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WodanYmirthe2nd β€” Once more, I blame Dwarf Fortress

Published: 2014-02-24 07:52:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 1588; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 2
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Description Wooooo... Another Dwarf Fortress/Touhou Project comic!

Panel 1: Do you know that you can also be gapped as a human outsider in any Dwarf Fortress world as well if you are using the world in ADVENTURE mode? You can also retire in it as well if you are done adventuring (that is if you did not end up having any literal critical existential problems). Also, legendary plus five cheesemakers, why can't it be miners or blacksmiths?
Panel 2: Herp Derp. Stealing your stuff cuz I'm Goblin!
Panel 3: Herp Derp. Stealing your baby cuz I'm Goblin!
Panel 4: Werebeasts, the bane of every night shifters in Dwarf Fortress. They also appear anytime they want and if they bite a chunk out of you, you become a werebeast as well. Good news is that you can keep the infected dwarf. Bad news is... well... fun.
Panel 5: Cats... A fortress' worst kind of invader. They are the Ethereals of the Dwarf Fortress and they will stop at nothing to ensure their survival and enslave every dwarf in existence. The only way to stop them is to commit half of your labor force into culling down the vile vermin eating psionics and feast upon their kittens. No seriously, catsplosions are as bad as mining your way to Chireiden for a small deposit of adamantite.

Once more owns the Touhou Project, Dwarf Fortress is made by Toady One, and Brolli Diamondback belongs to
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Comments: 17

Lunatic-OverLord [2014-03-01 15:56:24 +0000 UTC]

What is a cheesemaker?

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WodanYmirthe2nd In reply to Lunatic-OverLord [2014-03-02 22:14:03 +0000 UTC]

The most worthless job in vanilla dwarf fortress. In a mod, they are essential to keep your fort swimming in cheese booze.

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Lunatic-OverLord In reply to WodanYmirthe2nd [2014-03-04 14:11:06 +0000 UTC]

They're only useful in mods?

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WodanYmirthe2nd In reply to Lunatic-OverLord [2014-03-05 00:56:44 +0000 UTC]

Yes. Cheesemakers can make cheese that can be used for booze making.

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Lunatic-OverLord In reply to WodanYmirthe2nd [2014-03-05 01:24:13 +0000 UTC]

Ewwwww...

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WodanYmirthe2nd In reply to Lunatic-OverLord [2014-03-05 05:13:33 +0000 UTC]

Beats drinking water though, so it isn't that bad. would agree with them dwarves for turning their cheese into booze instead of going sober for the rest of the day.

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Lunatic-OverLord In reply to WodanYmirthe2nd [2014-03-05 14:08:33 +0000 UTC]

I don't think cheese booze would taste good.

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WodanYmirthe2nd In reply to Lunatic-OverLord [2014-03-06 08:57:53 +0000 UTC]

Again, it beats being sober. So quit whining and drink that cheese booze before it turns into water.

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Lunatic-OverLord In reply to WodanYmirthe2nd [2014-03-06 14:35:11 +0000 UTC]

I'm not an oni, I don't need to be drunk.

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ORT451 [2014-02-25 00:14:09 +0000 UTC]

There needs to be a touhou mod for Dwarf Fortress.

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Feraligono In reply to ORT451 [2014-02-25 00:43:46 +0000 UTC]

en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Fangame…

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Dumanios [2014-02-24 22:32:22 +0000 UTC]

Solution: Eat the cats.

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WodanYmirthe2nd In reply to Dumanios [2014-02-25 00:48:07 +0000 UTC]

And then tantrum happens if you ate some (enslaved) dwarf's pet cats.

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Jadesprite413 [2014-02-24 17:20:46 +0000 UTC]

If you give a chen a Cookie Clicker, then she hacks the game to make it a Cat Clicker. Therefore, Chen Clicker.

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WodanYmirthe2nd In reply to Jadesprite413 [2014-02-24 21:23:59 +0000 UTC]

Cat Fortress: Tales of Fluffiness and Cuteness.

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TheFantasyChronicles [2014-02-24 15:01:48 +0000 UTC]

I just wonder whose baby Nazrin was stealing?

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WodanYmirthe2nd In reply to TheFantasyChronicles [2014-02-24 21:15:09 +0000 UTC]

I'd say "don't think about it too much" but if you want to know whose baby was snatched, imagine that the baby is what happened when a gappy managed to romance the hell someone from Eientei, got married to the said someone, and then had a baby with her.

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