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WORMBOYx — The Fall of Hurlingdire
Published: 2014-08-08 00:06:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 1195; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 7
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Something I made to originally complain on how school is a mere week away and how much I had wished a giant multi-appendaged beast broke in and ate everyone. But then I made it part of my stupid fictional Hurlingdire school/asylum for THE MENTALLY SPOILED lore and now monsters just kinda show up, break into classrooms, and eat children. Where oh were has the teacher gone?! Chances are, the monster IS the teacher!Beats having to do geometry anyway.
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teacher: OK class, I have to go get some...er...extra copies. Jimmy, you are in charge while I am out of the room.
Jimmy: yes mam!
(10 minute later teacher comes in as monster and begins devouring students)
Kid being eaten: NO JIMMY!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE US?!?!?!
Fin
In loving memory
of some dumb kids
Moral: never leave
Jimmy in charge. NEVER.
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That is exactly how this entire thing went down man.
Fookin' Jimmy, can't even leave 'im alone for 10 whole minutes!
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Nobody went to Jimmy's funeral because they were all disappointed in him. There were no flowers. It was raining. They tossed his small mutilated body into a ditch. Why waste a good coffin on Jimmy? His body (or what was left of it) was slowly eaten by carnivorous invertebrates until nothing was left but some bones and a kidney that nobody wanted. Why did they trust Jimmy. Why.
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