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The next evening, Wall.e was practicing the Night Fury courtship dance when she heard an explosion, followed by the sound of hundreds of tons of weight tipping over, and loud scraping sounds. She ran towards the noise just as a distant explosion sounded, this one much louder than the previous one. Wall.e ran towards the edge of an old shipyard, and screeched to a halt just behind an old anchor. E.v.e. was on the other side of it, sadly singing, [...Bleeding till I can't breathe- I'm shaking, Falling onto my knees- and I'm red! Um, without your kisses, I'll be needing Stitches! Tripping over myself, aching, begging you to come help- and I'm red! Um, without you kissed, I'll be needing Stitches! Needle in the thread, gotta get you out of my head...] Her expression implied that she'd given up on whatever it was that she had been doing. The burning ruins of a cargo tanker sat in front of her. Wall.e edged around the anchor, holding her wings and tail aloft. Silently, she hopped forwards, then danced in a circle, flapping her wings, and swishing her tail from side to side. E.v.e. watched Wall.e dance from the corner of her visor, and sighed. Wall.e then rocked back onto her hind legs, and cautiously approached E.v.e., nervously whistling. She then cleared her throat. E.v.e. suddenly turned towards Wall.e, going "Oooh-seee!" Wall.e screamed, and fell flat on her back, then got up again, saying, "Oh..." E.v.e.'s visor started flickering as if she were scrolling through a menu, and she queried, "Weisung, Hei Rei, Ayimonkos, Directive?" Wall.e responded, "Oh!", and E.v.e. repeated, "Directive?" Wall.e then rapidly compacted some trash into a cube, and dumped it on the ground, saying, "Ta-Da!" E.v.e. intoned, "Ooh!" as the cube collapsed. It was now Wall.e's turn to ask a question. She haltingly queried, "Diiir... eeec...tive?", gesturing at E.v.e. as she did so. E.v.e. repeated, "Directive?', then briefly turned away from Wall.e, stating, "Classified." She then turned back towards Wall.e, and asked, "Name?", scanning Wall.e as she asked. Wall.e blushed, and responded, "WWW- Wall.e!" E.v.e. then repeated, "Wall.e", and Wall.e groaned. Then she repeated, "Wall.e!" again, and laughed. Wall.e stood up, and true to her suspicions, noted that E.v.e. really was a head shorter than her standing upright. E.v.e. then pointed at her own chest, and said, "Eee.v.e.!" Wall.e responded, "Eeeee!" E.v.e. repeated, "E.v.e.!", and Wall.e responded, "EEE-AAAH!" E.v.e. then repeated, "Eee.v.e.! Eee.v.e.!", and Wall.e replied, "Eee.v.aaa.!" E.v.e. laughed again, and Wall.e repeated, "E.v.a.!" She wondered if she was subconsciously trying to say "Lena" as well as "E.v.e.." E.v.e. then repeated, "E.v.e.", one last time, clearly amused. Suddenly, an alarm went off, and Wall.e panicked. She startled E.v.e., who whipped out her arm cannon and pointed it at her. Alarmed, Wall.e shouted, "E.V.A.!", then looked behind her, and spotted an incoming sand storm. She shouted, "E.V.A.!" and dropped into a nervous crouch just before the storm hit. E.v.e. started wandering away from her, disoriented by the storm, and shouting, "Wall.e! Wall.e!" Wall.e ran back to her, grabbed her hand, and lead her towards her house, shouting for her pets to let them in.

