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Wait. Lemme explain....Death Note has more crackish pairings than any other anime I've ever seen. And each pairing has a club.
Here are just some of them:
~MikamixRyukFC - Mikami x Ryuk
~melloxlight - Light x Mello (did they ever even meet?)
~EatThemApples - Ryuk x Apples
~MatsuIde - Matsude x Ide
~Near-x-Mikami - Near x Mikami
~LightxRyuk - Light x Ryuk
~Raye-Penbar-Fans - Raye Penbar x nobody at all
So when I saw a new watcher called ~LxDeathNote , I thought twice before clicking on the name, knowing I may well be encountering one of the most bizarre things in my life.
Hope you enjoy this deviation ~LxDeathNote , and thank you for having such an inspiration and misleading username.
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And light hates L and in How to read it said L was faking being friends too 
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rofl XDD I love DN crack pairings, and this is awesome
(though I think my favorite L crack pairing would have to be LxCake or LxTinyForks <3 )
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Hehehehe. LxCake would really be just a replica of that picture I drew of JaeTee (with his birthday cake). As for the tiny forks....*doesn't want to think about it*
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Lxtinyforks sounds painful...
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yes D:
but it was still very funny
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O.o oh my did i come in at a bad time ahah jk ^^ but that is just to good
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OH MY GOD. That is the best word in the world. And it's REAL! My dictionary says so. OH MY OH MY OH MY.
*panics*
I've wasted YEARS of my life not using it!
PIDDLE!
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HOLY BABY JESUS IN THE MANGER. It's a real word?!
OMG
I just checked my dictionary too and it is!
Omg
I didn't even know and I've been using it this entire time....I thought I was original.
PIDDLE
PIDDLE
PIDDLE
EVERYWHERE!
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YES! IT'D BE MY HONOR!
PIDDLE.
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But really can you blame L? That Death Note is hot stuff.
Though not very loyal. The whore was with me just a week ago, and Light a couple days before that.
Lol, I love you for this now. But I already loved you... WELL. NOW I LOVE YOU FOREVER. Harhar, you're stuck with me.
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Oh no!
*pulls on invisible leash*
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Harhar, the invisible leash. How could Becca have forgotten the leash! Leash! Forgive Becca!
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I wonder how many L fangirls (and fanboys!) would kill a man to be that death note right now.
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Depends on that one man they'll be killing, I suppose.
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you have no clue how much i adore this O___O
a bit more lovage than LightxPotatochips
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Because you can't possibly hate me more than you already do.
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D: But L...you...you HAVE to be careful! WHAT IF YOUR JIZZ SPELLS OUT YOUR OWN NAME?!
The creepy thing is that it seems more possible than any other pairing in death note
"Y-yes.....this is indeed a....powerful *inner thought...powerfully arousing* weapon. I uh...I...I have to...investigate this....ALONE for a while. I think everyone should go home for a while.."
"But Ryuzaki, we-"
"EVERYONE GO, NOWWWWW!"
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No problem. You'd have to wonder what would happen if Light walked in on that. O_o
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Something wonderful
...or something terrible
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"RYUUZAKI!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO "MY" DEATH NOTE?"
"This is your Death Note Light-kun?"
"..Shit"
And Kira was caught.
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Hahahaha. This is almost as epic as the pairing of LightxPotato chips. Ttly OTP.
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Holy Crap.
Thank you so much for this. I didn't realize that my screen name could be this misleading. I'll go and attempt to make some banana jam for you, but I can only give you a picture of it.
This picture made my day amazing. Thank you.
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No, thank you, m'lady. I redirect all compliments on this deviation to YOU.
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I would like to see somebody walk in on L and the Death Note. Preferably Light. He'd be extremely mad at L for doing dirty things to "his" Death Note. And then L would figure out he was Kira.
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XDDDD
You are pretty much amazing. This is epic and a half.
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HOLY FUCK. I am crying with laughter. I think I love you.
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I live to make people cry. Glad you liked it.
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Oh, you're aware of the ~MikamixRyukFC ? I'm very sorry to say that I was at the conception (lawl) of that idea.
I sure hope L's wearing a rubber - might get some... strange kids from that particular night Oo;
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Yup, it's first in my list of crack clubs.
Their kids will look like this: [link]
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Crack pairings, yay! This is one of the most interesting ones.
Great job!
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lmao you should make one with light and his potato chips X3
light walks in on him... ooh, that death note is such a whore XD
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Ooo. Unfortunately I'm not creative enough to come up with positions for Light and chips that differ from L and the Death Note...
*thinks hard*
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Oh yeah.....
....EEEWWWWWWWWW!
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