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Published: 2005-07-01 18:31:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 242; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 13
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Description RULES 6-10

rule 6-gentlemen if the lady calls you in to talk... dont speak!theres no reason to volunteer information on something she doesnt know about...

rule 7- the main difference between men and women is that, put simply, women are smarter than us! their sneakier, more devious...lets face it men were to blunt for their kind of warfare...thats why we lose the arguements.

rule 8- many women complain of their men not being very verbal in a realationship. look ladies we used up all our topics on the first three dates...after that, were scraping the bottom of the barrel.

rule 9- yes men, one day women will rule the world...then the time of the great crying will come...

rule 10- while is true that women are smarter and sneakier, they have problems with anger...you never see a man plan a sneak attack, if hes got a problem theres a fight, one is victorious they shake hands and are back to best friends instantly. women on the other hand kill their opponents and open up a can of restricted genocide on each other.
its kill or be killed in that world.
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Comments: 25

JFaith [2006-06-24 00:12:49 +0000 UTC]

Well... as for number ten... I don't think I have any problems controlling my anger...





^_^


And yes!! ^o^ Women will rule the world someday. ^_^ It'll be so much fun. XD;

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PoliteYetPeculiar [2005-09-07 16:24:11 +0000 UTC]

Restricted genocide. XD Love that term.

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work-in-progress In reply to PoliteYetPeculiar [2005-09-07 16:26:12 +0000 UTC]

*blushs* oh well thanks^ ^ i should post more of those some time....but you didnt have to come take a look at my page just because i watched you^ ^ its really not necasarry!

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PoliteYetPeculiar In reply to work-in-progress [2005-09-07 16:28:24 +0000 UTC]

Pfft. ^_^ You've got a great gallery!

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work-in-progress In reply to PoliteYetPeculiar [2005-09-07 16:29:22 +0000 UTC]

*blushes again* your much to kind^ ^ feel free to contact me if you have questions or anything.

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zarathus [2005-07-30 09:07:01 +0000 UTC]

Heh, very nice I like this. The horror of sneak attacks...

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work-in-progress In reply to zarathus [2005-07-30 16:44:55 +0000 UTC]

oh well thank you very much^ ^ your to kind.

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Sunflower-Hedgehog [2005-07-25 18:39:53 +0000 UTC]

*reads* i know all ments tricks now but i ain't like that lol X3

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work-in-progress In reply to Sunflower-Hedgehog [2005-07-25 19:32:49 +0000 UTC]

do you really know all our tricks? *giggle* i think not...

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Sunflower-Hedgehog In reply to work-in-progress [2005-07-26 07:39:17 +0000 UTC]

hmmm i think yeah mwahahahaha-*coughhackwheezechoke* x__X XD

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ApatheticHitchiker [2005-07-01 21:12:26 +0000 UTC]

i already know the secret for women to take over the world , any girl who has ever taken a health class knows what freaks EVERY guy out. so, an army is just waiting for the command *evil laugh*. it just hasn't happened yet because we'd all fight with each other and the new world order would be destroyed. so, i save time and skip the whole conquering thing, and eat ice cream instead.

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work-in-progress In reply to ApatheticHitchiker [2005-07-01 22:23:15 +0000 UTC]

okay there...*steps away form lily*

YAY for ice cream though!

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fiftyfivetries [2005-07-01 19:06:06 +0000 UTC]

XD No, seriously, girl fights are vicious. VICIOUS. (I have been quite near one... got my head slammed into a locker)

...


I win~!! ^___^

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work-in-progress In reply to fiftyfivetries [2005-07-01 20:16:13 +0000 UTC]

yeah women do some scary stuff!

and uh what did you win?

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fiftyfivetries In reply to work-in-progress [2005-07-01 21:40:38 +0000 UTC]

Uh... I wasn't in the fight. I was near it. I didn't win anything but a headache.

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Blooded-Angel [2005-07-01 18:48:08 +0000 UTC]

hahaha! thats hilarious! omg thats so funny...

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work-in-progress In reply to Blooded-Angel [2005-07-01 20:18:25 +0000 UTC]

thanks!

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Flowerlark [2005-07-01 18:47:18 +0000 UTC]

What? Who? Sneak attack? You Want me to sneak attack you? I dunno, when I got into bully fights w/ other girls in elementary school, there wasn't much sneakiness, there was more kicking & hair-pullingness. Hmmm, maybe girls sneak-attack guys 'cause they don't often have hair long enough to pull. Ha ha!

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RetiredKiller In reply to Flowerlark [2005-07-05 21:43:31 +0000 UTC]

Yeah the girls in my class figured out long ago that pulling MY hair is way easier than pulling other boys hair... especially since mine almost reached my knees last year
so now it's still longer than most hairs.

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work-in-progress In reply to Flowerlark [2005-07-01 20:11:17 +0000 UTC]

no thats quite okay lee! no sneak attacky's are requiered! and my hair is getting pretty long now because im growing it out for locks for love or whatever its called so its gettin pretty there. thats another thing...men dont pull hair or kick each other in certian areas...

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Flowerlark In reply to work-in-progress [2005-07-01 22:28:37 +0000 UTC]

Well ,girls don't kick each other in those areas because it wouldn't have much of an effect. . . *cough* *hack* Lee's making herself uncomfortable right now. . .

Locks of love, hey I did that! About four years ago. I haven't cut my hair since then, now it's down to my elbows. How long is your hair? You need at least 10" b4 they'll take it.

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work-in-progress In reply to Flowerlark [2005-07-02 00:10:32 +0000 UTC]

roughly four and a half so i gots a ways to go...i grew it out to eight inches last year and then i had to cut it for a photo so i never got to donate >👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Flowerlark In reply to work-in-progress [2005-07-02 12:35:01 +0000 UTC]

Awwww, that's a shame. Why'd you have tyo cut it? Couldn't you have just tied it back or something? Such a shame. . . Sorry, I like long hair, I dunno why. Notice everyone I draw has long hair.

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work-in-progress In reply to Flowerlark [2005-07-02 14:39:05 +0000 UTC]

must have something to do with your elf obsession would be my guess...

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Flowerlark In reply to work-in-progress [2005-07-02 16:36:07 +0000 UTC]

Not all elves have long hair. 3 of my elf charas have short hair. But that's because thet were baaad little elves that now live in deep, deep shame.

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