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Published: 2009-03-15 10:21:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 48058; Favourites: 1326; Downloads: 249
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mulder's log, Mar 15 2009attempted suicide with butter knife. failed.
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...and I posted the reply in the wrong place. Blast it.
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he can always jump from the nearest window
mulder freaking rocks XD
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OMG FURRY COMICS ARE BACK!!!! <3333333333333333333
LOL FAILURE AT SUICIDE! XD
LOL ALL CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!
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Mulder, honey.... Use you're microphone... I'll make you echo...
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the strangest thing is that , thats how i was in school a couple weeks ago i wanted cheetos THEY DIDN'T HAVE MY FUCKING CHEETOS >< arrghvblr
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Lulz
*goes and attempts same thing*
*walks back in* I failedddddd.... TT-TT
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thank you. your sense of humor at 7 am after a sleepless night is exactly what i needed
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I <3 Mulder
He's my favourite!!!
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-shakes head- the butter knife suicide never gets old, neither does the fact that its always over such small things.
I'm so glad you've brought these guys back, I actually much prefer these comics than your fanart ones....weird.
Anyway looking forward to more sexual frustration from the two mains XD
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Why are they laughing when they see their friend trying to end his life?
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You think so? I mean the comic itself is an absurd joke, but I don't feel that the character in the comic is joking, it seems to me he's just a dumb and overly exagerrated depressive character, which is ok for the sake of the joke. But seeing his friends laugh kinda makes them spectators of the joke, rather than being in it. It's not a big problem, but I'm just trying to be constructive.
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lol, someone get him some cheetos before he manages to actually break the skin in four hours XD
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how bout i share my cheetos with you and then you can go back to trying to sliceyourself with the butter knife...you need to take a break from all that work....
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actually more accidental cuts are with butter knives rather than other kitchen knives. and the butter knife cuts tend to be worse because you're cutting yourself with a semi-dull objet
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awesome...If I were there, I'd be the oh-so-helpful one: "Ya know, It would be faster if you swallowed it."
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ah, poor Jake *I remeber his name! w00t, go me!* you are not hungery for cheetos, you're hungery for HOTPOCKET! ...or Chrissy X3 *is shot*
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This have anything to do with your recent journal post where you had to define Emo? XD
If so... you rock.
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Too bad he didn't try it on Tiger. XD Cheetos are fucking sacred man!
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I completely agree with him, too. I'd freak out if there were no more cheetos! *noms cheetos greedily*
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hate to tell you this but those **ckers are damn sharp...my brother needed stitches because he cut himself with one when he was little trying to peel an orange...
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XDD I've herd at being a failure at life but at death too XD that's awesome, I'd advise Sented red markers, makes you think your bleeding AND you'll smell like cherry X3
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um yeah... sorry mulder.. even real knives dont work. on me anyways.
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