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Published: 2008-07-09 19:33:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 12570; Favourites: 267; Downloads: 72
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Description Wait. Lemme explain....

Death Note has more crackish pairings than any other anime I've ever seen. And each pairing has a club.

Here are just some of them:

~MikamixRyukFC - Mikami x Ryuk
~melloxlight - Light x Mello (did they ever even meet?)
~EatThemApples - Ryuk x Apples
~MatsuIde - Matsude x Ide
~Near-x-Mikami - Near x Mikami
~LightxRyuk - Light x Ryuk
~Raye-Penbar-Fans - Raye Penbar x nobody at all


So when I saw a new watcher called ~LxDeathNote , I thought twice before clicking on the name, knowing I may well be encountering one of the most bizarre things in my life.

Hope you enjoy this deviation ~LxDeathNote , and thank you for having such an inspiration and misleading username.
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Comments: 277

witegots In reply to ??? [2008-07-11 18:05:05 +0000 UTC]

Sure thing, if I get any ideas.

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catrix-reload [2008-07-11 10:51:55 +0000 UTC]

Awwh~! xDD The Humanity~ 8D LOL!
I'll b searchin fer the RyukXL next time~ haha

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UzumakiRaichi In reply to ??? [2008-07-11 10:49:23 +0000 UTC]

OMG LOL So random, very lovely!

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AVampiresButterfly In reply to ??? [2008-07-11 04:27:32 +0000 UTC]

Damn! Someone stole my paper cut joke! -cries in emo corner- I was reading through all your comments, hyped up because no one had said a word about poor L getting a papercut and then BAM! It's just not fair, really.

This picture is ultimate win though and will be the pun of jokes for many a century...

With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

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dontbotherme [2008-07-11 02:17:00 +0000 UTC]

PFFFFAHAHA XD!!
Queen of Crack Pairings.


oh you.

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paperandpencil-old [2008-07-10 22:41:05 +0000 UTC]



Yes. ~LightXPotatochipsFC .

SUBMIT SOMETHING LIGHT-X-POTATO-CHIP-TASTIC FOR THEM!

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Arienne-Keith [2008-07-10 21:57:51 +0000 UTC]

"GAH! NOOOOO!!!!!!! L, how dare you steal the virginity of my poor dear Death Note!!!!!"
*grabs Death Note and caresses it* "I'm sorry, my dear Death Note!"
*runs away as naked L chases me pointing his finger and saying "KIRA stole my ULTIMATE SWEETNESS!!! Everybody stop the KIRA!!!!!"*

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Arienne-Keith In reply to Arienne-Keith [2008-07-10 22:01:13 +0000 UTC]

....and the sight of a naked L running draws an immense crowd of fangirls all trying to catch him......

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Bunneh-World In reply to Arienne-Keith [2009-03-21 14:56:42 +0000 UTC]

nuu! I meant

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Arienne-Keith In reply to Bunneh-World [2009-03-30 02:38:35 +0000 UTC]

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Bunneh-World In reply to Arienne-Keith [2009-03-21 14:56:06 +0000 UTC]

LAWL this was really funneh! I agree. That should happen!
:iconfurryglomplz: Furreh hug 4 u!

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ViljoIkonen [2008-07-10 20:44:47 +0000 UTC]

I feel somewhat sorry for the next person to handle that Death Note...

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AngelEggie In reply to ??? [2008-07-10 20:05:54 +0000 UTC]

... LOL I died when I saw this.
And further more when I read your comments.

AND THEN I was promptly resurrected when I read a few of the comments and saw "Light x POTATOCHIPS".

Words cannot express my adoration of you at this moment.

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SESCHUAN [2008-07-10 19:08:46 +0000 UTC]

Favorite due to L's thrust face.

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Poisonedkitty [2008-07-10 19:00:38 +0000 UTC]

OH. MY. GAWD.
I don't think I'm going to sleep tonight.

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EatThemApples [2008-07-10 16:36:11 +0000 UTC]

While the prospect of Ryuk thrusting his blue shinigami meat sword into a juicy crimson apple is thrilling, I must correct you. It's just Ryuk fanclub.

Don't change it, though. It's fucking hilarious.

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witegots In reply to EatThemApples [2008-07-10 19:10:07 +0000 UTC]

(I knew that.)

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chimocho [2008-07-10 16:28:54 +0000 UTC]

one word: LOL.
Or technically thats three...but still. >.<

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lilpixie132 [2008-07-10 15:43:31 +0000 UTC]

LOL! EPIC!

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ladylovey In reply to ??? [2008-07-10 14:47:58 +0000 UTC]

I knew it...

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Naru-kyu [2008-07-10 14:27:07 +0000 UTC]

Holy sh- :sputters on root beer:

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smilyimp [2008-07-10 12:51:16 +0000 UTC]

Hawt :rpfl:

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hikethekilt [2008-07-10 07:42:17 +0000 UTC]

Bwahahaha, he's rubbing the spine lovingly. Nice to know he cares about his partner's needs.

