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Published: 2008-11-22 02:47:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 15736; Favourites: 121; Downloads: 3342
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Yes, Artix is a dummy. But we love him so.I thought of this one day, and I could NOT get it out of my head. It was just too frikken funny - because that's Artix for you
He does have the tendency to run headlong into battle with the undead without planning. Nor is he very good at resisting the urge to slay evil.
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"Hey, Cysero, think you can give me a quick number crunch?"
"Yeah... let me see... I'm coming up withhhhh... 3. left sock. Repeating, of course."
"Well, that's better than we usually do, so--"
"LET'S DO THIS, ARTIIIIIIXXXX VON KRIEGER!"
...I spend too much time on the internet xD.
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Well, he does have the shiny armor, so I could give him a chance and laugh the entire thing off.
Love it! This is so frikking funny!!
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Uh, Cysero is the one who would run in screaming like an idiot. Unless they were undead.
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Why not at all. Cysero would have an overly complicated plan involving hamsters and cheese and somehow it would work out to his advantage.
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i loved frostval 2006 when he exorcised Past Present an Future
Past: I AM WHISPERING!!!
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We love Artix for a reason!
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Seriously. You can't even say the word "undead" around this-
Artix: UNDEAD?! WHERE?! *slashes axe randomly*
Ayup. :sweatdrop:
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I was on a paladin mission one time, and all I had to do was talk to this guard and when he was about to let me through, artix goes nuts and attacks him, and then I have to fight these three guys with like 800 hp each, let me tell you I was kind of pissed off at him right then.
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Yeah, I remember that mission. I tried my best to kill him then and there. -_-
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"The Gatekeeper", hm? Not one of my favorite quests, either.
Artix makes up for (occasional) battle-stupidity with his hotness. That's why we tolerate (and adore!) him.
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XD Oh man. That's rough. I've got to ask my sister if that happened to her. She plays DF too.
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Oh man, I remember. After that I made a point not to bring Artix along with me undercover. I chose Cysero instead.
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Good. That way instead of randomly slain evil, things will just blow up instead. :3
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Exactly! And nitroglycerin sponges are abundant too. You have no idea how handy those things are!
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ah yes, I remember that mission. it's a good thing you can't really control you're character, cuz Artix woulda earned himself a good ol' punt into next century.
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Artix has earned himself many many punts. I am just unable to give them xD. Atric just has an unhealthy obcession with the dead.
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they should have a "Punt Artix" event or something... I bet it'd be really popular
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Sounds almost as great as the game where we get to punt around Twilly for cake!
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... rofl.... I am eternally ashamed of myself... LEROY JENKINS!!
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Rolling on the laughing floor?
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Oh that's awesome. It actually made me laugh out loud.
I think I especially like the frame with Cysero.
That's Artix perfectly.
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I saw this a month ago and I just got the "Leeeroyy Jeeenkins". (That's just because I'm behind on these things.)
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there goes the Paladin so much for plan of Warlic.
We all know all the DF NPC are hilarious so as paladin who is completely obsessed in defeating the undead...My IDOL
And if You could suggest this to forums this might happen it if they approve it that is...
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Ok,I just noticed how feminine Warlic looks in side-view.
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you would notice that
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How long ago did I make this comment? XD
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ahm... about a year and a half ago...
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I wondered why I couldn't remember the conversation. lol Sorry about that.
Also, I missed you.
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Missed ya too 
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How long until you're un-grounded?
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You know it WOULD Happen. I'm still alive.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Ha, I can imagine Artix doing that. Favd'
(And Cysero is there, so, ADDED WIN!)
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Way ta go artix! This is just perfect!
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uhm... why did artix yell "leroy jenkins"??
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xD Ah silly human. There's a fad around the internet based on an old event that happened on World of Warcraft. Sit down 'round the campfire, and I'll tell you the ballad of Leeroy Jenkins. Or more to the point, I'll just tell you what happened:
You had a huge group of people getting ready to go into a dungeon to defeat a bunch of monsters (or other players, I'm not too sure). The plan was to go running and screaming in to scare them, but the more the group thought about it, the dumber the idea sounded. So, very carefully, very meticulously, they hammered out a fine and sound plan. Unknown to them, a player by the name of Leeroy Jenkins had left his computer (to go to the bathroom, get something to eat, something along those lines) - meaning he had MISSED the entire plan! So when he came back he thought the plan was still to go running and screaming into the dungeon and he goes, "Let's do this! LEE-ROY JENKINS!!!!"
...And everyone else is like, "Dude, he just went in there!"
So they followed, and they all died. ^.^
The end!
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I think it is funny but you do realize that Artix is the alter ego of the head moderator of AQ,DF,MMO, &MQ, right?
lols.... ROTFL...this is funny....
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Bwahahahaha! Artix is so dumb when it comes to fighting with the undead, but then again, that's why he's so awesome!
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He really is awesome, but he doesn't think things through.....OMG...Leeroy Jenkins is Artix in Disguise!
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No, I believe Artix is the Leeroy Jenkins of AdventureQuest, DragonFable and AQWorlds. XD
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But I fought Lee Roy Jenkins as Zorbak! (Who is Twilly's brother!) And then Artix Dog bit Lee Roy's butt...hehehe, Good boy, Daimiyo!
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Zorbak isn't Twilly's brother... Zorbak is Kabroz brother.
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