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work-in-progress — atlees guide to the ladies 1
Published: 2005-05-31 02:22:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 163; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 1
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first of any of you who know me no not to take this at face value(this is for kicks and giggles)even though there may be a few grains of truth in here...* rule 1-the man is never right
* rule 2-dont argue men...it just makes it harder
* rule 3-if your woman has a problem dont comment...they'll make it your problem...
* rule 4- if she gets on you for doing something but you dont know what you did just nod and say yes ma'am (its much less painfull)
* rule 5-if she asks how she looks in a dress...avoid the question or change the subject...there is no right answer to this question...
*rustling and stumbling is heard in the background followed by a loud crash as atlee is kidnapped by the female ninjas for revealing to much secret information*
run men run!
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hmmm. maybe i am really a gay guy stuck in a girls body. 0.o [doesnt wear dresses] and i have never asked anybody for their opinion on how i look in a dress. i can do that myself. FUCKING UGLY! yay!
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dah! but asian girls are always cute!
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[isnt] maybe im also secretly not asain. 0.o
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you think to little of yourself c.s.! theres nothing wrong with the way you look.
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LMAO , extreemly funny ,makes me think of stereotype women hehe xD
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ahh but not all women are like that though...this was a simple joke about men in a stereotypical relationship! although i admit some of it does seem true sometimes...
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*kidnaps the Atlee for revealing too many secrets*
Hwhahhahahhaa..
I found this hilarious..and true. Yesh, true.
At least for me! ^^
Looks like I'm the only girl who has commented so far...
Did they get you Atlee? BWYAAHAHAHHAHAAHHA..
Cute post!
~michi~
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ugh computer lag my apologies !
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they havent gotten me yet...of course i was at alisons today, so i was being monitered at least...
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*LOL* They weill get you soon atleeeeeeee.....
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they havent gotten me yet...of course i was at alisons today, so i was being monitered at least...
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they havent gotten me yet...of course i was at alisons today, so i was being monitered at least...
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I will probably never be truly successful with women. If she asks me how she looks in a dress, I'm going to tell her. I'm too honest for my own good.
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honesty is mans enemy number 1...
dont be afraid to fudge the truth
lol just kidding ladies i would never lie...or would i?
mhahahahah
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PS but not before I turn 18 this Thursday or graduate high school a week after, so that's a blessing.
This is Gryph, zoning out.
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I'm going to die, and it's going to be a woman what kills me.
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tee hee... I admit many women may be like that... but I do not happen to be one... I resolve myself to never asking a man about something they don't know or want to. Especially how I look... If I'm asking I probably already know that I look bad so why bother making someone else say it.
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