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This is Rogue Mission 5: Distract Sorbet and evacuate Tao Village! featuring The White Trash Circus.
including cameos of:
*Pepelu-Haruhara 's Team Windturner
~Mechadrago 's Team Nocturne
*WolfMikami 's Team Black Bullet
~UniquelyOdd 's Renegade Rangers
=Chronos-Lantern 's Team Night Horizon
=locust-spawning 's Team Noire
*Kairisk 's Team Blind Justice
~buyo-baka 's Malachite Marauders
=BlackRayquaza1 's MoHo Moondogs
*rip1191 's Team FUBAR
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Phew! Barely escaped that one! Can't wait to see the next page!!
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i dare anyone to go up to her and tell her not to shave
i await those results
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COSE the Mareep watched as the tarp covering the Merchant door slid over his red-tinted Flygoggles, and made a somewhat restrained chuckle. This was weird - even for him. But it just had to be done.
Within the round interior of the Merchant hut stood a few different stands, manned by a colorful assortment of Pokemon. One was for banking needs, another to put in mission requests, yet another was Customer Service. COSE passed all of these, and headed towards the purple-pained door at the far end of the building, which served as PK’s office. He gave the door three taps of his front-right hoof, which had long ago been infused with green copper ions.
“Who is it?” A gruff, although distinctly feminine, voice burrowed through the door.
“COSE the Mareep; I’m with the Rescue team ‘Boundary’,” COSE said, doing his absolute best to sound professional despite the crazy proposal he had. This was a place of business, after all, and he had to at least pretend he had any hope of convincing the woman.
“Oh. You,” PK said, “You could have scheduled an appointment, you know.”
“Not for this,” COSE said, almost breaking his professional front, “This won’t take long. It’s just a brief suggestion.”
“…Fine. Whatever.”
To COSE’s relief, PK took the liberty of opening the door. COSE had long ago figured out that if he leapt up on his hind legs and lifted his head up, he could usually manage to grip a doorknob in his mouth and twist it enough to open a door. This was not in any way comfortable, and was happy to let other Pokemon open doors for him if the were around.
PK stood just inside her office, staring at her new company. The squinting gaze said ‘I expect this to bore me, but since we’re both here and I just have some even more boring paperwork to do anyways just go ahead and spit it out’ better than any words could.
And COSE wasn’t phased a bit. If it wasn’t worth doing over the top, it was usually a sign that it just wasn’t worth doing.
“Look at your neck. Look at mine. Look at your neck, now back to mine,” COSE said, “Sadly, it isn’t mine, but if you stopped shaving it and let the hairs grow, it could be as fluffy as mine.”
PK looked over her shoulder, and threw her tongue at her desk. The long, sticky, fleshy appendage hit a pair of red scissors. The tongue snapped back into PK’s mouth, and PK took the scissors out from between her lips.
“I’m a reptile. I can’t grow hair,” PK said, “So these aren’t shears, I know, but I think they’ll do in a pinch.”
PK rubbed one of her small fingers across the circular outside edge of the scissors. COSE could almost hear Shroomsworth say “Oh, don’t think she isn’t serious.”
“You know, it is quite cold out,” COSE said.
“Oh, I know. A nice boa would really help me stay warm,” PK said. She put both hands on the handles of the scissors, and snapped them open and shut twice.
COSE had stood a foot away from a pressure switch that would cause a cave-in if triggered. He’d antagonized a Snorlax that could squish him flat in five seconds, and faced down a Froslass that had been compelled by the Icicle Triangle to add him to a collection of Pokecicles.
COSE ran through the tarp covering the Merchant Hut door with speeds rivaling someone using Agility. To his horror, PK was keeping up.
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Run, COSE! Run like your floof depends on it!
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Hey PK you should-*Shot*
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