53 +0000 UTC]

LOL XD

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seithsnipper [2015-09-01 19:19:25 +0000 UTC]

who needs plans when you got the power of the light and heal potions?

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seithsnipper [2015-06-01 19:28:18 +0000 UTC]

warlic, dont take warlic, take the hero: at least, the hero is more cautius (perhaps they made the same bad jokes)

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KumaCheckers [2014-04-19 12:38:15 +0000 UTC]

Yippee-ki-yay.

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Kalisty-MeMzic [2014-04-05 18:44:14 +0000 UTC]

I approve^^

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VioletFlare [2014-03-21 22:56:14 +0000 UTC]

Exactly what my Warrior would do!

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aphftwb-tches [2013-10-11 22:03:46 +0000 UTC]

THIS WAS ALL TOO PERFECT!!!!  I BOW TO YOU, MASTER. 

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whaddevah In reply to aphftwb-tches [2013-10-11 23:05:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh, no need to bow, aphftwb. G-Get up.
~Rise, my child. And giveth me instead, $7.50 with which to buy some buffalo chicken tenders.

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aphftwb-tches In reply to whaddevah [2013-10-12 00:26:28 +0000 UTC]

*buys them for you and hands you another 10$*

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whaddevah In reply to aphftwb-tches [2013-10-12 23:50:03 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! Thou art a good minion

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aphftwb-tches In reply to whaddevah [2013-10-13 02:34:39 +0000 UTC]

I try

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Twilit-Imp [2013-09-26 21:27:29 +0000 UTC]

I love it whenever the battle cry is "Leeeeroy Jenkins!" XD

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OoOoOoOmnaOoOoOoO [2013-06-04 04:28:59 +0000 UTC]

lol artix

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nikolaj1998 [2013-03-23 19:38:54 +0000 UTC]

that's artix for ya

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Dewani90 [2013-02-17 20:52:52 +0000 UTC]

when a friend of mine does this i just let him die, i would rezz him later when the cries of "revive" become unbearable

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LinkinParkIridescent [2013-01-16 13:33:27 +0000 UTC]

i'm saying this now

artix would do that FOR SURE

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TheUndecidedArtist In reply to LinkinParkIridescent [2014-04-15 22:47:41 +0000 UTC]

I concur

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Karia324 [2012-11-10 01:33:51 +0000 UTC]

CLASSIC!

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maevemaelstrom [2012-08-06 23:46:22 +0000 UTC]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

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TheBlackNova [2012-05-01 01:08:24 +0000 UTC]

Poor Artix. 'least he has chicken.

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SailorKasterborous [2011-12-11 16:14:58 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, he really is, but it's mainly because of that whole delicious curse thing he got when he was a kid.

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the-designist [2011-11-04 05:02:47 +0000 UTC]

i was actually expecting Cysero being the one screwing plans up. or coming up with a completely ridiculous alternative that actually works.

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dancingsnowangels [2011-07-29 18:44:02 +0000 UTC]

Wow, I would have never thought that Artix would do something like that. Well it looks like I was proved wrong.

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dewpup09 [2011-07-08 04:48:59 +0000 UTC]

lol, cute.
heheh, we know he can be a dunce, but that just makes him all the more loveable!!! (^_^)

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asmodiasias [2011-06-02 21:03:57 +0000 UTC]

so true...this is what he does every time there is a major undead entity or an undead army...

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MaidenMarvel [2011-05-26 05:30:29 +0000 UTC]

Classic Artix. You just can't help but love him. And why isn't Cysero acting insane or at least slightly insane.

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whaddevah In reply to MaidenMarvel [2011-05-27 03:49:31 +0000 UTC]

Because Artix beat him to it.

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RobertKayborn [2011-05-23 19:18:43 +0000 UTC]

Lol, That is exactly like Artix!

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blackphoenix64 [2011-05-23 00:38:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh, wow. That really is so Artix.

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nisnast [2011-05-19 21:25:13 +0000 UTC]

Artix you bastard,you made me late for 7 days before i can finally become a Death Knight(Danm Gate Kepper)

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Regwald [2011-04-27 03:15:40 +0000 UTC]

a little thing like deaths not going to stop him, give him time, he'll be back

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KnightOfTheEarth [2011-04-05 15:30:40 +0000 UTC]

yup, remember the gate keeper?

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wyndaeru [2011-03-07 04:36:15 +0000 UTC]

Lol, yes! Go Artix!

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Miri-Chan1234 [2011-02-23 22:58:27 +0000 UTC]

Artix WOULD do that...

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artsyfartsy1998 [2011-01-30 20:23:09 +0000 UTC]

But Artix is just sort of STUPID. They should've gotten Tomix! He rocks my socks off!

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CoffeeBirdy [2010-12-26 22:31:36 +0000 UTC]

BWAAHAHAHAAA!!
i nearly died of laughter!!!!

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DrTripwire [2010-12-09 02:23:40 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what Artix crashed into....

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whaddevah In reply to DrTripwire [2010-12-09 04:21:58 +0000 UTC]

A horde of monsters, who immediately proceeded to smash him

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DrTripwire In reply to whaddevah [2010-12-09 17:04:14 +0000 UTC]

Awww, poor, stupid, Artix! We love him so....

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CoffeeBirdy [2010-12-06 23:09:50 +0000 UTC]

I love cysero! i guess when i meet artix i will adore him. where can i find him?

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wulfpup12 In reply to CoffeeBirdy [2010-12-07 02:21:09 +0000 UTC]

he's in Amityvale... or Doomwood... whichever you prefer

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CoffeeBirdy In reply to wulfpup12 [2010-12-07 20:41:00 +0000 UTC]

Ah! Thanks alot!!!
i havent had a chance to go down there yet~
/aka too busy fishing/


Cool!

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Bthakilla4rilla [2010-08-25 00:03:22 +0000 UTC]

UBER LOL!!! Cysero and Artix are my all-time faves.

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UNUsername [2010-08-06 20:57:50 +0000 UTC]

LEEERRROOOOYYYY JENKINS! XD I thought Cysero was the dummy. But I'm not going to argue with something that really made my day.

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Thiefswipe [2010-08-06 06:06:28 +0000 UTC]

Were you there for the christmas special? That was pure gold. XD Exorsizing the ghosts of frostval's P, P, & F.

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Bradakah [2010-06-06 20:48:28 +0000 UTC]

Damn that fits evry personality of them perfectly ^_^ Although Cysero being helpful was a bit.... wierd x3

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whaddevah In reply to Bradakah [2010-06-07 14:23:47 +0000 UTC]

Nah, he's usually a pretty helpful guy. Just he has his own awkward way of going about it. All that's missing is a radioactive green sock and we're good!

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Bradakah In reply to whaddevah [2010-06-07 15:16:25 +0000 UTC]

Yeah you pretty much covered it all x3

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Ichiyama22 [2010-06-03 23:31:20 +0000 UTC]

Artix is not a dummy, he just has an unhealthy obsession with slaying undead.

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EonOrteaShadowmaster In reply to Ichiyama22 [2010-09-09 14:51:48 +0000 UTC]

It's only unhealthy for the undead.

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