The door closed behind them, leaving them in a dark room. Wall.e heard E.v.e. sneeze as she fumbled for the light switch. Then, she found it, and began turning the lights on. A cascade of colors lit up the interior, impressing E.v.e., and then treating her to a view of the inside of Wall.e's house. Wall.e stepped away from the light switch, held out her arms, and exclaimed, "E..v.a.!" E.v.e. smiled, and started walking towards Wall.e, as the slugcats put on "Hello Dolly! in the background. E.v.e. was soon accosted by a Big Mouth Billy Bass, which exclaimed, "Here's a little song I wrote! Note for note! Note for note! Being Happy!" E.v.e. whipped out her arm cannon and pointed it at the bass, and Wall.e exclaimed, "E.v.a.!", and pulled her away from the bass. E.v.e. briefly retrained her arm cannon on the bass before deciding it wasn't a threat. Wall.e then showed E.v.e. the Rubics Cube, and turned away to get something. When she came back holding a lightbulb, E.v.e. had solved the Rubics Cube. Wall.e handed E.v.e. the lightbulb and took the cube back, amazed. The lightbulb lit up in E.v.e.'s hand, and both were amazed. E.v.e. then switched the bulb off, and put it down on the shelf as Wall.e fumbled for something else to show her. She came back holding a zippo lighter. E.v.e. opened the lid, and struck the lighter, sparking a small flame. Both of them stared at it, Wall.e saying, "Woah..", and E.v.e. replying, "Mmm.", before turning away. Wall.e noticed that her hand was hanging at her side, and offered her own hand, asking, "E.v.a.?" E.v.e. pulled her hand away- as if she'd caught Wall.e trying to grab her hand against her will. Wall.e let out a dissapointed, "Oh.", and then gestured towards the screen. "Put On Your Sunday Clothes" was now playing, and Wall.e began to dance to the beat, pretending to hold a top hat in one hand, and humming along with the tune. E.v.e. watched with interest, then started dancing as if she were at a rock concert, jumping up and down with one arm flung wildly into the air. Wall.e's truck shook, and she squealed, "E.V.A.!", getting her to stop. Wall.e then tried spinning around in place. E.v.e. started spinning at a speed so high it was alarming- and she was getting closer to Wall.e! Suddenly, they collided, and Wall.e was sent flying into the ceiling of her own house! Confused, E.v.e. looked around and asked, "Wall.e?" Wall.e replied, "EEE!", and pulled herself out of the Wall.e shaped dent in the roof.

Wall.e then fumbled around for the shelf operator- one of her lenses had been cracked in the collision. E.v.e. by contrast didn't seem to have even a scratch on her armor. Wall.e then started scanning the shelves for the spare lenses as E.v.e. trained her arm cannon on the shelves. When she found what she was looking for, Wall.e stopped the shelves, and pulled the broken lens out. She then plugged a new lens into her helmet, saying, "Ah!", and rapidly winking, and then blinking a few times. She then gestured to E.v.e. to stay put, and fumbled for something. E.v.e. watched in amusement as something fell on Wall.e;s head, and she hurriedly put it back on the shelf. E.v.e. then turned back to watch "Hello Dolly!", and Wall.e found what she was looking for. She then approached E.v.e., saying, "E.v.a.!", and tapping her shoulder. She held the booted plant in her hand. E.v.e. scanned it. Suddenly, her scanner identified the plant as a seedling Western Red Cedar Tree, and indicated that it needed to be delivered to her superior- the Axioms Captain. She suddenly made a high pitched whine, and her anti-gravity thrusters kicked in. A chamber on her chest armor burst open, and a tractor beam grabbed the plant, pulling it into the cavity. Suddenly, the doors slammed shut, and E.v.e. deactivated, falling and curling up into a ball in slow motion. Wall.e lunged at her, shouting "EEE.V.AAA.!", and howling when she missed and both of them crashed to the floor. The lights suddenly flickered out, then back on again, and Wall.e scrambled back up to her feet, and ran back to E.v.e., saying, "E.v.a.?" There was no response. Wall.e then waved her hand in front of E.v.e.'s visor. She next listened to E.v.e.'s chest armor, which now displayed a pulsing green light with a stylized plant on it. Wall.e was relieved to find that E.v.e.'s heart core was still beating. She then picked E.v.e. up, desperately shouting, "EEE.V.AAA.! EEE.V.AAA! EEE- EEE- EEE- EEE.V.AAA.!" She would end up staying up all night desperately trying to wake E.v.e. up from her unforeseen slumber.

