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Published: 2009-05-29 17:12:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 7060; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 53
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! ok i am so tired of twilight its not even funny. So i drew this quickly this morning. It was going to be me in werewolf form but i was to lazy to color my markings so its just a she-wolf ^_^so to all you Twilight fans i just solved your team delima.
Oh and another thing She is a werewolf Jacob is a punk kid wanna be.
Oh and another another thing, Edward is a piss poor excuse for a vampire. Wanna see a real vampire look at Alucard. or at least rent the movie Underworld....
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*claps incessantly*
I totally agree with you, Not to mention I love the laughs this brought to my night. Thanks for posting your picture.
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your very welcome im glad you liked it so much
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Even though I FUCKING HATE TWILIGHT! ...ahem...excuse me. A couple of people I work
with are fans of it,need i say more? The only thing I said when they brought it up was.
"I'll only watch it if the sparkly vampire gets eaten or killed."
They didn't speak to me a while after that XD
I give this a perfect 10/10 with what should have happened in the second movie to kill the twligiht thing altogether. But no, he had to stay or alive in order to continue with it....yyyyaaayyy (sarcasm.)
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LOL amazing. Faved for sure.
Yeahh, Jacob isn't really a werewolf... or lycan... more of a shape shifter.
Edward is just a little bitch. =]
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Edward is a pussy
Jacob is a little bitchΒ
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hahahahaha!!!!!! ahh that tottaly made my day
im glad you agree
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put that pup dog to sleep permanently
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I watch 3 of the 4 underworld movies
Underworld
Evolution
The last one
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I love the first and second the most
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Now I seen all of them
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Did werewolves in Twilight had a half-human shape? In the shity movie, they turn into wolves enterily D:
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Alucard is a true vampire. GO TEAM ALUCARD XD!
You know what upsets me? Even Burger King has fallen to the twitard race. AND SO HAS THE WWE! (Carlito mostly) [sorry if you don't know what I'm rambling about XD]
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oh I saw that Twilight shit at burger kings; I saw a cutout of taylor who-the-fuck-cares in the window and screamed, i thought he was coming to get me. <-issues
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It's taking over, I swear... I hate it. It's so ridiculous!
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me too! I honestly have had little space out sessions during math class of me personally killing Stephanie Meyer >| and all of her fucking useless, personality-lacking mary sue characters.
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Sad thing is, is that I used to like Twilight.... But I hate it now because I saw a true vampire (Alucard). I hate how much people are obsessed with her stupid books! Her fans are seriously crazy... Crazy mostly because they like the damn books and her Oh-look-at-me-I'm-So-Sparkly-vampire.
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I used to like it too, but i was blinded because it was a romance, and at how everything just 'magically' turned out freakin perfectly..>.>
then i really started hating it cuz Smeyer don't know shit about vampires and the i 
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Seras Killing every character
in that piece of horse shit book
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totes just needs to happen
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hahahaha well i at least agree with your Alucard comment
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Yay! PEOPLE AGREE WITH ME XD!
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It upsets me too! I fucking HATE Twitlight! >_< DUMBASS SHIT!
btw I love your avatar! GREEN DAY ALL THE WAY MAN!!!!!! <3
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Yes, it is.
Thank you! Green Day rules XD.
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yay jacob!!!!!!!!!!!! CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HERE HERE! This whole Twilight thing is sooooo over rated...the books were crap and the movie was crap
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hahahahaha i agree 100%
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Bela Lugosi....now THERES a vampire....KRAVEN!, VIKTOR!, SELENE! ALL VAMPIRES!!!!!!! LESTAT!!!!!! WOOO! crazy i know but yeah....
LUCIAN! MICHAEL SHEEN MAKES A HOT WEREWOLF! Oh, excuse me, LYCAN
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exactly!!!! i mean really edward effing Sparkles in the sunlight....how the hell is that vampire?
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I agree with the sparkles thing. That was a dumb idea.
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LAME...So..Lame...
gimme Aleera for christ sake! what was the meyers bitch thinking when she wrote the books? oooh *sparkle sparkle* -.- do some research on vampires....god! read my deviation "Reign Of Blood" its a vampire story based off russian vampire lore...
now those are vampires!
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oh i will lol.
I agree WHAT WAS SHE THINKING? i thing blood thirsty, pale skinned, sun hateing, red eyed vamps are hot. not some sissy boy still going to HS even though he is a billion years old I mean does he really have nothing better to do with his life? how lame is that shit....
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Captain Hans from Hellsing
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Oh, i totally agree, and hasnt he learned everything like...a bazillion times over already? and havent people noticed he doesnt age?!
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Yeah thats why he gets good grades. HE KNOWS EVERYTHING. so what is he slamming his head against the effing desk all darn day because he is so god damn bored? No no he spends his time staring creepy stalker like at girls...because he wants to F**k her and eat her...lol
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BWAHAHAHA no wonder all the desks at school are sticky. My GOD I loathe that book/movie...here is my review of this crap that i posted on GaiaOnline.com
"I personally believe that the American/world youth's brains have been diluted so much by the media...they now believe in anything that the media tells them is good, i.e. books, movies, clothes, how to look, current events (not that youth really pays attention or really cares about what goes on in the world sweatdrop ) The concept of the book was a good concept, original, but with a spin on old Vampire Lore...it's just that the book was very poorly written, like some high school girl who woke up one day and said "hey, I think I'm going to write a book today!" It's almost as if the author, forgot her name although I don't really care to know, wrote these books without ever having a single thought of ,"Maybe I should take a class to develop my writing into something concise and well planned," instead she just wrote without putting a single thought into the development of memorable characters, antagonist and protagonist alike. The media is to blame for all the hype..."an original story with a hot male lead! It's to die for!" What they should have said was "An original story but not well written, no memorable characters, can't relate to the book on any level," I read book one but only got about 200 pages into it and put down the book. To read such complete and utter crap was just too unbearable for me. I did see the movie, grudgingly after my friend dragged me by the ear to see it, and I thought it to be quite tragic. The acting was horrible, the stunts were dismal, and the script was lame. Kristen-whats-her-face kept on blinking! "But-blinkblink-you were-blinkblinkblink-across the parking-blink-lot-blinkblink. *squidgy face-blink*" The stunt with Rob Pattinson flying up the trees really, really fast....you could see the wires. The stunt with Rob Pattinson getting slammed into the floor of the place where the battle was looked totally fake. The script was so lame. What the hell was it with the crappy dialogue!? "Spider monkey?!" WTF?! Well I guess you can't blame the writers of the script for that, that Meyer person is to blame for that, after all the movie script is based off of the crappy underdeveloped writing in the book. Note to self: miss next movie. All in all this movie is not worthy of a nomination at the MTV Movie Awards...be smart people, don't vote for it and save the human race from being brainwashed even further by this stuff! Your children, our futures, depend on it! -10 out of 10 for both the book and the movie."
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LOLOLOL Muhahahahahah that pretty much sums it all up lol
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Teens are soooo brainwashed...i asked a question on gaia "Bela Lugosi's Dracula or Twilight's Edward Cullen?" and the responses were pathetic! "Edward Cullen all the way! That was a stupid question!"
"Who's Bela Lugosi? Edward Cullen rules! No Contest" Who the hell would say Who's Bela Lugosi and then say "Edward Cullen rules?!" If you don't know who Bela is, then don't say there's no contest and say that Cullen Bastard rules! lol right?
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4sho lol but honestly no contest...edward loses to just about every other vampire ever...if you can really classify him as a vamp
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haha Even Brad Pitt's turn as a vampire kills him...
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