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Their true origins shrouded in mystery, the massive armored cosmic beings known as The Celestials may be responsible for all major evolutionary changes in humankind. These beings (standing 2000 feet in height with some much larger) possessing incalculable powers, are chiefly concerned with experimenting on, monitoring & guiding development of sentient life throughout the cosmos. Their efforts created both the Eternals & Deviants, and left the rest of humanity with potential for powered mutations giving way to beings like The Inhumans, any mutates like Spider-Man or the Hulk, as well as the Homo-Superior, otherwise known as Mutants. And you thought all those dog breeds you see on the Westminster Dog Show are impressive. But sorry, Craig, have you ever even SEEN a Lhasa also fire cosmic energy beams from their eyes? No? Sit down, Craig.⁣
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Anyway, their visits to Earth and other planets are known as Celestial Hosts, where they not only experiment, but also judge their subjects’ worth — sometimes choosing to wipe them out. Don’t see THAT at Westminster, do you, Craig?⁣
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Their mission often puts them at odds with other cosmic powers like the World Devourer Galactus, god-like races like Asgardians & Olympians, and having diametrically opposed goals to one another, they have long had conflict with The Watchers, who have sworn to observe and never interfere with the existence of lower lifeforms. But a “non-interference” oath makes it difficult to do anything about the Celestials. Catch 22.⁣
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Celestials have also been messy and left their technology, power sources, and even their own corpses around the universe to cause all kinds of mischief, usually empowering various nogoodniks like the mutant villain Apocalypse. This is why it’s important to clean up your mess after playtime, kiddos. Your leftover juice boxes could create the perfect environment for evil.⁣
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Most frightening, worlds such as Earth are rumored to contain the long gestating, as yet unborn Celestials that, when born, destroy the planets they are nestled within. Planet eggs. Comicbooks are freaky deaky.⁣

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Their true origins shrouded in mystery, the massive armored cosmic beings known as The Celestials may be responsible for all major evolutionary changes in humankind. These beings (standing 2000 feet in height with some much larger) possessing incalculable powers, are chiefly concerned with experimenting on, monitoring & guiding development of sentient life throughout the cosmos. Their efforts created both the Eternals & Deviants, and left the rest of humanity with potential for powered mutations giving way to beings like The Inhumans, any mutates like Spider-Man or the Hulk, as well as the Homo-Superior, otherwise known as Mutants. And you thought all those dog breeds you see on the Westminster Dog Show are impressive. But sorry, Craig, have you ever even SEEN a Lhasa also fire cosmic energy beams from their eyes? No? Sit down, Craig.⁣
⁣
Anyway, their visits to Earth and other planets are known as Celestial Hosts, where they not only experiment, but also judge their subjects’ worth — sometimes choosing to wipe them out. Don’t see THAT at Westminster, do you, Craig?⁣
⁣
Their mission often puts them at odds with other cosmic powers like the World Devourer Galactus, god-like races like Asgardians & Olympians, and having diametrically opposed goals to one another, they have long had conflict with The Watchers, who have sworn to observe and never interfere with the existence of lower lifeforms. But a “non-interference” oath makes it difficult to do anything about the Celestials. Catch 22.⁣
⁣
Celestials have also been messy and left their technology, power sources, and even their own corpses around the universe to cause all kinds of mischief, usually empowering various nogoodniks like the mutant villain Apocalypse. This is why it’s important to clean up your mess after playtime, kiddos. Your leftover juice boxes could create the perfect environment for evil.⁣
⁣
Most frightening, worlds such as Earth are rumored to contain the long gestating, as yet unborn Celestials that, when born, destroy the planets they are nestled within. Planet eggs. Comicbooks are freaky deaky.⁣