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The next evening, Wall.e was practicing the Night Fury courtship dance when she heard an explosion, followed by the sound of hundreds of tons of weight tipping over, and loud scraping sounds. She ran towards the noise just as a distant explosion sounded, this one much louder than the previous one. Wall.e ran towards the edge of an old shipyard, and screeched to a halt just behind an old anchor. E.v.e. was on the other side of it, sadly singing, [...Bleeding till I can't breathe- I'm shaking, Falling onto my knees- and I'm red! Um, without your kisses, I'll be needing Stitches! Tripping over myself, aching, begging you to come help- and I'm red! Um, without you kissed, I'll be needing Stitches! Needle in the thread, gotta get you out of my head...] Her expression implied that she'd given up on whatever it was that she had been doing. The burning ruins of a cargo tanker sat in front of her. Wall.e edged around the anchor, holding her wings and tail aloft. Silently, she hopped forwards, then danced in a circle, flapping her wings, and swishing her tail from side to side. E.v.e. watched Wall.e dance from the corner of her visor, and sighed. Wall.e then rocked back onto her hind legs, and cautiously approached E.v.e., nervously whistling. She then cleared her throat. E.v.e. suddenly turned towards Wall.e, going "Oooh-seee!" Wall.e screamed, and fell flat on her back, then got up again, saying, "Oh..." E.v.e.'s visor started flickering as if she were scrolling through a menu, and she queried, "Weisung, Hei Rei, Ayimonkos, Directive?" Wall.e responded, "Oh!", and E.v.e. repeated, "Directive?" Wall.e then rapidly compacted some trash into a cube, and dumped it on the ground, saying, "Ta-Da!" E.v.e. intoned, "Ooh!" as the cube collapsed. It was now Wall.e's turn to ask a question. She haltingly queried, "Diiir... eeec...tive?", gesturing at E.v.e. as she did so. E.v.e. repeated, "Directive?', then briefly turned away from Wall.e, stating, "Classified." She then turned back towards Wall.e, and asked, "Name?", scanning Wall.e as she asked. Wall.e blushed, and responded, "WWW- Wall.e!" E.v.e. then repeated, "Wall.e", and Wall.e groaned. Then she repeated, "Wall.e!" again, and laughed. Wall.e stood up, and true to her suspicions, noted that E.v.e. really was a head shorter than her standing upright. E.v.e. then pointed at her own chest, and said, "Eee.v.e.!" Wall.e responded, "Eeeee!" E.v.e. repeated, "E.v.e.!", and Wall.e responded, "EEE-AAAH!" E.v.e. then repeated, "Eee.v.e.! Eee.v.e.!", and Wall.e replied, "Eee.v.aaa.!" E.v.e. laughed again, and Wall.e repeated, "E.v.a.!" She wondered if she was subconsciously trying to say "Lena" as well as "E.v.e.." E.v.e. then repeated, "E.v.e.", one last time, clearly amused. Suddenly, an alarm went off, and Wall.e panicked. She startled E.v.e., who whipped out her arm cannon and pointed it at her. Alarmed, Wall.e shouted, "E.V.A.!", then looked behind her, and spotted an incoming sand storm. She shouted, "E.V.A.!" and dropped into a nervous crouch just before the storm hit. E.v.e. started wandering away from her, disoriented by the storm, and shouting, "Wall.e! Wall.e!" Wall.e ran back to her, grabbed her hand, and lead her towards her house, shouting for her pets to let them in.

