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I don't hate Samara. At least she's more clothed than the other biotic in ME2. Zipper is simply the word that pops in my mind every time my Shepard speaks with her, but I doubt she wants to hear it. Might be something to do with the Justicar Code...Related content
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To be fair, though, Samara is nearly a thousand years old. She has likely hit the age where she simply stops caring about what people think of her. For good or ill.Β
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Great!
And now we need some pants for Miranda that really fit her (butt)size.Β
Another artist on this site did a short on that.Β
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I dont get it, does the zipper mean zipper up that suit?
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or would he want to have her unzip it some more
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Justicar's Code:
Spill out those melons. Top priority.
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Huh... all THREE biotic females wear skintight clothing, or revealing clothing.Β
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THe one time Tetsuya Nomura's belts and zippers obsession would be welcome. XD
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Not sure who that is, but sure!
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He's the guy who designs the Final Fantasy characters. He also is the director to Kingdom Hearts.
Some of Tetsuya's Final Fantasy designs:
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Tetsuya's Kingdom Hearts designs
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Ohhhh, he's the one that took over after Yoshitaka Amano, got it... guess it doesn't help that I've only played western pc games (except FF6 and a few old ones).
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Yeah and he's going to leave designing FF characters after Final Fantasy Versus XIII. He's going to go full force on Kingdom Hearts.
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and here i thought morinth was the asari who'll kill shepard.
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Showing Cleavage like that can honestly help in some combat situations, such as Distracting the Opponent, True Ninja Technique
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That's about 50% distraction effectiveness...
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Better than nothing :/ i actually dont think she tries to, but i know Miranda was designed to use that trick
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Ha! Miranda... First time I saw her, I thought that outfit must've been painted on and then washed off each night.
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XD Im sure it has its uses, not Just for seduction reasons but thick enough to stop a bullet, after all if Miranda gets shot as the Second Fire Squad Leader in the Suicide Mission she survives
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OR
Merc: *aims down sights on widow* Target in my sights Asari...and WHOA *aims lower* damn check out the pair on her!
Shepard: *now behind sniper with omni blade* good job samara always and tell them I said thanks too
samara: wut?
Shepard *stabs merc* nothing >.>
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"Double-sided scotch tape" is all that goes through my mind. How does she get them so perfectly... up?
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By making fun of her deadly crew!
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Samara: According to the code, I must show at least 20% of my body at all times, it also acts a a diversion in combat.
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Weapon of Mass Distraction
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But not as powerful as tali's hips XD
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When I read the title, I was thinking on some kind of joke with the Samara's romance (if it can call so) but this is definitely better. Hahaha.
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I thought that scene was sweet, then I remember her age...
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Yes! I thought the woman was going to catch a chest cold.
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lol chest cold!
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Also, the asari skull-and-crossbones is epic. XD
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heh heh... *thumb up*!
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Yeah...I woulda cheated on Liara for Samara...
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I LOVE SAMARA! My Shep will never touch anyone because he only loves Samara he will die with blue balls if he has to. Samara is the only one for him.
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Blue... so you went the control end?
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When I first saw your reply I thought WTF when did I vote on a ME3 ending poll and why would I go with blue control. Then found out what I'd posted and was like ah yeas another one of my late night wonder posts. So tired I shouldn't have been posting and didn't remember posting the comment until I revisited.
Late night wonder posts.
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Samara was more likeable than Jack but Jack had a better back story. If she didn't act so on edge all the fucking time or like she was some sort of badass when she's a vanguard whom doesn't even have biotic charge... maybe I would like her.
Samara is just like, I have three daughters whom are all going to become insane, you need to kill one and save one from turning into a Banshee THEN and only then after all is said and done, you find out she is a tease whom wants to end her life because her job is finished.
I do like asaris though. My main Shep has been with Liara since the first game and will not change.
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