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whirlwind002 — What'cha waiting for sweetcheeks?

Published: 2013-12-19 19:32:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 703; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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Description An RP between Sagestream and Mudfang~


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"Well I fell in love with a vine of thorns and tried raising a family with it," he spat sarcastically. Obviously this cat had no intention of being useful. He plucked a few out of his flank. His back what being pierced in places he couldn't reach. He muttered some cursing under his breath. "Sagestream, I heard that you actually HELPED with cat's issues. Or is this just a tall tale?"


"If you think I'm going to help a sarcastic, mouse-brained, clumsy excuse for a warrior who decided to play hide and go seek in a thorn bush then you have sadly been misinformed." Sagestream coolly retorted back, wearing a blatant smug expression.

"You missed a spot." The she-cat chuckled lightly as she watched the warrior struggle to reach a few areas of which she knew he would never get without the help of another cat.


Mudfang got pieces of sentences through at a time while he chased in circles or hoped or rotated his shoulders trying to get the thorns out, "oh yeah," pants ",well maybe" twists, "you're a sad excuse," grunt ",for a medicine cat!" He does a litle hop skip motion then snorts in anger. The next tactic was to shake his pelt. He got one tiny one out but that wasn't much compared to the bundle of them in between his shoulder blades. 


Sigh.... Sagestream watched Mudfang struggle to free himself of the parasitic thorns that clung tightly to his fur and shook her head in sympathy. "Hold still." She padded up to the warrior and placed a paw on his back, licking and chewing at the thorns between his shoulder blades.

She managed to get a few out quickly and placed them in a neat pile next to her tail before continue her extraction. "Now don't go sticking your paws in my pile of thorns. If you start bleeding, I'm going to let you die from it." Sagestream lectured him as if he were a mindless kit who couldn't keep them self out of trouble.


Mudfang ignored the lecture. The thorns were a pain in the side- like a handful of the cats in this clan. Mudfang wished he had been born deaf, he might have lived a happier life that way. When Sagestream finished he mewed, "thanks," adding a bit of reluctance. 


"You're very welcome, Mudfang." Sagestream replied, taking full advantage of his 'gratitude'. "Next time, though, try to visit me with a sprained paw or a bleeding shoulder. At least that way we both have a reason to complain and I can hear you scream like a kit when I try to fix you." The spunky she-cat winked at the warrior with a smug attitude.


A low growl hung in his throat. It took a moment of self control to keep the frustration from moving to his claws. "Talk like that will end you up with a bleeding shoulder. Try not to get under the warriors' paws, sweetie." He tried to sound like a queen lecturing her kit. Mudfang returned the wink.


"Call me 'sweetie' again and I'll soon have to demonstrate how to properly close a wound." Sagestream stared into his eyes, smiling amusingly, and swishing her tail from side to side as if waiting for the right time to strike. 

"What's it gonna be tough guy?"


"Well I'll be glad to watch you demonstrate on yourself!" He yipped sarcastically. He sat there unsure of whether this was about to be an anger clash on both sides and a full claw attack or a tussle. The classic scene of the tow consciences telling him "attack and feel the adrenaline" and "she's just playing." Mudfang didn't want to start the fight/ tussel because whichever conscience he listened to would be wrong. He slowly rose to his feet and flicked his tail, "what'cha waiting for sweet cheeks?"



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These two would have probably been good friends


Art/Sagestream

Mudfang 

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Comments: 22

grizzzly-bear [2014-07-18 02:48:52 +0000 UTC]

When Mudfang dies, I'm sure Sagestream will be the first to welcome him to StarClan xD

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whirlwind002 In reply to grizzzly-bear [2014-07-18 03:34:42 +0000 UTC]

Darn right she will!

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Stars-Dont-Shine [2014-06-13 21:22:38 +0000 UTC]

*ships it*

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ScarFire-Animations [2013-12-24 04:49:49 +0000 UTC]

Watashi ga shukka.

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whirlwind002 In reply to ScarFire-Animations [2013-12-24 13:13:25 +0000 UTC]

Translation please?

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CynderNightingale [2013-12-20 05:08:40 +0000 UTC]

*claps* This is beautiful, I can't even

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whirlwind002 In reply to CynderNightingale [2013-12-20 12:30:31 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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InfiniteKisses [2013-12-19 19:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Ahhhhhh this drawing is so amazing!!!!! And yeah they probably would have been good friends and acted like an old married couple. XD

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whirlwind002 In reply to InfiniteKisses [2013-12-19 19:39:39 +0000 UTC]

No kidding

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InfiniteKisses In reply to whirlwind002 [2013-12-19 19:49:09 +0000 UTC]

 

Mudfang would have been the grannie

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whirlwind002 In reply to InfiniteKisses [2013-12-19 19:54:40 +0000 UTC]

Pfffft. Sagestream would have been the "What???? I can't hear you!!!" elder....

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InfiniteKisses In reply to whirlwind002 [2013-12-19 19:58:30 +0000 UTC]

Mudfang would have been even grumpier {that's possible? ikr} instead of hiding from noisy kits he would just sit on them... lol

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whirlwind002 In reply to InfiniteKisses [2013-12-19 20:12:31 +0000 UTC]

Although Sagestream can get pretty grumpy, I think she would try to save the kits from him xD!

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InfiniteKisses In reply to whirlwind002 [2013-12-19 21:10:40 +0000 UTC]

Sagestream to the rescue!

 


Oh no they're hurt!

 

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whirlwind002 In reply to InfiniteKisses [2013-12-19 22:12:59 +0000 UTC]

Mudfang, you idiot! We'll never hear the end of it now!!

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InfiniteKisses In reply to whirlwind002 [2013-12-19 22:18:02 +0000 UTC]

What was that you say? Hear the end of whaaa?

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whirlwind002 In reply to InfiniteKisses [2013-12-19 22:20:59 +0000 UTC]

Just shut up and help me fix them!

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InfiniteKisses In reply to whirlwind002 [2013-12-19 22:21:49 +0000 UTC]

 


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whirlwind002 In reply to InfiniteKisses [2013-12-19 22:29:17 +0000 UTC]

Grrrr.... Go make yourself useful and roll in some thorns.

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InfiniteKisses In reply to whirlwind002 [2013-12-19 22:31:59 +0000 UTC]

*writes in notepad: ROLL IN THORNS*

 

no thank you

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whirlwind002 In reply to InfiniteKisses [2013-12-19 22:32:48 +0000 UTC]

Humph.

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InfiniteKisses In reply to whirlwind002 [2013-12-19 22:36:17 +0000 UTC]

     

victory dance

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