The door closed behind them, leaving them in a dark room. Wall.e heard E.v.e. sneeze as she fumbled for the light switch. Then, she found it, and began turning the lights on. A cascade of colors lit up the interior, impressing E.v.e., and then treating her to a view of the inside of Wall.e's house. Wall.e stepped away from the light switch, held out her arms, and exclaimed, "E..v.a.!" E.v.e. smiled, and started walking towards Wall.e, as the slugcats put on "Hello Dolly! in the background. E.v.e. was soon accosted by a Big Mouth Billy Bass, which exclaimed, "Here's a little song I wrote! Note for note! Note for note! Being Happy!" E.v.e. whipped out her arm cannon and pointed it at the bass, and Wall.e exclaimed, "E.v.a.!", and pulled her away from the bass. E.v.e. briefly retrained her arm cannon on the bass before deciding it wasn't a threat. Wall.e then showed E.v.e. the Rubics Cube, and turned away to get something. When she came back holding a lightbulb, E.v.e. had solved the Rubics Cube. Wall.e handed E.v.e. the lightbulb and took the cube back, amazed. The lightbulb lit up in E.v.e.'s hand, and both were amazed. E.v.e. then switched the bulb off, and put it down on the shelf as Wall.e fumbled for something else to show her. She came back holding a zippo lighter. E.v.e. opened the lid, and struck the lighter, sparking a small flame. Both of them stared at it, Wall.e saying, "Woah..", and E.v.e. replying, "Mmm.", before turning away. Wall.e noticed that her hand was hanging at her side, and offered her own hand, asking, "E.v.a.?" E.v.e. pulled her hand away- as if she'd caught Wall.e trying to grab her hand against her will. Wall.e let out a dissapointed, "Oh.", and then gestured towards the screen. "Put On Your Sunday Clothes" was now playing, and Wall.e began to dance to the beat, pretending to hold a top hat in one hand, and humming along with the tune. E.v.e. watched with interest, then started dancing as if she were at a rock concert, jumping up and down with one arm flung wildly into the air. Wall.e's truck shook, and she squealed, "E.V.A.!", getting her to stop. Wall.e then tried spinning around in place. E.v.e. started spinning at a speed so high it was alarming- and she was getting closer to Wall.e! Suddenly, they collided, and Wall.e was sent flying into the ceiling of her own house! Confused, E.v.e. looked around and asked, "Wall.e?" Wall.e replied, "EEE!", and pulled herself out of the Wall.e shaped dent in the roof.

Wall.e then fumbled around for the shelf operator- one of her lenses had been cracked in the collision. E.v.e. by contrast didn't seem to have even a scratch on her armor. Wall.e then started scanning the shelves for the spare lenses as E.v.e. trained her arm cannon on the shelves. When she found what she was looking for, Wall.e stopped the shelves, and pulled the broken lens out. She then plugged a new lens into her helmet, saying, "Ah!", and rapidly winking, and then blinking a few times. She then gestured to E.v.e. to stay put, and fumbled for something. E.v.e. watched in amusement as something fell on Wall.e;s head, and she hurriedly put it back on the shelf. E.v.e. then turned back to watch "Hello Dolly!", and Wall.e found what she was looking for. She then approached E.v.e., saying, "E.v.a.!", and tapping her shoulder. She held the booted plant in her hand. E.v.e. scanned it. Suddenly, her scanner identified the plant as a seedling Western Red Cedar Tree, and indicated that it needed to be delivered to her superior- the Axioms Captain. She suddenly made a high pitched whine, and her anti-gravity thrusters kicked in. A chamber on her chest armor burst open, and a tractor beam grabbed the plant, pulling it into the cavity. Suddenly, the doors slammed shut, and E.v.e. deactivated, falling and curling up into a ball in slow motion. Wall.e lunged at her, shouting "EEE.V.AAA.!", and howling when she missed and both of them crashed to the floor. The lights suddenly flickered out, then back on again, and Wall.e scrambled back up to her feet, and ran back to E.v.e., saying, "E.v.a.?" There was no response. Wall.e then waved her hand in front of E.v.e.'s visor. She next listened to E.v.e.'s chest armor, which now displayed a pulsing green light with a stylized plant on it. Wall.e was relieved to find that E.v.e.'s heart core was still beating. She then picked E.v.e. up, desperately shouting, "EEE.V.AAA.! EEE.V.AAA! EEE- EEE- EEE- EEE.V.AAA.!" She would end up staying up all night desperately trying to wake E.v.e. up from her unforeseen slumber.