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dibster [2008-07-10 05:31:21 +0000 UTC]

SO HAWT!!! Yet crazy! And yet BRILLIANT!!! And yet strange! Then again...BRILLIANT!! XD

How I wish that was me with L! But I ain't the only one! ^^

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DyBbAkS [2008-07-10 05:18:01 +0000 UTC]

........

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Satalex [2008-07-10 05:08:07 +0000 UTC]

Holy goodness, agreed about the crack pairings in DN XD
But LxDeathNote... I actually see him doing it.

And yay for a lot of updates recently from you!

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witegots In reply to Satalex [2008-07-10 07:20:51 +0000 UTC]

*high five*

Hopefully, I can keep it up.

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marauder-girl-16 [2008-07-10 04:30:08 +0000 UTC]

well, they did say you could write a name with ANY substance...
just be careful, L
wouldn't want to be thinking of your light-kun and accidentally writing his name in the death note...
D:



(my mind has been absolutely terrible lately)

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Ikiyou In reply to marauder-girl-16 [2008-09-05 05:24:55 +0000 UTC]

no, please L, write Light's name!! ahahahahahah

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witegots In reply to marauder-girl-16 [2008-07-10 07:21:28 +0000 UTC]

Uuuuuurrrgghg. Thank you for that mental image.

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marauder-girl-16 In reply to witegots [2008-07-10 10:35:51 +0000 UTC]

haha no problem!

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broken0dream In reply to ??? [2008-07-10 04:18:13 +0000 UTC]

...My life is now complete. XD

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theanswerisme In reply to ??? [2008-07-10 04:02:07 +0000 UTC]

Haha, the licking the corner of the page is extra hilarious.

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Sighlenced [2008-07-10 03:38:05 +0000 UTC]

W..T..F....lmaooo omg that's so wierd. X_x

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YourInnerDemons [2008-07-10 03:30:10 +0000 UTC]

He's gonna get a papercut in a BAD place...

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witegots In reply to YourInnerDemons [2008-07-10 07:28:44 +0000 UTC]

YAY! First papercut joke.

*celebrates*

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YourInnerDemons In reply to witegots [2008-07-11 07:02:55 +0000 UTC]

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FiniteIncantatem In reply to ??? [2008-07-10 03:09:42 +0000 UTC]

you can't forget my otp, lightxwall. before he dies, he basically molests the wall behind him.

interesting fact: my friend actually drew me a picture of light jacking off while using a bag of potato chips as a cover. i suggested the idea and she drew it. she's too ashamed to post it anywhere though. too bad. it's really good. i guess that counts as lightxchips...

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witegots In reply to FiniteIncantatem [2008-07-10 07:28:31 +0000 UTC]

Aahahaha. LightxWall and chips sounds like a truly grand idea. Kudos to you and your friend.

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shadows0le [2008-07-10 02:11:06 +0000 UTC]

you forgot

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witegots In reply to shadows0le [2008-07-10 07:27:57 +0000 UTC]

Hehehehe. Yes, it completely slipped my mind. People have been reminding me. I fully acknowledge this club.

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RubyQuinn In reply to ??? [2008-07-10 01:46:37 +0000 UTC]

lol, there's a new pairing for you.

Poor Ray Penber, he doesn't get anyone

PS: Matsuda/Ide all the way!!!

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herman-the-handyman In reply to ??? [2008-07-10 01:42:56 +0000 UTC]

looks so hot
that's my new OTP!

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Planetariumx3 [2008-07-10 01:32:08 +0000 UTC]

Hmm... Perhaps I shall finally open that MatsudaxRemu dA account I've been thinking about. ^.~

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ZementGraux3 [2008-07-10 01:00:11 +0000 UTC]

Best crack pairing evar. : D

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darkangel10003 [2008-07-10 00:06:54 +0000 UTC]

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psychmeout In reply to ??? [2008-07-09 23:19:08 +0000 UTC]

Wow. I had no idea.
There's so many crack pairings for a series with only about 15 characters with a name.

And that pic up thar is dead sexy. I hope no death-y stuff rubs off on L. Ryuk does say that anyone who owns a death note meets a bad end. And it looks like L is owning that death note hard.
I won't even start making 'happy ending' jokes.

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witegots In reply to psychmeout [2008-07-10 07:27:13 +0000 UTC]

I know, RIGHT? Naruto has what seems like 100s of characters, as does Dragonball and Bleach, and yet I can't think of as many weird pairings in those animes as I can in Death Note.

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RedZeppelin6 In reply to ??? [2008-07-09 23:09:29 +0000 UTC]

Near x Mikami
WTF they met one time and no mello and light never met too

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witegots In reply to RedZeppelin6 [2008-07-10 07:26:12 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that's exactly what I mean. Some of the characters have spent no time in each other's company at all. Near and Light only met on the day Light died, so it makes no sense (unless they slipped in a quickly whilst Light was making his get-away).

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