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"I had let my hair down one day during the sunrise, while my horse, a young bay Thoroughbred, wasn't looking. When he turned around, the look of upmost deception and numbed fear overcame him. He was frozen in terror, every muscle outlined in twitching anticipation. His mane tousled in the breeze, hinted with the slightest flecks of orange sunlight only gave me glimpses of his wide uncertain eyes.It was in that moment that I remembered something very crucial about the limited memory capacity of my horse, and that overdoing that capacity has grave consequences.
He had forgotten who I was.
We stared eachother down for several minutes.
"Kurt," I said, "It's me. Remember? I've known you for like 6 months."
He was impossible to reason with. His mental capacity was far beyond it's normal limitations. Everything around him was turning into a void of mind-melting horror.
So he did the only thing a horse COULD do.
He farted and ran away."
[True story. My horse, is derp.]
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Comments: 26
JS-Church [2012-09-23 15:42:44 +0000 UTC]
XD That made me laugh so much! "He farted and ran away"
Classic!
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Fun4All328 [2012-07-22 18:54:32 +0000 UTC]
LOL Farted and ran away xD That horsie has tall legs
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Fun4All328 In reply to wokejacqueline [2012-07-25 13:37:23 +0000 UTC]
Lol! Awesome xD I have a Quarterhorse that does the same thing xD Cept she does it when she touches the hotwire on the fence.
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wokejacqueline In reply to Equus-manipulations [2011-07-28 23:38:37 +0000 UTC]
A little exaggerated maybe, LOL. But I couldn't help myself!
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RazSilverpaw [2011-07-27 19:33:09 +0000 UTC]
My friend thinks your horse art looks messed up. luls. NO 'FENSE.
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wokejacqueline In reply to RazSilverpaw [2011-07-28 05:35:00 +0000 UTC]
I'm not really sure how to respond to that.
But your friend is probably right. Grin.
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RazSilverpaw In reply to wokejacqueline [2011-07-29 05:01:43 +0000 UTC]
No haha. I adore your stuff.
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Crystal-Eye [2011-07-04 18:23:30 +0000 UTC]
Beautiful picture! I love the colors and the atmosphere. The story is very funny, too
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Crystal-Eye In reply to wokejacqueline [2011-07-06 20:54:21 +0000 UTC]
You're very welcome!
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winx111 [2011-06-27 21:34:52 +0000 UTC]
The horse looks like he is thinking "Hay, you not my owner. But if you have num-nums I might consider letting you sit on me"
rofl
I love the details in the grass and her belt is to die for xD
Gorgeous work!
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wokejacqueline In reply to winx111 [2011-06-28 01:20:35 +0000 UTC]
My real outfit, nevertheless LOL. When I drew it I was like "What would I wear..." and, well, there ya' go.
And thanks!
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winx111 In reply to wokejacqueline [2011-06-28 20:17:08 +0000 UTC]
So you were holing a dagger when you were sitting with your pony?
rofl
XD
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wokejacqueline In reply to winx111 [2011-06-29 12:22:11 +0000 UTC]
Lets call that artistic license. LOL.
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xdead-shadowx [2011-06-27 09:14:26 +0000 UTC]
The picture was stunning and the story almost suspense-ish. Then you wrote that last line and I palmed my face. XD
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wokejacqueline In reply to xdead-shadowx [2011-06-28 01:21:06 +0000 UTC]
LOL. Yeah I was having such a pleasant day and then Kurt has to go and ruin with his lack of majesty...he is a shame to horses, really.
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Kesheik In reply to wokejacqueline [2011-06-29 16:54:24 +0000 UTC]
lol! I had the exact same reaction as xdead-shadowx
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bonsaiwolf19 [2011-06-27 07:26:32 +0000 UTC]
So he did the only thing a horse COULD do.
He farted and ran away."
OMG XD I laughed out loud when reading that
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foundbytheSTARS [2011-06-27 06:36:53 +0000 UTC]
the picture is beautiful ... ~
the story made me laugh. so. hard. i mean, really, i laughed so hard i spit out my tea.
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wokejacqueline In reply to foundbytheSTARS [2011-06-27 06:41:44 +0000 UTC]
LOL! Well I am glad you like it!!
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